15 Hot Mic Moments That Spilled Some Piping Hot Accidental Tea

A general rule of thumb for any public figure: if you've been blessed with the gift of an internal monologue… use it.

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Ernest Borgnine says to crank it til you make it LIVE CRACKED COM When asked about the secret to his longevity, the 91-year-old first said I don't dare tell you.. ..before daring to tell us. Apparently forgetting how microphones work, he leaned in and whispered in the host's ear: I mastabate

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Orson Welles is a bit P.O.'d CRACKED COR Welles tried to treat an ad for frozen peas like it was a professional stage production, berating the writing and syntax for at least 4 straight minutes. The crown jewel quote has gotta be get me a jury and show me how you

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Carly Fiorina pulls some schoolyard bully sh*t NEWS10.NET While warming up her pipes for a CNN interview, a be-mulletted Fiorina passed petty judgment on Barbara Boxer's hair: God, what is that hair?! So yesterday! You can even see her touching her ear, likely mirroring an aid who was desperately

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Robert Durst gives himself the worst bathroom pep talk of all time CRACKED.COM Spoilers ahead for the 2015 HBO documentary The Jinx: capping off the 6-part series about who may or may not have murdered 3 people associated with Durst, the real estate mogul accidentally took his mic into the

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Christian Bale ...has some questions CRACKEDcO On the set of Terminator Salvation, a light engineer accidentally walked into the shot. Bale calmly asked him to clear a few things up for him, like What the f* are you thinking? Are you a professional or not? Do I f*ing walk around

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Chris Matthews gets horny on main BREAKING NEWS CRACKEDCO Matthews tarnished his otherwise sterling reputation when he talked over a stone-faced Brian Williams about the first lady's gait: Did you see her walk? Runway walk. My God is that good. I could watch that runway show.

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Casey Kasem simply wants to set the mood CRACKEDco Apparently not for the first time, Kasem pleaded with his producers not make him mourn a death on-air just after a jaunty pop song: I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a f*ing up-tempo

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Ronald Reagan fantasizes about nuking Russia CRACKED cO While testing a mic before a radio broadcast in 1984, he gleefully announced that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. War is hella funny!

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Jesse Jackson wants to neuter a President n CRACKED.COM Just ahead of a Fox News interview, Jackson lamented Obama talking down to black folks in a recent speech, and said he wanted to cut his nuts off. He later addressed the comments, saying when he does hear them, they will

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Justin Bieber wants the spotlight on his fancy footwork Bieber tried to give the cameraman a quick tutorial in camera-manning between songs on a Today Show performance: the camera's right here the whole time... might as well not even dance. It's worth a try!

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Britney Spears calls attention to a wardrobe malfunction CRACKED.cO She apparently expected her mic to cut out between songs at a 2009 Tampa concert. Just after a song ended, she announced to entire the stadium: kay, my p *ssy is hangin' out' (emphasis hers).

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Joe Biden punctuates an historic moment CRACKED CON As Obama was about to sign the Affordable Care Act into law, Uncle Joe clapped his shoulders and gave the young president some historical context: this is a big f*in' deal.

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Barack Obama can't stand Kanye CRACKEDco Obama was explaining the I'ma let you finish moment, like a dad who just read a TMZ article: the young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She's getting her award... Someone then asks why Kanye would interrupt her, and Barry explains he's a

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George Brett poops his pants Royab CRACKEDCO The legendary Kansas City Royals DH was caught telling a teammate about his battle with food poisoning from a bucket of crabs the night before. The 3-minute epic starts with I farted. I sh* my pants last night, and ends with a description

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David O. Russell does not care for feedback CRACKED cO Russell absolutely imploded on the set of I Heart Huckabees, kicking props, and dropping hard Bs and Cs, after Lily Tomlin tried to weigh in with a suggestion: I'm just being a f*ing collaborator! I'm trying to help you figure out

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