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"It is a curious thing. I was in love once, and it was very serious for some months, and the woman herself was really very good-looking and charming—a great lady of fashion in New York City."

"She was beautiful," confirmed the other man, as they sat at breakfast one morning. "I remember her. And yet she wasn't beautiful in that sense; there was nothing of the fairy-tale about her. She had an air about her that made one feel that if the gods themselves were looking on us mortals, it wouldn't be difficult to win their admiration."

"Yes ... and do you know why she left me? Have I ever told you?"

"I don't think so ... why?"

"She complained I never do anything for her, so I decided to write down a list of fifteen facts I knew. And she left me in disgust."

"Really?"

"Yes. Do you want to hear the facts?"

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12 Gamers hate physical activity so much, they don’t even like to do it in their games.

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11 Dwight Schrute wrote a blog while ‘The Office’ aired.

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10 The 997, Johnny Depp ‘Hulk’ movie sounds bonkers.

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9 A holy relic may or may not have been just destroyed.

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8 HBO head of Product Experience knows HBO Max isn’t good.

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7 Patrick Stewart is up for almost anything on American Dad.

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6 North Korea hacked an online, “NFT” Pokemon ripoff.

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5 McDonald’s had a ridiculously tone deaf “resource” for workers.

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4 Jesus may have been an actual wizard, wand and all.

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3 The Muppet Babies show introduced Scooter’s twin sister, and she was never seen again.

The Muppet Babies show introduced Scooter's twin sister, and she was never seen again. MUPPET BABICS None of the Muppet creators seem to have offered a conclusive answer when asked what happened to Skeeter, and whether or not it was the result of foul play. CRACKED.COM — Skeeter From The Muppets Disappeared And No One Knows Why

2 Darryl from The Office was a teacher.

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1 A remake of a two decade old game somehow runs worse now.

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