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31 Celebrity Feuds Chock Full of Drama

By:: Cracked Writers; Brian C. Miller

November 01, 2021

Most people know that celebrities are just like regular people; they have quirks, fight with their siblings, and sometimes feud with other celebrities. What might surprise some readers is the level of drama and nastiness that goes on behind the scenes of some of these conflicts. In this post, we'll take a look at some surprising celebrity feuds that are just full to the brim with drama. From Taylor Swift and Katy Perry to Kanye West and Jay-Z, these celebs never seem to shy away from throwing shade at each other. So, without further ado, let's get started!

There are a lot of celebrity feuds out there. Some make sense, while others seem a bit random. But what's even more surprising is the amount of drama that surrounds them. Here are some of the most unexpected and shocking celebrity feuds that will have you wondering what on earth happened.

Hope it will be an exciting journey, so let’s get started.

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Abbott & Costello CRACKED.COM Things were fine between them, until Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis started to overtake them. As their star fell, tensions rose, and they started referring to each other as the bastard and the drunk. Honestly? A very cool name for a comedy duo. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Meg & Jack THE WHITE STRIPES CRACKED.COM A good relationship can't be built on lies, so in a way, the couple was doomed when they bizarrely claimed to be siblings early on in their White Stripes days. Specifically, Jack hated that Meg would keep quiet during interviews (due to crippling anxiety). — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Dean Martin Jerry Lewis CRACKED.COM After they split, Martin became a leader of the Rat Pack, and Lewis had to settle for The King of Comedy. But that was after a decade of bruised egos, which ended officially when Martin told Lewis you're nothing to me but a f*ing dollar sign. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Mick & Keith THE ROLLING STONES CRACKED.COM Their relationship has been a nearly 6-decade ping pong of public jabs and apologies. A prime example: any time the band wanted to talk smack about Jagger while he was in the room, they'd talk about that b*tch Brenda. Jagger only found that out when it was published in Richards' 2010 autobiography. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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LL Cool J and Jamie Foxx had a fist fight during the shoot of Any Given Sunday (1999). Things got heated between them when they got too excited during a fight scene between their characters. It ended with LL Cool J punching Foxx out cold. Foxx later pressed assault charges. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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CRACKED.COM VS When Chloë Grace Moretz chastised Kim Kardashian for posing nude on Instagram, Kardashian clapped back, tweeting, Let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. Your Nylon cover is cute boo. Moretz was almost nude in said cover photo. According to Moretz, she laughed about it but her mom took the most offense to it because it was girl-on-girl hate and Kim didn't come back with an educated response on body confidence. — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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CRACKED.COM In 2014, rapper T.I. once started a fight with boxer Floyd Mayweather at a Fatburger chain because he was suspicious that his wife, Tiny, may have been having an affair with Mayweather. TMT ... Mayweather has been friends with Tiny even before T.I. came into the picture and he clarified that he never had any sexual relationship with her. Despite this, T.I. continued the bad blood, dissing the boxer with a song in 2019. — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Penny & Leonard CRACKED.COM Kaley Cuoco took her role as the one hot person amongst a sea of nerds to heart. As their collective star rose, Cuoco mistook that for personal success, and reportedly became a bit of a diva. She lost her biggest champion, costar Johnny Gilecki, after she cashed in on their breakup by indulging all the tabloids. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher THAT 70'S SHOW CRACKED.COM They weren't romantically inclined when they first met, which was probably for the best - s she was 15 and he was 20. They didn't get along at all, so everyone was surprised when they started dating 14 years later in 2012. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Babe Ruth Lou Gehrig CRACKED COM Babe Ruth was kind of a chunce to the end. While their careers overlapped, Ruth was a major jerk to Gehrig's mentor, Joe McCarthy. And, despite giving him a big hug after his famous farewell speech, Ruth basically ignored Gehrig as his health declined. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Michael Strahan Kelly Ripa LIVE WITH KELLY AND MICHAEL CRACKED.COM When Strahan got picked up on Good Morning America, he allegedly didn't give Ripa the heads up that he was about to leave Live! She didn't show up to work the day she found out, and when she did show back up, things were so tense that Strahan ducked out earlier than planned. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Shaq & Kobe CRACKED.COM They won 3 championships together, but off the court, they would bicker privately (and publicly) like a couple of cranky toddlers. The Lakers ultimately had to separate them, like a mom who's had it up to here, and shipped Shaq off to Miami. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Simon & Garfunkel ISTEL THE LUXU OF HOLLE CRACKED.COM They were both jealous of each other, but Paul Simon was the one who decided to break it off. His breaking point was when his part in Catch-22 was cut, and Garfunkel's wasn't. Art had some thoughts on Paul's ego ruining their careers: what's going on with you, you idiot? How could you let that go, jerk? — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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С-ЗРО R2-D2 STAR WARS CRACKED.COM Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker had some major beef -- kind of like their characters, but without the chummy banter. Daniels (3PO) used to call Baker (R2) little man, and once said Baker was only credited as a good luck charm, claiming he was rarely on set. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Cher doesn't like Madonna because she thinks she's a rude, spoiled brat. She has publicly thrown shade at Madonna, called her a bitch, said that she's not beautiful and suggested that she should be less of a cunt. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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You wouldn't think starring in commercials was high-stakes enough to spark a feud, but TV pitchman Billy Mays was known for getting pissed off at mentions of Vince Offer's ShamWow, a product suspiciously similar to Billy Mays' own Zorbeez, with suspiciously similar marketing. Shamwow! Ship Не called Offer a one-hit wonder, but Offer also found success with the Slap Chop... which bears its own set of suspicious similarites to Billy Mays' Quick Chop. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Will Smith and Janet Hubert had such a rocky relationship behind the scenes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air that she blamed him for her getting fired from the show. VS After she got fired, Smith allegedly made some comments insinuating that Hubert wanted the show to be centered around her and would be bitter towards him regardless of his actions. Over 15 years later, Hubert - who wasn't done feuding -- said she'd never have a reunion with an asshole like Will Smith. CRACKED COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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When P!nk and Christina Aguilera worked together on Lady Marmalade, the record label treated Aguilera like royalty and P!nk like trash. So P!nk started a beef, and it got so bad that Aguilera attacked her in a nightclub. About 15 years later, after they became moms, they hugged it out. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Adam Levine was a total ass toward Lady Gaga on Twitter. Levine dissed her song Applause, saying, Ugh... recycling old art for a younger generation doesn't make you an artist. Gaga replied to the criticism by tweeting, uh oh guys the art police is here. The oh-so-mature Levine then chose to respond with the old internet standby, While we're at it we should call the grammar police. CRACKED COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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CRACKED COM Aörhe TO CH land For most of their career in The Ramones, Johnny and Joey f***ing , HATED each other. They were never close, but things were irreparably ruined when Johnny had an affair with Joey's girlfriend Linda. They never mended fences. Even when Joey was on his deathbed, Marky Ramone urged Johnny to see him, but Johnny stonewalled him, saying He's not my friend. — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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As soon as Robert Downey Jr. met Hugh Grant on the set of Restoration, he hated him. RDJ wanted to kill him on sight for no reason, leaving Grant so hurt. After over 20 years, RDJ offered to bury the hatchet. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Ross & Rachel CRACKED.COM Sometimes, millionaires who get paid to act like F*R*I*E*N*D*S are really just COOW O'R'E'R'S. And, like any coworker, Jennifer Aniston had forgotten about David Schwimmer 6 years after the job. Aniston told Letterman in 2010 that she had no clue who Schwimmer was engaged to, in a manner cold and casual enough for Schwimmer to take umbrage. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Shelley Long Ted Danson CRACKED.COM Sam and Diane's cat-and-mouse romance charmed audiences for 5 seasons, before Diane ducked out on their wedding and peaced out of the show for a while. It turns out that was a fittingly chaotic departure, as Shelley and Ted had some major friction. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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Fred & Ethel I LOVE LUCY CRACKED.COM William Frawley had beef with... well, pretty much everyone on I Love Lucy. Vivian Vance caught the brunt of it, having to appear on screen with him most of the time. Vance once called him a coot who was too old to play her husband. Не, in turn, hit her with the greatest burn in history, calling her an old sack of doorknobs. — **Source:** **15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other**

