Viral Tweet Claims Jim Carrey Has ‘Absolutely Zero Haters,’ Many, Many Haters Quickly Arrive to Prove Otherwise
Even Mr. Rogers wasn’t safe from the hordes of haters
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5 The Intoxicating Comedy of TikTok’s ‘2 Girls, 1 Bottle’
They sit in silence as they mix ridiculous, Technicolor cocktails in public. But somehow, their videos still speak (hilarious) volumes
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12 Corporate Mascots That Exist For Reasons We Can't Fathom
The Tokyo police department has an official mascot, Pipo-kun.
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All the Ways Garry Shandling Was Impossible on ‘The Larry Sanders Show'
Judd Apatow, Jeffrey Tambor and others spill ‘Larry Sanders’ tea for the finale’s 25th anniversary
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‘Of Course That’s Your Contention’: People Can’t Stop Meme-ing This Iconic ‘Good Will Hunting’ Scene
Think you have a favorite Gatorade flavor? Get back to the cooler and think again
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Brian C. Miller
No matter what generation you grew up apart of, you probably have some affection for the classic Summer experience in some capacity. Even if climate change is making the environment is making us feel like we're all going to boil alive-- There's a special magic that comes with memories of hanging out by the pool, playing Pokemon cards (or the equivalent fad of your childhood), and the heavenly feeling of movie theater air conditioning…
But those aren't the only parts of the Summer experience. This list focuses on two major elements of many Summers-- Childhood lies and Summer jobs. Here are some of the best stories we've collected from Cracked readers about crazy experiences at terrible minimum wage jobs that helped pay for the rest of our Summer indiscretions. We've also got a whole bunch of lies that kids told in the school yard once they've returned from their Summer breaks.
Bring back any memories?
We truly hope this camp legend is real.
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
It's all about perspective
I want a big sandwich, please. BIG.
"Fishing for Piglets"
Permission to the save the building, sir?
Don't use dish soap
A Nice Set of Bowels for $10
That's some toothbrush
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Don't love the term "slurping" here
This is a brilliant move, actually
Truly gnarly
This definitely happened.
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
The ol' BB in the pisser
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Freddie's Brother
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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!
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The Axe haircut
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
This isn't crazy for Action Park
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
Bathroom Souvenir
Baked on the Job
Water Balloon Condoms
Commercial loops are a crime
Oh, gross.
Dishwashers Know The Secrets
Donny's their cousin! Really!
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
Hangin' with the 'Formers
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
We're still looking for Luigi
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The kid who had every Transformer
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Ah, the ol' twin scam
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
This is too real.
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Camp Curfew is serious business
Source: Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break
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Mike Myers Wanted to Cut All the Funny Parts From ‘Wayne’s World’
This would have been a good idea… NOT.
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An Uninterrupted Oral History of The Interrupter from ‘Late Night with Conan O’Brien’
‘It’s me! The Interrupter!’
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Ernie Kovacs Was the Secret Father of Counterculture Comedy
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Sarah Silverman Would Do ‘Celebrity Jeopardy’ If the Winnings Didn’t Go to Stupid Charity
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15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Search Party’
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John Cleese Refuses to Cut ‘Life of Brian’ Scene from Stage Show After Asking Actors If He Should Remove It
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All the Ways Garry Shandling Was Impossible on ‘The Larry Sanders Show'
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