16 Biopics Loathed By Their Subjects

Everyone take a moment to feel sorry for Mark Zuckerberg. Jesse Eisenberg made him look like a horny li'l weenie one time back in 2010.

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Catch Me If You Can FRANK ABAGNALE CRACKEDcO At first, Abagnale liked the rewrites of his life: the movie, falsely, had him actually maintaining a relationship with his father, and being on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Later in life, though, he grew to detest being saddled with a life

Source: Frank Abagnale

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Pain & Gain MARC SCHILLER Schiller, played by Tony Shalhoub, was one of the victims of the Sun Gym Gang that the movie is based on. He was less than pleased to see his ordeal slapstick-ified: They did run me over with a car twice after trying to blow

Source: Huffington Post

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Black Mass WHITEY BULGER Bulger never saw the film before he died in 2018, but he still had beef with Johnny Depp. His attorney said Johnny Depp might as well have been playing the Mad Hatter all over again as far as James Bulger is concerned, and that the

Source: People

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Foxcatcher MARK SCHULTZ CRACKEDC Schultz alternately praised and raged at Channing Tatum's portrayal of him as an... emotionally unstable Olympic champion wrestler. He called Bennett Miller a great director, but also called for his head on a platter (for portraying him as maybe gay) and accused him of destroying my

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The Late Shift DAVID LETTERMAN CRACKED COM Letterman used his monologue to blast the movie for months. Specifically, he thought John Michael Higgins made him look like a circus chimp.

Source: EW

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All Eyez on Me JADA PINKETT SMITH ME HI/AN Pinkett Smith and Tupac were very close in high school, long before either had gotten a taste of fame. But the movie, which she called deeply hurtful, managed to make their relationship both more meaningful and more trite than

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The Blind Side MICHAEL OHER 74 AVECRS CRACKEDCO Oher says he's glad the film has inspired people around the world. But he hates that it portrays him as knowing nothing about sports, before Sandra Bullock swooped in to save the day. Quite simply, I'm tired of the movie.

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Where the Buffalo Roam HUNTER S. THOMPSON Thompson praised Bill Murray's formance, but thought that the movie was, overall, a 'horrible pile of crap.

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The Fifth Estate JULIAN ASSANGE Benedict cumberbatch tried to meet with Assange before portraying him, but instead got a long letter admonishing him for taking the role. He said I believe you are a good person, but thought the movie was an inherently corrupt work, not of fiction, but

Source: Variety

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Moneyball ART HOWE CRACKED.COM Howe said his reputation as a good coach and manager took a permanent hit from the blockbuster. But his primary concern was a bit more superficial: Philip Seymour Hoffman physically didn't resemble me in any way. He was a little on the heavy side.'

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Game Change SARAH PALIN Palin played it cool, saying she wasn't concerned about a movie based on a false narrative, but her publicist gave away the game when she said looking at the trailers alone gets my blood boiling.

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Patch Adams HUNTER ADAMS CRACKED CO Adams says the film was SO bad, it actually made his children cry. Reducing him to a funny doctor was an insult: Imagine how shallow that is relative to who I am. I just got back from taking 17 clowns to Cuba... the month before

Source: New Renaissance Magazine

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The Social Network MARK ZUCKERBERG HALVART CRACKED.COM In retrospect, this film humanized a monster, but at the time, it was a cute little backstory about the Farmville website. Zuckerberg took issue with how it presented him as a horny lonely dude: they completely left out the fact that my girlfriend,

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Good Morning, Vietnam ADRIAN CRONAUER CRACKED cC Military DJ Adrian Cronauer didn't hate the movie, per se. But he pointed out that Robin Williams was merely playing a Cronauer- -esque character: he was playing Robin Williams; that's what he always does. To be fair, he added that he was nominated for

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I'm Not There BOB DYLAN Dylan refers to himself in the third person when he's upset, apparently: These so-called connoisseurs of Bob Dylan music don't have any inkling of who I am or what I'm about. Technically, he was right -- Heath Ledger said he wasn't exactly a Dylan historian

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Wolf of Wall Street JORDAN BELFORT CRACKED CON Belfort hung out at Leo DiCaprio's mansion, and did a bunch of drugs while Leo filmed him. And all for what? Just to have his name dragged through the mud: I never punched my wife in the stomach... it was more of a

Source: The Guardian