‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far

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‘I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole’ Is The Best Song Of 2020 So Far

Coronavirus has wreaked havoc on the music industry, from closing concerts to suspending album releases, but that doesn't mean the end of new music. On the contrary, it has opened up space to allow new burgeoning artists to shine. How much space do you ask? Well, let us answer that question with another question. How much space is inside of your butthole?

That's singer/songwriter Jolee Dunn playing her new hit "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole," and it has taken Twitter by storm. After years of the music industry cranking out lyrically empty pop music, Dunn's lyrics provide a refreshing change of pace as her words, wrought with emotion and depth, dare to examine the inner workings of our body, soul, and hole. Dunn channels a mixture of Johnny Cash and Weird Al Yankovic as she posits that "Maybe there's astronauts? Maybe there's aliens?" laying in wait inside of your butthole, leaving us to ponder the true mysteries of our rectal cavities. In all seriousness, this song goes hard.

Naturally, the remixes and covers followed suit, and they're just as fun to listen to as well. Here's a jam that's perfect for getting the blood pumping, whether in the club, working out, or on the toilet, hoping to jiggle that last dingleberry free.

Here's a piano take that's slow and thoughtful, pushing us once again to truly contemplate the untold fathoms of our poopers.

This one brings the pace back up and adds a little bit of twang to it.

And here's a bluesy guitar cover that just straight up rocks.

Ultimately, nothing beats the original, and we eagerly anticipate where Dunn pushes us next with her music. Perhaps we together question what boogers are made of or marvel at the wart growing from Aunt Judy's nose. Whatever the case, it's sure to offer us some relief during these difficult times and probably also will be a massive hit.

Dan is on Twitter @realdanduddy, and he also hosts The Bachelor Zone Podcast, where you can hear him give a sports-style breakdown of all things happening on The Bachelor.

Top image: Lisa Rieffel/ Twitter

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