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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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It was a long journey from Chuck the Sorcerer to Cthulhu.
No, we're not talking about the toys you keep in your nightstand.
Plunge your overactive at-home kids into the Nietzschean void with this claymation romp.
It ends with a desperate battle between the Smurfs and the infected -- and the Smurfs lose.
A hard day's night of cramming for the mod finals.
Perfume for buildings will get you to pay through the nose.
You can't make an awareness omelet without breaking some social engineered eggs.
Behold the awesome power of part-time internet janitors.
They're blocking the runway for the other planes that still have jobs.
Don't forget to social distance from Mother Nature too.