We know you love Scrabble. We mean, you're a Cracked reader. It's a given that your thing is impressing your friends and family with useless bits of knowledge (and shocking them with dirty words). That's why we have prepared here a quaint, small lexicon to expand your already bountiful vocabulary; an undertaking optimistically conducive to your aspiration of electrifying your fellow participants in the aforementioned merrymaking activity. Just don't, you know, talk like a douchebag.