20 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 18, 2024
What a relief
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0 The Insanely Intense Actor Who Colin Jost Says Is Great at Hosting ‘SNL’
Jost is comparing Will Ferrell to WHO?
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- By Matt Solomon
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 18, 2024
Remember those Gushers commercials with the big fruit heads? That’s what these tidbits will do to you
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- By Jesse
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32 Trivia Tidbits About the Paranormal, the Supernatural and the Unexplained
Real? Fake? Too strange to explain? We need your help!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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Rob McElhenney Can Sniff Out a Philadelphian in One Question
The ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ co-creator can spot a fellow Philly native just by the cheesesteak stains on their Mike Schmidt jersey
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Celebrities: they’re not just like us! Jesus, where did you ever get that idea? To be a celebrity is to experience some truly wild, incomprehensible things. Rolling in the circles of the rich and famous will lead to experiences your average working stiff simply does not see. There’s trickery, tomfoolery, foolhardiness, and a bunch of other euphemisms for grotesque and reprehensible behavior that have their etymological origins in the early 20th century just sitting there as, like, Chapter Two of any celeb’s memoir. We’ve dug through the wreckage so that you don’t have to, and fair warning: we didn’t come out the other side feeling great. All that said, maybe setting this stuff down in tablet and stone can help prevent further absurdities from afflicting future generations of vulnerable people. Or who knows? Maybe this is the capitalist merry-go-round upon which we are doomed to be stuck! Anyway, here are 11 facts from celebrity memoirs that’ll make you glad you didn’t leave the house today:
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Andrew Dice Clay Told Everyone That Trump Stole His Act
Hickory dickory dock, Donald Trump stole my… stand-up act
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20 of the Funniest Ways Underage Kids Tried to Buy Booze
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’30 Rock’ Actor And Anti-Bullying Activist Canceled By Homophobic School Board
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32 Random Bits of Trivia We Found Squirreled Away in the Back of a Goodwill
We know where they keep the good stuff
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Mayim Bialik Says That Toxic TV Workplaces in the 1990s Weren’t Unique to Nickelodeon
Bialik spoke to fellow former child stars Jenna von Oÿ and Christy Carlson about how unfortunately unsurprised they were by ‘Quiet on Set’
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Five Things You Didn’t Know You Could Get From the Government for Free
Well, kinda free — your tax dollars are paying for them, after all
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20 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 18, 2024
What a relief
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The Insanely Intense Actor Who Colin Jost Says Is Great at Hosting ‘SNL’
Jost is comparing Will Ferrell to WHO?
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- By Matt Solomon
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, April 18, 2024
Remember those Gushers commercials with the big fruit heads? That’s what these tidbits will do to you
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