Cracked Archive - History
Chilling Dick Moves By Death Row Inmates
Take a deep breath, dear reader, because this is about to get dark.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 27, 2020
'Recent' Things That're Actually Older Than Dirt
That big trendy thing is 100 percent nothing new.
- By Shea
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- May 25, 2020
Important History Question: Where Did Jesus's Foreskin Go?
Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.
- By Mac Faber
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- May 25, 2020
Tolkien Versus Disney, And More WTF Historical Feuds
Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 22, 2020
Hark! Shakespeare's Globe Theatre May Closeth Forever Due To This Crappe
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 20, 2020
Absolutely Ancient People Who Are Still Extremely Alive
Living forever is great when your life rules.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 20, 2020
Historical Takeaways For What's Happening Now
History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.
- By Alex Schmidt
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- May 19, 2020
6 Everyday Groups (With A Sinister Original Purpose)
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 12, 2020
Tyrants Who Punched Down On WTF Dumb Things
With great power comes great douchebaggery.
- By Agus Tamini
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- May 11, 2020
Inventors Who Can't Stand Their Own Creations
These creators take regret to a whole new level.
- By Shea
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- May 10, 2020
The Historical Bond That Ireland And Native Americans Have Is Helping Out Big Time Right Now
People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 07, 2020
Politicians With Truly Staggering Levels Of Pettiness
Sometimes, politics is more art than science.
- By Steven Assarian, Kasper Kauhanen, Johan Kurniawan, Christian Markle, Richard C. Shaffer
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- May 05, 2020
Conspiracies That Aren’t Theories, They Happened
Not conspiracy theories. These are the real deal.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- May 04, 2020
Weirdly Impressive Things That Only One Person Has Done
Some accomplishments are too weird to be done twice.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- May 03, 2020
The Insane Children of The World's Worst Dictators
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
- By Alex Hanton
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- May 01, 2020
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