35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 2, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 2, 2025

The actor formerly known as Rob McElhenney has broken his silence on his newly-minted moniker. The It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star took to social media on Tuesday evening with an explanation for why he shortened his name to “Rob Mac,” citing time and energy for fueling his decision. 

“The amount of time that I have wasted trying to get people to either say or spell my name correctly is literally days of my life,” he told fans during the minute-long clip, claiming that he’d “added it up.” “More importantly, it means thousands of you have had minutes of your lives stolen by me because of my last name, including this one.” 

Trey Parker and Matt Stone also logged on to set the record straight. In posts shared to the show’s social media accounts on Wednesday morning, the South Park creators commented on the series’ delayed 27th season, blaming their corporate overlords for the now July 23rd premiere date. “This (Paramount-Skydance) merger is a shit show and it’s fucking up South Park,” read the statement posted to South Park’s Twitter, Instagram and Facebook accounts. “We are at the studio working on new episodes and we hope the fans get to see them somehow.”

Unlike the newest season of South Park, you don’t have to wait any longer to enjoy today’s funniest tweets, the best of which involve targeted Instagram Stories, a Mormon bathroom sign and the first rule of manhood.

bald ann dowd @ali_sivi . 17h s ... in a mormon bathroom SOAK YOUR WORRIES away 4 43 2.5K 49K
Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads. 17h s ... I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday I never hire anyone But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to I make $300 a day in passive income with this method 630 2.5K 55K del 1.6M
omar @DripArab 16h ... when everyone replies to your story except the target 152 16K 96K dil 1.4M
cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbopJ Jul 1 ... being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot INITECH SMOO egster No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. 71 8.8K 91K del 1.5M
Al being dumb @ChatgptLunatics - Jul 1 s ... How to fry an egg! STEP 1 STEP 2 STEP 3 Heat pan Crack pan Pouk egg STEP 2 STEP 3 STEP 4 Pou STEP 3: STEP 4: STEP 5. Fry Egg Egg Send a gift 708 7.3K 152K del 6.5M
serge daney mcbride @abs_sweetmarie 18h ... HERSHEY'S The Reynolds Symbiote has fully taken over. Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney 18h I said what I said. JAZZ 1:04 Yes, I'm shortening my name to Rob Mac. 00:00 88 1.4K 56K del 3.4M
Mikael @BacardiCapital. 4h ... I hope this email finds you rock hard 19 256 4.5K 203K
Images Al Could Never Re... @imagesaico... 4h s ... r/notinteresting u/Jaded-Writer7712 . 2 23h 18 NSFW Are permanent markers really permanent? Soft 2 u STANLEY® 3 Hard 4 28 201 5.4K del 97K
insane poses @insaneposes.20h ... NONEY - S THELEGENDOFT FORBIDDEN MOUST Disney 53 3.6K 87K del 1.7M
s cabby @cabby 23h ... when its july 1st but your oomfs still gay II GIF 271 14K 111K du 1.6M
Matt Big D Dongles @BigPPDaddy69420 - 17h ... Rule #1 of manhood: Don't stop wiping until you see nothing but blood on the toilet paper 54 308 13K 753K
chefkids @girlflopping. 19h s ... we did it! 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 19h 'THE BEAR' has been renewed for Season 5. 9 1.1K 13K 241K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 13h s ... I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. I would. Y'all not real haters. 8 947 7.5K del 144K
bigsock s @biggersocks 22h ... DON'T ASK ME STUPID SHIT IN THIS HOT ASS WEATHER 52 24K 109K del 2.2M
invader zim @f8the . 16h ... it still kills me that tall, dark, and handsome to white ppl basically means a white brunette male 296 5K 54K del 1.1M
Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil - 17h S ... Performative. Hustleslop djcows @djcows.20h visiting the xAI office really humbled me 65 488 18K del 328K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme .  5h ... Outdonesia Indonesia 7 143 3.1K del 78K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 12h s ... How it feels choosing a career knowing damn well I should've been a wizard 9 1.1K 10K 159K
