These are the kinds of toys that make us feel as if nobody ever played with them before they got sent out.

If you own any of these t-shirts, please don't come to our party. We will leave a slice of cake on the driveway.

Sometimes creative liberties overtake what's on the script page.

Wait, these shows were made for children?

Movie medicine is movie malpractice.

Skip the closet and throw these directly in a dumpster.

No one was lovin' it.

The famous primate was an infamous pervert.

Over a hundred men died, and it all happened because one Sir John Franklin just couldn't stop pitching a tent for an unbelievably bad idea ...