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Cracked Archive - Weird World

Scandinavian Birthdays Are Dark AF

Probably to scare away outsiders who want in on all that socialism and winter fashion.

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Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals

'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'

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55 Incompetent Criminals To Make You Feel Instantly Smarter

Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.

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Pensioners Are Learning How To Make Their Own Caskets At Coffin Club

The first rule of Coffin Club is: you do not talk like a vampire at Coffin Club.

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Spite Houses: The Architectural Monuments to People's Grudges

At that level of wealth, you truly have nothing better to do with your time.

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A New York Yankee Fought An Ostrich In An Eating Contest

A neck and (ridiculously long) neck race.

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Want To Pimp Your Desert Ride? Call A Camel Barber

My hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely camel clumps. Check it out.

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3 Cursed Christmas Toys From Your Childhood With Fascinating Origins

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7 Highly Specific Festivus Grievances You May Not Relate To, But I Don't Care

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Arsonists Have Burning Down a Swedish Town's Yule Goat (For Over 50 Years)

Don't ask.

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Okay, We Need A Funko Pop! Intervention

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

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The Bizarre 'Surveillance State' Outrage Over ... Elf On The Shelf

Yes, really.

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Lululemon's New 'Home Gym' is Straight Out of '1984'

Inside just about every work of dystopian fiction lurks something similar to what you can get at Lululemon right now.

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The Outlaw Whose Corpse Got Lost In A Haunted House

Scooby-Doo meets The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

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55 Insider Secrets About How Jobs Work

You're not supposed to talk about your job to outsiders. Which is a shame, because people's jobs are fascinating.

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