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15 Ridiculous Things That Celebs Spent A Small (Or Large) Fortune On

By:: Andrea Meno

September 25, 2021

15 Ridiculous Things That Celebs Spent A Small (Or Large) Fortune On

Let’s go on a magical fantasy journey together. Close your eyes. Imagine accomplishing your wildest dreams. You achieve great success and acclaim in your chosen field. You have the respect of your peers. You make enough money to live with an impossible amount of comfort. You have the fame and the clout to make absolutely anything you want to happen, happen.

Are you picturing buying a house? Taking a luxurious vacation? Maybe paying off your sick grandma’s medical bills? Or doing the impossible and paying off your student loans? Haha, you sucker! If you were really a baller, you’d dream bigger. You need to have a real “rise and grind” mindset to reach true greatness. We’re not talking about money for normal people here, we’re talking about money for ridiculous people who don’t know what else to spend their money on. Like diamonds in your forehead. Like eating gold. Like shooting a famous writer’s remains out of a $5 million cannon. Look, it’s only going to get more ridiculous from here:

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Rapper Lil Uzi Vert had a $24 million diamond implanted on his forehead. He spent several years paying it off, and he had a jewelry company that specializes in customized celeb jewelry actually craft the diamond. CRACKED.COM — Source: Rolling Stone

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Jennifer Lopez' 48th birthday cake featured edible gold, plus crystals. The cake all six tiers of it was decorated with a total of 000 Swarovski crystals, plus a custom design of her name (on both sides). CRACKED.COM — Source: Fortune

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Conor McGregor sometimes spends $50,000 in a single day on suits. FATURDAY JUI UFC They cost so much because they're custom made just for him, and making one can take up to sixty hours of work for his personal suit maker. CRACKED.COM — Source: Rolling Stone

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One Direction singer Luis Tomlinson got a Scooby Doo Mystery Machine van. YAMAHA Plus, the customized van has not just a huge TV and gaming systems inside, but also lights, lasers, and a surround sound stereo system. CRACKED.COM — Source: E! Online

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Gwen Stefani got sneakers with a photo of her husband's face on them. They're black-and-white checkered Vans, customized so that a shot of country singer Blake Shelton's face covers the front of each one. CRACKED.COM — Source: ET Online

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Rapper Offset got an $8,000 car seat for his and Cardi B's two-year-old. It's a custom seat for a Rolls Royce (what else, of course?) and, in an Insta caption, he said I bet it has peanut butter and jelly on it in 1 week. CRACKED.COM — Source: ET Online

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Kylie Jenner got her 2-year-old daughter a $200,000 pony from the Netherlands. Delivery cost between $7,000 to $10,000 extra, and the pony was named Frozen, after 2-year-old Stormi's favorite Disney movie. CRACKED.COM — Source: Us Magazine

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The Weeknd spent $70,000,000 on a mansion (with nine bedrooms). The estate, in Los Angeles, has an area of 33,000 square feet, and also includes not just a movie theater but an indoor pool and a music studio CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Mike Bloomberg bought a copper bathtub from France for $13,300. He personally commissioned a coppersmith in France to make the tub, delivering his exact specifications, and craftsmen spent 250 hours making it. CRACKED.COM — Source: Gawker

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Daniel Radcliffe once bought a custom-made mattress for $17,000. Which is pretty exceptional for him, considering he's not a celeb who spends money like crazy (and it's a lot saner than many other celeb purchases). CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Nic Cage a 70-milis Dought dinosaur skull for $276,000. But that didn't really work out, since it turned out the skull was stolen and Cage eventually had to give it back (to the government of Mongolia). CRACKED.COM — Source: People.com

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Drake dropped $2 million on a pair of solid gold sneakers crafted by an artist. GRAMM And that's just the rough price of the material - it doesn't include whatever Drake paid artist Matthew Senna for the work of sculpting them. CRACKED.COM — Source: GQ

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Kanye West paid $12,5 million to run a failed presidential campaign in 2020. The total amount spent was $13.2 million, but all of that was his own money except for $700,000 (and he got a total of 000 votes). CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Johnny Depp bought a cannon for Hunter S Thompson's ashes for $5 million. Apparently, it was specially made at Depp's request and to his specifications, and he used it to shoot Thompson's ashes over Aspen, Colorado. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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Floyd Mayweather paid 1 million dollars for a single watch uh, timepiece. main GMANU SATURDAY. Sr Y-PER-VIEW YIGM G LIV W GRANT MAYWEATHER E VS. OR, SATURDAY, YW SEPT. 17. 2011 MGIV LIVE ON PAY-PER URDAY, SI LIVE INFORMATION IER VS. ORT' OP 2011 MCM It's one of ten hand-crafted watches in the Big Bang 10th Anniversary collection from Swiss company Hublot, and each one has a unique design. CRACKED.COM — Source: GQ

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