This just in: the world is weird as hell! A pretty unlikely entity has picked a fight with Boris Johnson, a cruise was canceled while it was already underway, Costco is a hot spot for social media influencers, and Pizza Hut was forced to apologize for making its sauce too sexy. Meanwhile, if you’ve ever told Joe Rogan to go f* himself, he’s heard you, and he’s working on it. Elsewhere, a DoorDash driver made a more personal delivery in the lobby of an apartment building, people are receiving bounties for destroying smelly trees, someone called the cops on a cursing crow, and a Singaporean cyborg cockroach may one day save your life. In case you were feeling too upbeat, a waitress was fired for receiving an extremely generous tip, Eric Clapton successfully sued a 55-year-old widow over a shockingly petty amount of lost revenue, and the Australian government considered relaxing the rules on child labor to include operating heavy machinery. Don’t worry, there’s good news here too! Go ahead and check it out:

WEIRD WORLD A cruise company cancelled a cruise while the ship was at sea. es It was done because of COVID issues, and that left the passengers stuck in the Caribbean sea. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD Joe Rogan claimed that he's so flexible, he can actually go down on himself. T70 SOLS Which probably isn't even in the top 10 weirdest things he said that week. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD Adele refused an interview with a TV host who hadn't listened to her new album. The host flew to meet her for the interview, and then had to turn around and fly back, CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD In Oregon, a friendly but sweary crow ingratiated himself with a whole school. The crow just showed up at the school one day and kind of became an unofficial mascot - but the whole thing ended with state police being called in. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD A bank robber got caught when he tried to deposit the money into his account. - - STANLEY VELKOMMEN TIL | Nordea BOLIGLAN? AVTAL MOTE PA NORDEA.NO ONCR And not just in any way - he tried to do it using the ATM just outside the bank he'd robbed. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD One woman bit another one during a fight about disciplining their dogs. This happened in Germany, and their dogs were apparently just standing nearby and calmly looked on at the two, according to the police. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD It looks like the Taliban want to start making brand new DeLoreans. T DE and DMC BI ES770 Ty DeLorean, who says he's John DeLorean's son, says the new Afghan government reached out to him with an offer to start producing DeLorean cars. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD People at an Insulate Britain protest blocked a truck carrying insulation. GIGA ISUZU The group is demanding insulation to be put inside every British home, and their protest in Westminster blocked a truck with insulation materials. CRACKED.COM

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WEIRD WORLD Dog poop has suddenly become a pretty significant political issue in Turkey. A man tried to frame a beloved local stray dog for pooping on a tram, then a political party spread that news, and things snowballed. CRACKED.COM

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