It’s time for the news! Not the useful news about current events or anything though. That’s well taken care of by, you know, actual news places. No, it’s time for the weird news, the strange events that make up the fluff for those organizations (if they’re even reported at all). It’s these little, itsy bitsy events that make us remember that the world isn’t all bad – it’s also really bizarre. Stuff like Bezos threatening DiCaprio or the Excel world championship (yes, that is apparently a thing). And here’s one: you know consumerism has gone too far when famous companies are growing food on soil taken from football stadiums just so they could brand limited edition products. More on these and quite a few other strange stories that made us shake our heads in disbelief before going “Hey, it’s a weird world, and we like telling people about exactly how weird it is.”

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