15 Bonkers Vintage Sports Logos That Need To Come Back

Sometimes, a fresh, updated look for a logo can be great for the company or team it's associated with. But sometimes, because teams are more worried about juicing jersey sales with a hot new lettermark that they kick to the curb extremely, awesomely weird vintage logos. Sometimes you don't want a subtle logo with a hidden image. Sometimes, you want a giant bird that looks like it just threatened your dad with a bat. Here's 15 bad-ass vintage sports logos they need to bring back ASAP:

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New York Knicks CRACKEDOON You & 4 friends need one more for 3 on 3. Up comes this Ben Franklin lookin mf. Says his name is Kite Lightning. He's going nuts. All over the court. Pilgrim ass shoes absolutely wrecking the hardwood. His team wins 1776-0.

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Why would you ever get rid of this sexy pirate gigolo? I assume they had to change it because it was riling up moms nationwide.

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Atlanta Hawks HAWKS. CRACKEDOON One look at this bird and you just know he's unguardable. He sold his wings to the devil for the ability to juke out God. He sent the And1 guy to the hospital.

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Milwaukee Bucks B MILWAKEE BUCKS CRACKEDOON Some mascots try to portray physical intimidation. This old Bucks logo goes for the I make more money than you form of belittling. This guy could hit another deer doing 80 in his Range Rover high on pills and he'd be out of jail

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Cleveland Browns Look at this little freak. Apparently he's called Brownie the Elf. I don't really care. I just want him on every piece of merch possible. And they should give him a knife.

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Detroit Tigers BETROIT TIGERS TM CRACKEDOON Good lord, look at the $* *#&ing peepers on this guy. He stared into the abyss and the abyss flinched.

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Toronto Blue Jays TEeses 22# TM This is the face you see peeking out of your mom's bedroom door. Look at the biceps on this birD. He'll put a housecat in a #&@$ing headlock.

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Milwaukee Brewers NILWAUIE BREWERS TM This guy has never not been invited to a party in his life. When he walks into a bar, Norm yells HIS name.

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Pittsburgh Steelers ot You think we're scared of your team? We're playing pickup on I-beams. Some OSHA #&$* tried to stop us and we hit them in the head with a claw hammer.

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Texas Rangers Rangors TEXAS TM CRACKEDOONT $$8# gradients. $%#& symbolism. It's a baseball in a cowboy hat. I drew it with two pens.

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LA/St. Louis Rams The Rams' new logo looks like it's for a 24 hour gym chain that's all ellipticals. Go back to this badass ram head that looks like it's about to ask if thou wouldst like to live deliciously.

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Pittsburgh Pirates PIRATES TM I think the person who drew this logo thought they were submitting to an online art school, and that rules.

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San Diego Padres Padres SAN DIEGO PADRES TM CRACKEDOON That circle of hair represents the shape on your side of the scoreboard. You're about to get double digit runs racked up on you by some priests dressed like Dobby the house elf with the power of God behind their bats.

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Denver Nuggets Denvernuggets CRACKEDOON The undefeated streetball champion of them thar hills. You should see him throw a pick. He's got the center of gravity of a fire hydrant. He'll shatter your shins then check the ball off your corpse.

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Boston Celtics NBA CRACKEDOON This is the most Boston s&#% I've ever seen. Imagine seeing this guy blacked out at 3 am climbing a Dunkin Donuts sign. Where'd he get that staff? He has no idea.

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