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0 33 Random Bits of Trivia We Found in a Pot at the End of a Rainbow
That little leprechaun did not give these up without a fight
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Typically, it works the opposite way. So maybe this is better?
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We're getting into gifting season and, when you really think about it, who deserves gifts more: Your brother you haven't spoken to in four months and who used to sit on your head and fart on it, or your dog? You'll probably still get your brother something, but let's be real: Pets deserve gifts. Save an extra 15% with code DEC15 at checkout, just don't tell them how much you saved on these awesome gifts -- they don't need to know. They also don't speak human.
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MSRP: $16
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MSRP: $14
Okay, so these are mostly for you. Toss these clever inventions in the laundry, and they'll zap pet hair off your clothes better than detergent ever could.
Automatic Ball Launcher & Dog Feeder
MSRP: $49
Can't get off the couch? That's fine. This device will be like a robot nanny for your dog, throwing the ball and dispensing treats.
VentiFresh ECO: Next Generation Odor Eliminator
MSRP: $72
Eliminate all those rank pet smells and make your pet less self-conscious with this odor eliminator that uses advanced, NASA-developed tech to de-dog your home in only the right ways.
EZ-PET Smart Programmable Automatic Feeder
MSRP: $99
Can't be there for dinner time? Schedule feedings and make sure your pet is taken care of with this robot. The only thing you have to worry about is your pet changing allegiances.
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Love Dragon Ball Z? Now your cat will, too. You'll finally have something in common.
MSRP: $129
Just face it: Your dog will always wind up on the sofa, so go ahead and get them their own! Just look how cute it is!
Arf Pets Memory Training Puzzle Toy
MSRP: $59
Make your pet the smartest on the block! This clever training toy uses increasingly complicated memory tasks to reward clever pets with treats. You'll be well on your way to stage dog momhood.
MSRP: $45
If you say you like cleaning the litter box, you're pretty sick. You won't mind it as much, though, with the SiftEase. This deep basket sifts dirty litter from clean litter so you won't have to go scooping anymore.
MSRP: $39
The name really says it all, doesn't it? And then you get the picture to really hammer it home. That's just a cute cat house bed.
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