35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 1, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s love for the grotesque doesn’t stop at brain worms or letting decapitated whale juice soak his car and children. It also spans into his takes on Curb Your Enthusiasm

During a recent appearance on the Mo News Podcast, the Secretary of Health and Human Services revealed his favorite episode of his wife’s sitcom, which unsurprisingly involved bodily fluids and motor vehicles. “I always enjoy the episode when (Cheryl Hines) has diarrhea in the car wash, and she has to get out of her car,” RFK Jr. confessed. “It’s not an episode that she likes to talk about a lot.”

Meanwhile, Mel Brooks is spilling a less disgusting secret: how he prevented the crew from laughing while filming Blazing Saddles by buying “a thousand white handkerchiefs” for “everybody on set.” “I told them, ‘If you feel like laughing at something, you stick one of these in your mouth, bite on it, and laugh through it,’” he explained, noting that the amount of handkerchiefs in mouths eventually served as a “litmus test” for whether a scene was working. “If I saw a lot of white handkerchiefs, I’d know it was funny.” 

Like Brooks’ crew members, you’re gonna need a whole lot of handkerchiefs to stop yourself from getting the giggles while reading today’s tweets. Today’s funniest include those about Orbama, a swaggy sister and a mother that needs glasses. 

activate windows @catboyhumper.2 21h ... i i need One Big Beautiful Bitch to give me some Golden Dome Chairwoman Lisa М... @RepLisaMc... Jun 29 Failing to pass the One Big Beautiful Bill Act means no Golden Dome to protect the homeland. 20 1K 15K 416K
@northstardoll. 23h s ... How summer feels when you have the hottest room in the house 11 3.5K 28K 455K
Big Back M gazi @justwellington . 13h ... Goo goo ga ga BIG TIMI @fwtimini . Jun 30 Ignoring someone on their birthday just because they ignored you on yours is childish. 76 3.3K 13K 455K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 21h G ... LAYING DOWN ROCK AND ROLL 79 19 HIGH SCHOOL AND PHONE TIME 10 4.2K 27K 447K
sliccmic @sliccmic . : 21h ... hiiii sorry im 20 minutes late i am a targeted individual and the government has been experimenting on me with time skips lately 1 330 2.4K 59K
The Rational Romantic @THOMASBAHAMA 3h S ... Going to Denny's and ordering the Annihilation breakfast Edith Cecily se @crystallisedfig - Jun 29 Buttermilk pancakes with blueberry lavender compote topped with whipped maple butter and local heather honey 20 435 6.2K del 186K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.16h s ... how july is going to feel nirvana water 19 2.1K 30K 348K
molly с @derelictvessel 22h s ... lemme get uhhhh knife and porn box USPIS.COM/PICKLPP ORDER FREE SUPPLIES ONLINE 1 1 a L Oo 0370 P 1 PRIORITY 1 P MEDIUMP.D ADULT E LARGE F ONE RATE . A 10 To who GRAB BOX 1 so ROS Comic 50.00 EACH TRACKED 1 Lilo 1 My L MUST BE 18 WITH I.D. TO BUY BOXES 10 Enh 80 ALL BOXES CONTAIN: 10 РОК 5 BLADED WEAPONS 10 ANI 2 ADULT DVDS 1 Power LARGE ADULT STICKERS 1 Pacific ONE RATE Adult Magazines (Playboys, etc.) 1 Spidern S.COM® ADULT COMICS, CARDS ..More!!! Poster
tanarchiste @kezia_vocado - 18h ... wrong account diva billie stans Iran Military News @TheIranMilitary - Jun 30 Stunning in pink! Loving this bold and glamorous look! #BillieEilish 6 624 12K del 219K
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes . 5h s ... me terrible movie i loved as a child and am now forever loyal to and nostalgic for 33 614 8.3K 152K
