33 Wild Stories of Petty Revenge

‘It’s the sweetest revenge I’ve ever tasted’
33 Wild Stories of Petty Revenge

None of us is above seeking a little revenge, but even our worst efforts are no match for these petty Redditors, who turned vengeance into an Olympic sport. 

Case in point: After months of enduring a party animal neighbor whose ragers would span into the wee hours of the morning, one Redditor’s roommate decided to put a chilly spin on the ultimate party foul. During a particularly rowdy function, he peed on a pizza pan and stuck it in the freezer overnight. Before leaving for work the next morning, he slipped the “frozen disc of piss” under their neighbor’s door, leaving it to melt all over the carpet. 

Naturally, the perpetual hosts weren’t happy with the unexpected party favor. “Woke up to them shouting at the people who crashed there about who pissed on the floor and what the fuck was wrong with them,” the Redditor recalled. 

Plenty of other peeved posters have gotten petty with it as well, and some of the wildest stories involve sabotaged job interviews, three-way calls and strategic uses of decaf coffee.

cuddlenazifuckmonstr 7y ago I have a friend whose pumpkin|fall display at the end of his driveway would be run over by the neighborhood jerk. happened every year. my friend decided to put a stop to it. he withdrew money from his savings account so he would have enough to buy the largest punkin he could find, along with several large bags of Quikcrete. filled that puppy up and made a real pretty display. the jackass broke the axle of his shotty car when he hit that pumpkin. could not drive away. my friend had his car towed away, too. 20K
Sharcbait 7y ago I lived in an apartment with a roommate. We had neighbors who would throw crazy parties pretty frequently often times during the week. One day my roommate who had to be awake early had enough and decided to piss on a metal pizza pan and stick it in the freezer. After a crazy party he pulled the pan out, and flipped it upside down giving him a frozen disc of piss, he then slid that disc under their door where it would melt on their fully carpeted entry way. Woke up to them shouting at the people
SteevyT 7y ago My brother in law did something to irritate my wife back when they were in high school. My wife turned off the TV, wrote broken on a piece of paper taped to the TV, shut off the power strip, and flipped the batteries around in the remote. Took my brother in law several days to figure it out. 3K ... + 28 more replies
pierced7 . 7y ago Went to a restaurant for brunch. Upon receiving my bill I noticed a $3 charge for table linen. As I was leaving I folded up the tablecloth. The waiter said what are you doing? I said, I paid for it I'm taking it home. And I did. - 2.6K ...
Thejustinset . 7y ago I used to manage a Starbucks when one of my baristas asked a guy his name and he just flipped the fuck out belittling her, called her stupid etc and didn't give a name. Anyway I take over the hand off drinks and place his drink just on the hand off with no words. (I'll add it was a busy store with a lot of people waiting. I just keep putting drinks out for about 10/15 minutes and douchebag walks up and picks up his drink that's now lukewarm and goes is this mine? I just
profJesusfish 7y ago Back in the late 90s I worked at Best Buy and one Saturday a month we had to come in 3 hours before the store opened (so 7am) for a mandatory all store meeting where we watch the video from corporate, give out employee of the month awards, go over department goals, and the like. Well there was a guy in our department James who was a pretty crappy worker and showed up to the meeting an hour late and the manager took him aside and fired him. Well apparently the manager didn't watch him on his
otefl . 7y ago I caught my flatmate telling lies about me to some mutual friends. I made plans to move out the next month. In the meantime, she went out of town for a week, and left her car parked in its usual spot in the parking lot. I threw birdseed on it every morning and evening, so when she came home, the birds wouldn't leave her car alone. - 18K ...
chiefpompadour 7y ago Edited 7y ago At my previous job, we had separate refrigerators for the different shifts. Our food was constantly constantly being stolen or messed with. One day, my buddy and I decided to make a nice cherry cheesecake... out of cooking lard. We finished it off with graham cracker crust and cut a couple of slices out of it since we knew the thief wouldn't be brazen enough to take the first bite. We never found out who the thief was, but we never had to worry about anyone messing with our food ever again. EDIT: We
ColorfulCubensis 7y ago I used to work doing stuco in east Texas. One guy just never paid us, so we spent a day tearing down everything we worked on. Another time, while working for a small machine shop, a customer kept dicking us around about paying for some work we did. Was all a walk-in job. Paid half up front and would pay the rest at pick up. Well, he needed his part NOW and would pay us the remainder in a month or so. So....... We cut his part in half and said we'll give him the other half
