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36 Insults From TV and Movies That Really Sting

By:: Eric B

November 01, 2021

36 Insults From TV and Movies That Really Sting

No one remembers how absolutely savage the Golden Girls really were. Except us, we remember. And now you, because you can click the link and learn about 36 incredibly hurtful insults from television and movies. You're welcome.

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... TELL US NOW. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Submitted by Robert Е., Nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. THE GOLDEN GIRLS Submitted by Stephanie N., Sophia: May you put your dentures in upside down and chew your head off! Angela: May your legs have grown old and gnarled and withered like an olive branch! Sophia: May your moles grow hair thicker than Jerry Vale's! Angela: May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta! CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. SHERLOCK HOLMES Submitted by Lydia В., Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. WEEDS Submitted by Michael А., Andy and Doug debate what the taint is actually called. Lupita walks in. Andy: What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? Lupita: The coffee table. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. M*A*S*H Submitted by Noah U., Frank: I know I'm a real asset. Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Submitted by David А., If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Corey L., Marcy: Good, now you can put that metal plate back in your head. Although that's a lot like putting a lid on an empty jar. Al: Or a bra on you. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. THE OFFICE Submitted by Noah U., Michael: If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. FIREFLY Submitted by Noah U., Well, my time of not taking you seriously is coming to a middle. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. FRASIER Submitted by Jerry D., Niles: Are you calling me pretentious? Daphne: You'd eat a worm if it had a French name! CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. COMMUNITY Submitted by Patrick L., Do you know what kind of person becomes a psychologist, Britta? A person that wishes, deep down, that everyone more special than them was sick, because 'healthy' sounds so much more exciting than 'boring.'''' CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. DEAD LIKE ME Ne First, Submitted by Ernie М., Rube: Is everyone you just cut in front of an a**hole? Woman in Post Office: No? Rube: So it's just you then? Woman: I have children in the car. Rube: I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter. And she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that-it's shameful. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. ED, EDD N EDDY Submitted by Tanya W., Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft! CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. FRASIER Submitted by Jonathan В., Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now...I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Submitted by Mike R, Peggy: Did you miss me? Al: With every bullet so far. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. BLACKADDER Submitted by Tanya W., You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. COMMUNITY Submitted by Noah U., You are the AT&T of people. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. 30 ROCK S G T WITH TRACY ORDA Submitted by Noah U., Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: 18 Greatest Movie Insults

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... TELL US NOW. HOME ALONE Nominated by Gabe F. I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF Nominated by Joan C. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. AS GOOD AS IT GETS Nominated by Mary S. Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get? CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. CASABLANCA Nominated by Mark P. Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought, I probably would. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. OLIVER AND COMPANY Nominated by Rachael А. Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence? CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. THEY LIVE Nominated by Brad H. I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. LAKE PLACID Nominated by Toni В. If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it! CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE Nominated by Mark z. I know you are, but what am I? CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. AIRPLANE! Nominated by Sarah M. Ted: Surely, you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. MALLRATS CLOSED Customer CO Ca aons can Nominated by A.M.J. Shannon: You wanna say something? Brodie: Yeah. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Nominated by Jamie S. Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: Yeah, but you have heard of me. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. BRICK - RSR ASA Nominated by John L. Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. THE REF Nominated by Jeremy В. You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. LAST OF THE MOHICANS Nominated by David В. Duncan, you are a man with a few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole, I was wrong to have thought so highly of you. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. NAPOLEON DYNAMITE Nominated by Tom J. Deb: I'm trying to earn money to go to college. Kip: Your mom goes to college. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. EXCESSIVE BAGGAGE Nominated by Paul H. Vincent: How stupid do you think I am? Emily: I don't know. How stupid is there? CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. LEGALLY BLONDE Nominated by Mary S. Warner: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What? Like it's hard? CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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... TELL US NOW. AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Nominated by Matt R. Drax: That's a made up word. Thor: All words are made up. CRACKED.COM — Source: Tell Us Now: What's The Greatest Insult From A TV Show?

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