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Brian C. Miller
Cracked Writers
Sports go sports! Athletic competitions are probably the most widely watched and widely enjoyed THING in the entire world-- Sure, a lot of people shelled out money to watch Tom Cruise play pretend in multi-million dollar military machines, but that might be nothing compared to the Super Bowl every single year.
Lots of people enjoy facts about individual stats and games… But we're a little more interested in the weirder angles. Below are some of the weirdest clauses included in athlete contracts (like the finest mustache wax that money can buy!) or in the crazy records that athletes and teams probably wish weren't on their records (like losing a NCAA football game 222 to 0.)
You don't have to be super into sports to appreciate all of the strange things that happen when a bunch of adults hit a field and throw some sort of ball around for millions of dollars, right?
Longest Coach Suspension
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
80 Straight Games
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
34 Minutes of Nothing
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
222 to Nothin'
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Shortest Soccer Career
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Roy Oswalt
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Brad Lidge
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Mark McGwire
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Octavio Dotel Can't Stay on a Team
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
20 Straight NBA Losses
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
7 Interceptions for Touchdowns
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
A record 316 losses
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Eddie Gaedel
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
George Brett
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Rick Mirer
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Spencer Prior
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
The Longest NHL Suspension
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Red Wings vs Rangers
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Completely Useless Freethrows
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
148-80
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Michael Jordan
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Charlie Kerfeld
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Manny Ramirez
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Stefan Schwartz
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
A Record Sacking
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Biggest Comeback
Source: 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break
Rollie Fingers
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Rougned Odor
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Troy Glaus
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
Roger Clemens
Source: 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts
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