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29 Celebrity Feuds That Got Serious

By:: Cracked Writers; Brian C. Miller

November 01, 2021

Celebrity conflicts are tumultuous, to say the very least, particularly when the disagreements come out of the blue. Although we hate admitting it, there's a small part of us that enjoys seeing the clash of two raging egos on the old timeline. Cracked looks back on some of the most (in)famous celebrity fights, including social media rivalries, cheap shots, and actual altercations.

The fact is that these celeb fights will astound you. They don't always beat up on each other, either, because most of these celebrity brawls are open to the public! we’re talking about everything from a prominent person like Shia LaBeouf inside a bar brawl, a clash on the sidewalks, or even Solange Knowles, as well as Jay-Z's prominent elevator fight! Evem die-hard fans aren't always protected from a kick in the mouth from their greatest celebrities

Celebrity feuds are often like regular feuds in that they're ugly and can spiral out of hand. The only difference is the high powered legal teams and the non-stop media coverage. So scroll on for some really wild stories featuring your favorite celebrities…

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RIP TORN vs. DENNIS HOPPER THE DINNER TABLE CRACKED.COM The scene: An Easy Rider preproduction dinner in 1967. Hopper told Jay Leno that Torn pulled a knife over some script changes. Torn alleged in a defamation suit that Hopper pulled the knife. Peter Fonda has a third version where one man fought with a butter knife and the other with a fork. They were all likely ripped on peyote so who really knows? — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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JUSTIN BIEBER vs. ORLANDO BLOOM IBIZA CRACKED.COM First, the Biebs got cozy with Bloom's then-wife Miranda Kerr at a Victoria's Secret fashion show. Then Bloom started hanging with Selena Gomez and things got messy. Accounts of the actual fight vary but witnesses seem to agree that Bloom threw a haymaker that Bieber dodged with a hearty What's up, bitch? — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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LL COOL J VS. JAMIE FOXX ORANGE BOWL CRACKED.COM LL Cool J admits getting physical with Foxx while filming Any Given Sunday. said, 'Yo, stop being so rough with me.' And then, he thought it was a good idea to punch me in my face. This wasn't scripted. My left hand grabbed the face mask and, as I was pulling his helmet off, my right hand was punching his chin. This was like 'POW!' And then, he was laying there. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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BILL MURRAY vs. CHEVY CHASE BELUSHI'S DRESSING ROOM CRACKED.COM Chase was back as host two seasons after ditching SNL. Murray told Chase everyone hated him, Chase made fun of Murray's complexion, and punches started flying right before air. Belushi got in the middle and took most of the blows before Chevy escaped to deliver the monologue. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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SOLANGE KNOWLES VS. JAY Z AN ELEVATOR CRACKED COM Hotel elevator video shows Knowles punching and kicking the iconic rapper. The reason for the attack is still unknown, though Beyonce addressed the melee in song: Of course, sometimes S*** go down when there's $1 billion on an elevator. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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GEORGE CLOONEY vs. DAVID О. RUSSELL THE DESERT CRACKED COM Three Kings producer Charles Roven: We're shooting the climax. It's chaos, madness. And George sees David talking to the extras' , and he's yelling at him. But he's yelling to be heard. And George comes running over and goes, 'I told you, motherf***er, if you're going to pick on somebody, pick on me.' And David goes, 'Why don't you just f***ing remember your lines for once?' And boom! — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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LUCY LIU VS. BILL MURRAY BOSLEY'S OFFICE CRACKED.COM Murray interrupted Charlie's Angels filming to criticize Liu's performance, complaining What in the hell are you doing here? You can't act! Liu responded by throwing wild punches before cast and crew got between them. The fight may have something to do with Bernie Mac taking over as Bosley in the sequel. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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carlos joe MENCIA ROGAN EPIC or GRACKED.COM SH'T Rogan actually confronted Mencia onstage about stealing jokes from other comics. Joe then posted online clips of Mencia side-by-side with other comedians to prove Carlos was swiping material. Yep, anti-cancel culture guy Rogan canceled Carlos Mencia. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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mike dana MYERS CARVEY CRACKED.COM Although both deny there was ever a feud, Myers allegedly tried to downsize Carvey's Wayne's World role for fear of being upstaged. Carvey may have been peeved that Myers 'borrowed' his Lorne Michaels impersonation for Dr. Evil. Time and money healed the wounds so they could make Uber Eats commercials. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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chris norm KATTAN MACDONALD GRAGKED.COM In addition to questioning Kattan's sexuality, MacDonald told Rolling Stone, I don't find him funny. What can | say? Never made me laugh. Norm gives me a hard time, responded Kattan. If Norm says I'm gay, then put in that I say he's an *sshole. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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seth rob ROGEN SCHNEIDER CRACKED.COM De This is a weird one. The increasingly conservative Schneider blocked Rogen on Twitter despite no interaction, presumably for the sin of being liberal. Rogen's fellow comics had a field day, tweeting reactions like You can't do it! and Makin' blockies! — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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sam andrew dice KINISON CLAY CRACKED.COM Kinison accused Clay of stealing his act. Sam is just a horrible person, Clay shot back. When his career first took off, it was fine. But when I started making it, he couldn't take it. Never one to make nice, Kinison said he hoped the Dice Man would die of stomach cancer. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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louis dane CK COOK CRACKED.COM Comedy nerds were quick to point out the similarities between Cook's 2005 album Retaliation and three separate bits on CK's 2001 Live In Houston. The two hashed it out on an uncomfortable episode (aren't they all) of Louie, with neither side really giving in. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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phil rob SCHNEIDER HARTMAN CRACKED.COM Hartman helped a young female friend of his family land an internship on Weekend Update. Schneider's girlfriend didn't like the competition and convinced Rob to fire her. According to David Spade, Hartman threw Schneider up against a wall and said I'll put a bullet in your head. Yikes. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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ROB LOWE VS. TOM CRUISE TULSA, OKLAHOMA CRACKED.COM During an Outsiders fight scene rehearsal, Lowe accidentally decked Cruise. I got one clean shot on Tom, and Tom is such a competitive lunatic - which is what I love about him-but the next thing you know he's ready to kill me, remembers Lowe. He's a whole lot of guy. It's like the United States and China right now. If you treat China like a foe surely she will become one. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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KID ROCK vs. TOMMY LEE MTV MOVIE AWARDS GRACKED COM In this battle between Pam Anderson exes, heated words were exchanged at the MTV Music Awards. Rock got in a good slap and Lee tried to return the blow. Rock punched Lee in the face for his trouble. I never hit nobody for nothing before, Rock said. I told him to shut the f--- up. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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STEVEN SEAGAL vs. JOHN LEGUIZAMO MOVIE SET CRACKED.COM Seagal let the Executive Decision cast know I'm in command, according to co-star Leguizamo. I started cracking up. Then he Taekwondo'ed my ass against a brick wall and hit me with his elbow. He's six-foot-five. His publicist told my publicist that he wants to punch me out. I better stop talking about him. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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ANDY DICK VS. JON LOVITZ THE LAUGH FACTORY CRACKED.COM The trouble started when Lovitz accused Dick of contributing to Phil Hartman's death by giving cocaine to his then-sober wife. Dick later told Lovitz, I put the Phil Hartman hex on you, you're the next one to die. When the two met at a comedy club a week later, Lovitz grabbed him by his shirt and smashed his head into the bar. And I did it again. I would have kept going, but the doorman broke it up. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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PRINCE VS. SINEAD O'CONNOR PURPLE MANSION CRAGKED.COM His Royal Purpleness was peeved about O'Connor's unauthorized cover of Nothing Compares 2 U. Не started to give out to me for swearing in interviews. When I told him to go f**k himself, he got very upset and became quite threatening, physically. I ended up having to escape, O'Connor claimed. Не can pack a punch. A few blows were exchanged. All I could do was spit. I spat on him quite a bit. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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COREY HAIM VS. COREY FELDMAN CASA DE FELDMAN CRACKED.COM Feldman's wife wants Haim out of the house on this week's episode of The Two Coreys--and Haim ain't having it! A few well-aimed curses at Mrs. Feldman leads to the Coreys grabbing each other by the shirts, shouting threats like You don't call my wife a f***ing bitch! and I will f***ing knock you out! Staged or real? Only reality show producers know for sure. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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BRAD PITT VS. SHIA LEBEOUF ENGLAND POSING AS GERMANY GRACKED COM Director David Ayer encouraged his Fury cast to fight on-set every day and LaBeouf got Pitt's attention with a few hard shots. It worked. It bonded us. You can only get so much out in a conversation with a bunch of boys in that kid of setting. Fighting is really intimate. — **Source:** **14 Celeb Actual, No-Kidding, Gloves-Off Fistfights**

