It’s no secret that celebrities like to buy dumb crap. And honestly, who can blame them? It would be fun to do foolish things with foolish amounts of money. But sometimes, celebrities go a bit too far ...

Vlad the Impaler went a little overboard on the whole being a really creepy dude schtick he really loved to lean into.

Because in the ‘90s, most of us weren’t wearing cool band shirts and loose flannels, but we were instead rocking trashy, oversized t-shirts.

Sometimes Leonardo Da Vinci's genius would also lead to him being a mad man.

Music in the world of pro-wrestling can be ridiculous in the best of ways. These theme songs are not that.

Wow, gaming really does rot our brains.

McDonald's toys are just an approximation of reality, much like their food.

These leave us wanting to club Christmas playlists with a candy cane.

This always, always turns out horrible.

See Keanu Reeves visiting a teddy bear convention.