Cracked Archive - Video Games

The First-Ever Video Game Console Was A Beautiful Mess

The only console whose add-ons included Monopoly money.


Why A Minor Detail Causes The 'Tony Hawk' Remake To Fall Apart

Stop trying to make me grow up, Tony.


5 Promising Superhero Games Cancelled For Insane Reasons

The universe just doesn't want a good Superman game, apparently.


Want To Feel Old? Mario Is Only Supposed Be 24 Years Old

And don't get me started on Kirby.


5 Video Game Glitches That Turn Sexy Scenes Into Lovecraftian Nightmares

This isn't computer generated, it's Satan generated


5 Video Game Glitches So Good They Should Be The Norm

Sometime you break a game for the better of all.


5 Trash Ways Video Game Publishers Screwed People Over

It's all fun and games until publishers decide to run game on you.


How 'Call of Duty' Got Itself Into A Political Pickle

'COD' is either using historical realism to make a statement or it's being exploitative, but it can't be neither.


Empty N.Y.C. Streets Have Led To Real-Life 'Mario Kart'

We're not just in the weirdest timeline. We're in the 'Mario Kart' timeline.


Breaking: 'Madden' And EA Continue To Suck

We knew 'Madden 21' would suck, but we didn't know it would suck this much.


An Acclaimed Novelist Accidentally Set His Book In The 'Zelda' Universe

Google giveth and Google laugheth its ass off at you.


Don't Worry: Gaming on Apple Will Suck Forever

Hope you're into $19 indie puzzle games, because that's all you're getting.


5 Dumb Goofy Ways To Beat Super Hard Video Game Bosses

Sometimes the easiest way to win is to get stupid as hell.


Crazy Stuff Hackers Found Inside Video Game Code

How were they able to code with their penises?