If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time

To those about to beef: We salute you.

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Beehives Are Now Black Market Gold In California

The cops should simply follow the trails of honey to the villain’s hideouts. Case closed.

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9 Bizarre & Surprising Stories Of Famous People Hanging Out

Featuring very special guest JESSE THORN!

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Sci-Fi Predictions About Life In 2020 That Fell Flat

Hindsight is the year 2020.

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Sequels That Disregarded Key Scenes From The Original Movies

Yo, Hollywood, audiences remember what happened in the last movie. Ya know?

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'McMillion$' Is The Best Thing To Happen To McDonald's Since, Well, Monopoly

The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.

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11 Major Recent Movies (With Secretly Bizarre Productions)

Wow, more like Hollyweird (EXTREMELY ORIGINAL JOKE COPYRIGHT CRACKED DOT COM 2020)

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Hasbro is Bringing Back Those Awful '90s LCD Handheld Games

You’re too old for your teachers to confiscate it.

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An Announcement From Jason 'David Wong' Pargin (He Does Not Die At The End)

It's important Cracked announcement time, folks.

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How Your Fav Characters Got Their Signature Thing

Think all entertainment exists because of algorithms? Think again.

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5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies

Not like this Hollywood. Not like this.

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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds

An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.

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Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now

There's more mold in this new Burger King commercial than your ex-boyfriend's shower.

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Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul

Oh, God, please, we're begging you.

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