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Real Name: Cedric Voets
Member Since: October 8th, 2014
About Me: Writer and editor for niche website Cracked.com. I am definitely not a shaved bear.
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Be prepared (to garrot enemy infiltrators)
The sexist life of trees.
Talk about performance anxiety.
5 Stars -- the Moscow police.
The royal line of Ouch.
Mathletes, eat your heart out.
Live Free or Die By Bear.
Please, sir, can I have some more arsenic?
Let's chill out to some loan-fi.