Cracked Archive - Music

Train’s Led Zeppelin Cover Album Proves They Don’t Have to Suck

No one is more shocked than we are.


A Shady Mailing Service Was Pre-Internet Spotify

All the unfair business practices, none of the bandwidth.


Andre 3000 Is Becoming Rap's Bigfoot

Legend says he appears only for those that are pure of heart, strong of will, and so fresh and so clean clean.


Rock Out To Disneyland (Short-Lived) Sexy Prog-Rock Band

Rock out with your Donald Duck out.


'Mr. Jones' By Counting Crows Had A (Ironic) Real-Life Lesson About Fame

How come Mr. Jones never got to be a big star, too?


'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think

If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.


Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies

They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.


What The Falkor Is This Music Video?

If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.


'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender

In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.


The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood

Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.


How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA

This banger is anything but vanilla.


Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?

Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.


America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest

Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.


Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye

A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.