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PAIGN FOR CRACKED.COM ER & P LED C There's much beef between Jane Fonda and Megyn Kelly. In 2017, Fonda was infuriated when Kelly asked about plastic surgery during an interview about her new movie. Kelly later bad-mouthed Fonda for her anti-Vietnam activism. — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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In 1974 Sylvester Stallone elbowed Richard Gere in the face over a greasy piece of chicken. M While filming The Lords of Flatbush, Gere annoyed Stallone by staying in-character. Their feud escalated when Gere bit into some chicken and splattered Stallone with mustard, leading to Stallone's elbow shot and Gere's dismissal from the movie. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Debra Winger farted on Shirley MacLaine while filming Terms of Endearment. The two actors' wildly different personalities caused them to clash on the set. MacLaine didn't like Winger's carefree attitude, and Winger exploited that by messing with her. In MacLaine's memoir My Lucky Stars, she remembered a time they argued about standing in the right spot. Winger replied, How's this for a mark? Then lifted her skirt slightly, looked over her shoulder, bent over, and farted in my face. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Tyrese Gibson publicly called The Rock selfish for doing his spinoff, Hobbs & Shaw, at tyrese #PSA Congratulations to @TheRock and your brother in law aka 7 bucks producing partner @hhgarcia41 for making the expense of the the fast and the furious franchise about YOU - And like you, DJ even if they call will ninth Fast and the not be deleting this post - Gn folks see you in 2020 April #FastFamily right? Nah..... it's about #TeamDewayne #3yrs will it be worth the wait? #NoShaw just Hobbs will this be Furious movie. another #BayWatch? Guys guys just relax I'm just a passionate film critic ements — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Russell Crowe called George Clooney a sellout and a Frank Sinatra wannabe. Clooney's response? Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are fighting is People magazine. What the fuck is wrong with you? CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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SLIPKNOT'S COREY TAYLOR VS. NICKLEBACK'S CHAD KROEGER The frontmen have exchanged more than a few words over the years. Kroeger called Taylor's band Stone Sour Nickelback Lite, and referred to Slipknot's masks and stage show as a gimmick. Taylor responded by telling Kroeger, curl up in bed with your Hello Kitty pillow and shut up, and later added, Chad Kroeger is to rock what KFC is to chicken. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow have a bitter-sweet feud. Ever since Stewart said that Paltrow wouldn't be copying her as a lifestyle guru if she were confident in her acting skills, they've been taking swipes at each other with RECIPE NAMES. Stewart named one of Paltrow created her pies Conscious Jailbird Cake, Coupling, mocking hinting to Stewart's Paltrow's views on time in prison. divorce. CRACKED.COM — **Source:** **34 Celebs You Had No Idea Were In Bitter Feuds**

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