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You've heard of TP-ing, but are you ready for 'Beaning?'
“Whatever, as long as it’s not Topher Grace.” - Spider-Man, probably
Here's why the model's Met Gala getup seriously sucks.
If there's one thing Cracked is definitively known for, aside from existing as the sole comedy website in the entire continental United States, it's our expert fashion reviews. From Frank Ocean's 'Shrek' baby to AOC's taxation dress, we break down the night's wildest looks.
Pro tip: Before writing about sex work, maybe listen to sex workers.
"When I tell people that I am 30, people, they go sort of pale. They look like Inception at the beach at the end when they’ve aged a thousand years."
"Sarah, your TikTok dance was atrocious. Those impoverished children will just have to starve, now." - Julianne Hough, probably
"It is a five-star season!" - Dennis Reynolds, probably