beautifulexistence 7y ago Edited 7y ago My college roommate had a bad habit of leaving her things in piles on our bathroom floor until there was almost no space to walk to the bath or toilet. Not just clothes but change, jewelry, decks of playing cards, knitting needles, books, hairpins, scarves, earbud headphones, keys, etc. One day she left $40 scattered with the mess, so I put the money in one of her lesser-used bathroom drawers. Originally I put it there to protect it from our third roommate and her friends. When I came home the next day and noticed
 . 7y ago Guy in an El Camino was aggressively tailgating me in the slow lane. On the highway. Traffic was light so he could have passed easily. I'm in a SUV. I see metal debris in the road ahead of me. I know I can clear it and do. Не wasn't so lucky. 1.4K ... + 58 more replies
Ash1989 7y ago My friend did some work for a guy who skipped his bill and never paid him. My friend is so petty he did many things...such as; Placed fake for sale ads with too good a deal like a nice boat for 1000$ and other numerous ads with the guys number. Our city is big on garage sales. Не posted ads like moving out sale, everything must go, cheap! Will be held inside the house, just walk in or ring the door bell then put this guys address on the ad. Не also signed him up for numerous
 7y ago Dated a guy and later found out he had another girlfriend. Messaged the other girlfriend on MySpace (showing my age here) and told her if she wanted to know the truth it would be better to hear it from him, so please call me and I'll call him on three way calling. She did and stayed totally quiet on the call while he tried to set up some sexy time with me for later that week. Finally I said I don't think I can do that, ***** might have a problem with it. Wouldn't you, *****? She
Nbajamkiller99 . 7y ago I use to go to this arcade and play a certain basketball game (as my name indicates). I was climbing the all time wins leaderboard in said game (very close behind number 1) when one day my account vanishes! None of the other accounts do, and i learn that somehow the #1 wins player (who works there) had a hand in it. I waited until he played another game and watched as he put in his code for his initials/account, then waited 30 min when he was done, logged into his account on that machine and
puppypoet . 7y ago My husband, as a small.child in school, was sick and the teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom to throw up, so he went to her desk (where she was sitting) and threw up all over that instead. 932 ... + 21 more replies
 7y ago Edited 7y ago There's a new truck in my apartment's parking lot. Always taking up multiple spots, ALWAYS. Weird angles, close to the stairs, all over the place (no assigned parking unfortunately). Months of this. I drive a much smaller car than that, and I'm petty/passive aggressive, I've been waiting for my chance. A few days ago was my shot. got home quite late and there were zero spots open in my lot. Big truck is double parked again, but there's juuust enough room on their driver side for me to sneak in there with my little
TheToenailCollector 7y ago Not me, but for my wife. When we were younger and kind of on hard times, she took a pretty shady job at a local factory. The first two weeks she was there, she had her lunch stolen at least 5 or 6 times. Even open drinks. I was pretty pissed, a lot of times I would grill for her or make her lunch, and she was going hungry. One night I bought a big ass Gatorade and a box of those women's laxitives, both red in color. Couldn't tell the two were mixed, but we found
pancakesareyummy  7y ago In response to a (admittedly pretty good) practical joke, I hid seven battery powered alarm clocks in the perpetrators room. Set them to go off one by one roughly every 40 minutes between 2 and 6 AM. Last one was hid in the ceiling. - 9.6K ...
 . 7y ago I wear hearing aids, and a girl in my math class when I was in HS used to make fun of me. I had not said 2 words to her, I gave her no reason to do it, she was just being an evil cunt. I recording her mocking my hearing loss on my phone and played it for her parents. They took the new car they just bought her back to the dealership. 1.7K ...
weshric 7y ago I've told this one before, but it makes me happy to retell it. I had a boss 7-8 years ago whom I hated. She was the fakest and most entitled person I had ever met. One day, she decided that she didn't like the smell of microwave popcorn...so she waved her magic office wand and had it banned. Fast forward a month or so. I was browsing Amazon and found one of those USB sticks that emits a smell when plugged in...the smell of buttered popcorn. I bought it, plugged it into the back of her computer,
WhoriaEstafan 0 7y ago My brother did something to his annoy his then girlfriend. So she took the labels off all his canned food/tins in the cupboards. Are you opening a tin of beans? Or a tin of tomato sauce? Or cat food? Kinda hilarious. - 7K ...
