10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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37 Fascinating Facts About The Music Industry

37 Fascinating Facts About The Music Industry

What do you do when a critic calls your music “daft punky trash"? What do The Talking Heads, U2, Coldplay, Devo, and the Windows startup music all have in common? Which of Michael Jackson's songs took up so much mental real estate that he didn't realize his car was on fire while he was driving it? Which book was the band Coldplay named after? What in the world has the oldest Jonas been up to for the last few years? What's the translation of the spooky-as-hell Tool song recorded in German? Which Celine Dion ballad was written by Dee freakin' Snider? What silly translation error led to one of Britney Spears' biggest hits? What exactly is Kenny saying during the South Park theme song? How did David Lee Roth spend his days during his 20-year hiatus from Van Halen? How is it possible that one of Pink Floyd's druggiest songs actually isn't about recreational drugs?

The answers to those, and SO many more, below!

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