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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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How the turntables have turned.
Battle of the bicep bulges.
Yeah, pound that violet frequency. Pound it hard.
The heraldic tradition of 'pizzling' has a complicated series of forms and rules.
Using Prince to help get you some Tails.
An awkward reminder that Courtney Love has bad opinions on minorities.
Or, How Hollywood learned to stop worrying and love the colon.
Let the Goofy class oppress the Pluto class no more!