The Stupidest Moment In 'Ninja Turtles' History Has a Sweet Backstory

Yes, it involves keytars.

• By JM McNab
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• July 12, 2020

5 Very Unlikely Things We Got Thanks To Religion

What has religion given us, anyway? Quite a lot, actually.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• July 12, 2020

The Bonkers Beef Of The 'Boyz-n-the-Hood' Wikipedia Page

Bless those weird corners of the Internet.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 11, 2020

Be The Influencer You Were Born To Be With These Accessories

If your snaps and stories still come out weird with all this gear, maybe consider accounting.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 10, 2020

Can We Get Some Different Superhero Games, Please?

We're good on Spidey and Batman for now.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• July 11, 2020

The Sorting Hat Is 'Harry Potter's Most Tragic Character

Every person in those stories was lucky if they escaped with only mild PTSD, but the most tragic character in the Harry Potter universe isn’t a person.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• July 11, 2020

Spectacularly Dumb Heroic Movie Sacrifices

These aren't wise and noble acts at all.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• July 11, 2020

Will Ferrell's 'Office' Run Was The Worst Guest Spot Ever

• By Daniel Dockery
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• July 11, 2020

4 Scams That Are Older Than You Think

That scam email you received this morning might've been written a few hours ago, but it's been centuries in the making.

• By Adam Wears
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• July 11, 2020

Want To Feel Like An Adult? This Pen Will Do It For You

Nothing says 'I've made it' like an inkless pen with its own woodblock stand.

• By CRACKED Store
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• July 09, 2020

6 Absurd Things That Prove Hollywood Doesn’t Know Crap About Bathrooms

• By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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• July 10, 2020

Tell Us Now: Unexpected Ways Random Movies Changed Your World

Sometimes inspiration comes from completely unexpected places.

• By AM Smiley, Cracked Readers
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• July 10, 2020

The Surprising Lesson Rats Can Teach Us About Human Behavior

Rats: they're just like us!

• By Shea
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• July 10, 2020

Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?

According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.

• By Jesse
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• July 10, 2020

8 Ancient Pain Treatments That Were Metal As Hell

Brace yourself for steampunk medical vibrators.

• By Jesse
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• July 10, 2020

Pikachu Could Have Looked like 'A Tiger With Huge Breasts'

Thank the Pokegods this didn't come to pass.

• By Dan Duddy
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• July 10, 2020

6 Recent Movies That Look Hilarious With The CGI Removed

Behold, the indignities of real life.

• By JM McNab
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• July 10, 2020