trivial_sublime 7y ago When I was in law school I went to a bar with a bunch of law school students and decided I wanted a cig - I went outside and a whole bunch of girls are smoking. I don't like to bum cigarettes, but I had a free small fry coupon from McDonald's. I offered it to the girl if she would give me a cigarette, she said okay. I handed it to her, and then she wouldn't give me a cigarette. She said You shouldn't be so trusting. Flash forward a few months, and I'm the head GA for
Bigfoothobbit 7y ago Grounded yet again by my Angry Dad for breathing whilst his ballgame was on, I was stuck in my bedroom bored witless. For something to do I flicked the light switches on and off (pre-mobile era folks, we had to make our own fun...). It was then I discovered that this made a loud buzzing static interference on the TV in the lounge. Cue the next 5 years of petty revenge... Angry Dad never figured out why we had such a bad TV signal at game time, he never connected it with me being sent to my
Brunurb1 . 7y ago Edited 7y ago My coworker sometimes throws out her lunch in the garbage can at my desk instead of her own, because she claims she can't stand the smell of old ketchup that's been sitting out for a couple hours. I've asked her several times to stop, but she will then just wait until I get up to go to the bathroom and do it, and hide my garbage can under my desk so she thinks I won't see it. Every time she does it, I wait until she goes to the bathroom, take out the
Theearthhasnoedges с 7y ago My sister smoked and hid it from my parents as a teen. She did something that pissed me off. I found and destroyed her cigarrettes and then told her. She smacked me around. Then I told my mom. She got in a bunch of shit for beating me up and my sister and I both knew why but she obviously couldn't be honest about it with my mother. She got grounded for a while and my smug little ass got as many knowing glances at her as I was able. - 2.1K ...
 7y ago I got reviewed at work by a manager I had never met before. I had done everything I was always told to do, and more, but he still marked me low. I know it's because they wanted to avoid giving me a raise, but at least say you don't want to/can't afford to. I'll at least respect your honesty. Anything else, and you can go fuck yourself. Anyway, he told me I didn't go the extra mile. I pointed out that I always do. His response? Well, I never see you do it. I said Well, maybe
 . 7y ago I had a roommate in college that would blare their tv in their room and talk loudly on speakerphone well into the night. I was young and too big a pussy to confront them about it. After a semester I had had enough. One time before going out I put my speakers up against our shared wall and blasted Enya's Only Time on endless repeat. I also locked my door so they couldn't come in to turn it off. I got back around 3am. - 1.5K ...
Nicky4Pin . 7y ago My company has a password policy that locks your account after 3 wrong password attempts. A few times when someone irritates me I'll lock my computer, switch user, and enter their username with a wrong password 3 times so they get locked out. Now they have to deal with help desk to unlock their account. 1.8K ... + 41 more replies
pbfh33 . 7y ago I had a roommate who used a lot of spoons (he ate a lot of pudding, soup, ice cream, yogurt, etc) and would never wash his dishes. I was tired of washing his dishes so I let them pile up in the sink until we got to the last spoon. This one I washed and hid in my room each time I used it. 411 ... + 2 more replies
 7y ago I found out my then boyfriend was cheating on me. And he threw my dog across the room when we were discussing what he had done. I moved out immediately. More for hurting my dog than anything. So as I was moving out I took his entire porn collection and microwaved them one by one. It only takes 3 second each. Took me about an hour to go thru them all. I put them back in the case, then back where they belonged. Not sure if the microwave was still usable, did not really care. Не was
dipperydoos . 7y ago . Edited 7y ago A young guy down the street was constantly speeding through the neighborhood. Не gets home from work around the same time every day and always rips it down the street to his driveway. I called the city and had a cop come out and do radar. Не got a dangerous driving charge and stopped speeding around here. - 4K ...
 . 7y ago . Edited 7y ago When I worked at Starbucks we had one racist and sexist costumer who always disturbed our work. Не only wanted the men to make his drinks and he literally ignored the women (or said something creepy) and he didn't want our one black guy to make his drink either. We always gave him decaffeinated even though he asked for caffeinated. Pretty petty and childish but it helped a little bit. EDIT: Didn't know how big this was gonna get. Shoutout to my fellow baristas that know exactly what I'm talking about -
ohheyitsshanaj 7y ago My friend in high school was such a drama queen but it worked out hilariously sometimes. Не was cut off by a driver who had no brake lights and it pissed him off so badly that he followed until a cop was behind, merged around the guy and then brake checked him so the cop would see that he had no brake lights. The holler he let out when the cop pulled the other guy over is still one of the funniest moments of my life - 3.1K ...

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