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Right now you can score some righteous deals on certified refurbished Apple products, so you can get that sweet device you've been clamoring for without having to stage a daring heist at a federal reserve bank. Take a look at ...
Apple MacBook Air 13" Core I5 (Certified Refurbished)
If you're in the market for a new laptop but don't want to spend the GNP of several small countries to get one, check out this certified refurbished Apple MacBook Air 13" Core I5. Normally it sells for $1,199.99, but you can get one at 35 percent off for $779.
Apple iPad Air 9.7" 32 GB With WiFi (Certified Refurbished)
Surf the web or binge your favorite shows with this certified refurbished Apple iPad Air 9.7", which is so lightweight and ultra-thin it could also be used as a throwing star. Normally it sells for $599, but you can take 59 percent off plus an additional price drop and get one for just $239.99.
Apple MacBook Pro 13.3" Intel Core i5 2.5 Ghz, 4 GB RAM And 500 GB Hard Drive (Certified Refurbished)
The MacBook Pro is an excellent laptop for people who need a portable device that can do serious work as well as stream movies and games and scour Facebook for mentions of their own name. It usually sells for $1,199, but right now you can get one at 41 percent off for $699.99.
Apple iPad 4 9.7" With WiFi, 16 GB (Certified Refurbished)
This refurbished iPad 4 will allow you to enjoy your favorite movies, TV shows and games on a 9.7" while you're at the gym, traveling to see family, or spending the day cemented to the couch. You can take 73 percent off the standard price of $649 plus an additional price drop and get one for only $169.99.
Apple iPad 3 9.7" 16 GB WiFi (Certified Refurbished)
If you want a studly new tablet to stream movies and games on the go, but don't want to pay studly new tablet prices, check out this certified refurbished iPad 3. It normally costs $499, but you can get one at 68 percent off for just $155.
Apple iPad Mini 2 Retina 16 GB With WiFi In Space Gray (Certified Refurbished)
If you're looking for a high-quality tablet but don't necessarily need a screen big enough for your neighbors to watch in the next house over, then check out this iPad Mini 2. Normally it sells for $399, but you can get one at 27 percent off for $289.
Apple iPad Air 9.7" 16 GB WiFi (Certified Refurbished)
Enjoy ten hours per charge of uninterrupted streaming, browsing, and destroying personal relationships on social media with this iPad Air 9.7". Normally it sells for $290, but right now you can knock 22 percent off that price and get one for $225.
Apple iPad Mini 16 GB WiFi (Certified Refurbished)
This incredibly portable iPad Mini allows you to stream, chat, and browse the internet without looking like you stole the screen from the back of an airplane seat. Normally it sells for $459, but you can get one at 63 percent off for only $169.
iPad Mini 3 16 GB WiFi (Certified Refurbished)
This iPad Mini 3 is super lightweight and slim, with Siri functionality, two powerful cameras, and enough space to store a ton of music and photos. It's perfect for either browsing the web and enjoying your favorite songs and pictures, or taking top-secret photographs of enemy agents while distracting them with an Ed Sheeran album. Normally it sells for $399, but you can get one at 11 percent off for $355.
Apple iPhone 5S Unlocked 16 GB (Certified Refurbished)
If you're looking to get a new smartphone, but don't want to add a king's ransom to your phone bill to pay for a new one, check out this unlocked iPhone 5S. Normally it sells for $649.99, but you can take 76 percent off and get one for only $155.
iPhone 6S Plus Gold AT&T 64 GB (Certified Refurbished)
Get your mitts on one of the cutest, most high-tech smartphones available without spending several wallets' worth of cash with this certified refurbished iPhone 6S Plus. Did we mention the iPhone 6S Plus is still compatible with aux cords? Take 28 percent off the standard price of $715 and get one for $509.
iPhone 7 Jet Black GSM Unlocked 256 GB (Certified Refurbished)
This refurbished iPhone 7 sports 3D Touch, an incredible camera that captures 4K video, and more storage space than every single computer produced in the early '90s combined. Normally it sells for $999, but you can take 34 percent off and get one for $659.
Apple MacBook Air 11.6" Core I5 (Certified Refurbished)
This MacBook Air boasts an impressive 11.5" screen, 128 GB of flash storage, and ultra-thin construction so slim that you could probably use it to pop the latch on your door the next time you lock yourself out of your apartment. You can take 12 percent off the standard price of $728 and get one for $639.
Apple MacBook Pro 13.3" Core i5 (Certified Refurbished)
This blazingly powerful MacBook Pro boasts 8 GB of RAM, an intel Core i5 processor, and a 128 GB solid-state hard drive. With specs like that, it is essentially your own portable Batcomputer. Normally it sells for $1,512, but right now you can get one at 20 percent off for $1,199.
BeatsX Wireless In-Ear Headphones (Certified Refurbished)
These sleek, lightweight Bluetooth headphones give you two hours of listening time on a single five-minute charge. You'll never have to wait longer than one and a half Post Malone songs to juice them up. Normally they sell for $149, but you can take 13 percent off and get a pair for $129.
Apple Watch Series 1 Sport 38mm (Certified Refurbished)
Be the Inspector Gadget you've always believed you could be with this tremendous deal on a refurbished Apple Watch Series 1 Sport. Normally it sells for $299.99, but right now you can get one at 13 percent off for $259.
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