Gene Park @GenePark . 15h ... his mind HIDEO_KOJI... @HIDEO_KOJIM... Apr 3, 2013 Big corn. 50 I 7198-4 26 373 10K del 214K
Jose Alvarado s ... @AlvaradoJose15 I love him, he is my favorite player. LEAD Pelicans Lead @PelicansLead 15h Honest thoughts on Jose Alvarado? NEWAGE GARAGE NEW ORLEANS 15 10:54 PM Jul 1, 2025.2.7M Views 388 1.7K 73K 392
Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco . 22h ... Imagine turning on the TV and seeing this in 2012 OCHOPEE, FL GULF OF LIVE I 12:35 PM ET AMERICA FDE OKAY? GO-AHEAD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED BREAKING NEWS NOW: TRUMP TAKES QUESTIONS AT ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ FOX AFTER THE SENATE PASSES THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL NEWS channel /FOX NEWS ALERT 188 903 13K 376K
s ... lexi @elextra__ 16h mildly stoned texting my bf who is 20 feet away in the next room Today 6:11 1PM if i was a donut what kind Sprinkles what kind of icing and sprinkle White icing and confetti rainbow sprinkle. You're a delight in every way thank you i will be. donut someday Read 6:12PM 9 312 9.5K 88K
Video Games Out of Contex... @IndieGame... 14h s ... Fallout LIE ON BELLY LIE ON BACK ATTEMPT SUICIDE SUGGEST SEX 48 3.6K 48K del 618K
An @shaunasknife . 22h s ... june is finally over straight is great 53 8.9K 90K del 1.3M
Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL. 13h ... Just found out Scientologists play trumpet, make a pizza pie, and do the Soulja Boy dance. Reconsidering some preconceived notions I had Meet a Scient ologist ITAL ck Ensity 5 41 1.4K del 38K
G mount bellyache @mountbellyache . 1 17h ... i'm reading new sentences every day Olivia Rodrigo HQ @OliviaRodrigoHQ_22h Olivia Rodrigo doing shots with Robert Smith from The Cure, backstage at #Glastonbury2025! 8 1.8K 47K de 979K
s ... wife noticer @youwouldntpost. 16h this is a crazy way to find out that Lululemon sells a $20 hot dog POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1 17h Lululemon is suing Costco for selling cheaper dupes of its popular products. COSTCO Se lululemon WHOLESALE 27 6.2K 152K del 4.1M
@rammy_c8 . 21h s ... rammy Do u think he negotiated Canada Day in the divorce because he was Prime Minister and all Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau 21h Happy Canada Day! Great day for getting out with the kids. Let's all celebrate our Canada, the very best country in the world! 12 77 2.9K del 91K
milena @milenkadraws 16h s ... if i saw this i would not believe my eyes julian @juliancd38.23h fireflies near the NY/CT state line 337 26K 314K del 5.5M
aphrodite @vant2bstripp3r - 17h G ... i have these zones also fine ass girl @yuzupomuu.21h Whaaaaaat GALAXY MOUTH FINGER ZONE ZONE 33 3.2K 45K del 1.2M
el chop ho @ag6promo 21h ... when she casts amanda seyfried as ariana Pop Base @PopBase.2 22h Jennifer Aniston has been cast as Jennette McCurdy's mother in a series adaptation of 'I'm Glad My Mom Died.' I'm Glad My Mom Died Jennette *Impressively funny McCurdy 'An important cultural document. EMOO LENA CARMICHAFI DUNHAM Read by the author 133 2.2K 93K del 5.3M
Mario Abad @MarioAAbad 15h s ... Crying at Condè Nast pretending to consider applications for the top Vogue job from people on Linkedln Condé Nast CONDÉ NAST 718,251 followers 9h Edited Condé Nast is hiring a Head of Editorial Content for U.S Vogue. If you are interested, please reach out by email with your resume to condenast@spencerstuart.com WE ARE HIRING VOGUE 146 comments 201 reposts 3,117 = Like Comment Repost Send 40 988 14K 345K
Puck @Puckmeat.2 22h ... Drag king named Big Beautiful Bill 32 1.8K 38K 657K
*Volk intensifies* @TinctureDrone 21h s ... july 1st VAPIETY EXTRA EDITION EMMY ACTRESS ELISABETH MOSS grew up on television-and even more so on 'The Handmaid's Tale' By Daniel D'Addario Goodbye. June 2 255 5.3K del 117K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.2h ... calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to 2026 + February S M T W T F S Feb 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 19 420 7.1K 120K

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