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jay dave LENO LETTERMAN CRACKED.COM It's the comedy feud that got its own TV movie, The Late Shift. It's no secret that Johnny Carson preferred Letterman to take over his Tonight Show, but Leno ended up with the gig. Carson never guested with Jay, but showed up on Letterman to ask How pissed off are you? — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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jon andy LOVITZ DICK CRACKED.COM The two feuded on the set of NewsRadio, but patched things up. That was until drunk Dick confronted Lovitz at his own restaurant and told him I put the Phil Hartman curse on you, you're the next to die. The bad blood culminated in a fistfight at a comedy club before a doorman broke it up. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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joan chelsea RIVERS HANDLER CRACKED.COM Even though the two comics were network-mates on Е!, Joan let Chelsea have it: She's an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break. She's not a genius. Joan's barbs didn't hurt Chelsea's feelings: What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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chevy bill CHASE MURRAY GRACKED.COM SNL cast members already resented the departed Chase before he returned to host in 1978. When Chevy brought his prickly, bossy attitude with him, Murray called him out. After trading insults about unsatisfied spouses and bad skin conditions, the two grappled before Belushi pulled them apart. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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denis bill LEARY HICKS CRACKED.COM Leary and Hicks were buds before Denis allegedly lifted Hicks' material for his 1993 album No Cure for Cancer. I stole his act, snarked Hicks. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did. Louis СК also accused Leary of joke heist. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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eddie bill MURPHY COSBY GRACKED COM When Murphy hosted SNL in 2019, he took shots at Cos in his monologue. Cosby fired back (from jail, mind you) calling Murphy a Hollywood slave. This has been going on for decades, Murphy told Jerry Seinfeld. Не had a weird thing with me that he didn't have with other comics. It was mean. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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arsenio roseanne HALL BARR CRACKED COM Arsenio started the beef by televising unflattering pictures of Roseanne and Tom Arnold in their swimming suits. Barr fired back with shots at Hall in her Vegas stand-up act. The two of them patched things up on a touchy-feely episode of Hall's talk show. — **Source:** **“I’ll Put A Bullet In Your Head”: 15 Comedy Feuds That Weren’t Always Funny**

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