Cracked Archive - Weird World

Scandinavian Birthdays Are Dark AF

Probably to scare away outsiders who want in on all that socialism and winter fashion.


Into The Dark World Of YouTube Blood Rituals

'What’s up YouTube, it’s ya boi the Blood Warlock.'


55 Incompetent Criminals To Make You Feel Instantly Smarter

Crimes blow up in criminals' dumb criminal faces.


Pensioners Are Learning How To Make Their Own Caskets At Coffin Club

The first rule of Coffin Club is: you do not talk like a vampire at Coffin Club.


Spite Houses: The Architectural Monuments to People's Grudges

At that level of wealth, you truly have nothing better to do with your time.


A New York Yankee Fought An Ostrich In An Eating Contest

A neck and (ridiculously long) neck race.


Want To Pimp Your Desert Ride? Call A Camel Barber

My hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely camel clumps. Check it out.


Okay, We Need A Funko Pop! Intervention

The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.


Lululemon's New 'Home Gym' is Straight Out of '1984'

Inside just about every work of dystopian fiction lurks something similar to what you can get at Lululemon right now.


The Outlaw Whose Corpse Got Lost In A Haunted House

Scooby-Doo meets The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.


55 Insider Secrets About How Jobs Work

You're not supposed to talk about your job to outsiders. Which is a shame, because people's jobs are fascinating.