autist Subscribe ... @litteralyme0_ Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age 0:02 6:58 AM Jul 1, 2025 569.9K Views 67 3.9K 57K 1.9K
cigarette influencer @cuntimissimi 21h ... Welcome to my dubai chocolate love island labubu party 75 3.5K 28K del 533K
s ... ClarkQuill97 @CQuill97 22h Imagine thinking this dude is Superman = - - Daily HOME HAMMER O CREATES HAVO ... ... - More Than so Tornadoes del 291K 14K 707 184
SDL @SocDoneLeft. 23h G ... I will ALWAYS support LGBTQIAPK+ LGBTQ Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer paradox IA lowa 10WA PK Pakistan Political Polls @PpollingNumbers - Jun 29 Do you know what LGBTQIAPK+ means No 94% Yes 6% 71 835 14K 487K
zoë @zoenone0none. 20h ... i love aging out of the zeitgeist. thank god i don't have to buy a labubu 7 665 9.6K 181K
bee @SvddenRezzbian 14h s ... someone said this is how it feels to tell people irl about the negative effects of AI madison @madisontayt_ . Jun 29 this is how i feel whenever i start talking about how everyone would be happier if they just stretched more 48 5.4K 76K del 1.3M
Tarence Ray @tarenceray 21h ... Yeah I guess we're not winning this one are we lol Nick St. Pierre @nickfloats - Jun 28 People have sent 3.1 million messages to an Al chicken 18 hours ago Chat with Als See all ... X Chicken Cow 3.1M messages 2.7M messages Chat with Al Chat with AI مصسلعمصيمن 143 6.4K 144K 4.4M
Luc @lucyycheyne.1 18h ... you'll be at your lowest financially then suddenly your favourite band announce a tour 20 3.5K 18K 305K
orb @orb_net . 17h ... Orbama: Let me be sphere 35 1K 16K 302K
s ... dsong @stlbreadcompany + 1 Jun 30 Rio de have fun at work losers utda 1/2 litre pyrex® 4500 450 ml METRIC PUMA 100 2.7K 58K del 1.1M
@ftmensch - 16h G ... jorts my mom asked if this was a bear shortly after asking a lesbian couple if they were sisters 75 1K 36K 491K
chaotic memes @memechaotic Jun 30 ... 300 miles away Today Hi im a bottom I suck swallow and more 10:33 AM Sent from Explore And you're 300 miles away... 10:34 AM | drive 10:37 AM 107 4.6K 155K del 3M
s Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer . 2 23h ... ever heard of ever heard of Yellow Bile HUMOR Blood HUMOR BUDDY BUDDY ever heard of ever heard of Black Bile HUMOR Phlegm HUMOR BUDDY 81 4.3K 47K 839K
sarina @sariverse 21h s ... my sister in response to me not wanting to write 'swag' on my nails Do :3 I like swag swag i'm not 12 Delivered They say that to view a world as a child is to live religiously 25 1K 27K 328K
ANANIA @Anania00.20h ... just remembered june is not the hottest month of the year WORD TASTA 94 4.4K 91K del 1.7M
Meg @megannn_lynne 23h ... i'm not going to meet the love of my life on a DATING APP....i am going to meet the love of my life in a movie theater, when they see me struggling to hand my tickets over while also holding my snacks....they will offer to hold my popcorn & our hands will brush & we will both Know 57 2.9K 29K 632K
G sam goldner ... @szgoldner the white house website has a countdown for the big beautiful bill that looks exactly like the domino's pizza tracker = The WHITE HOUSE COMMITTEE HOUSE HOUSE SENATE SENATE SIGNED REVIEW DEBATE VOTE DEBATE VOTE INTO LAW 1 2 3 4 5 6 THE ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL IS IN SENATE DEBATE. CONTACT YOUR REPRESENTATIVE -> WH.GOV/FIND-MY- REPRESENTATIVE. 9:28 PM Jun 30, 2025 5 . 778.1K Views 79 1.7K 39K 1.1K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.21h O ... this is what i imagine coding is like DO NOT ERASE Ha-heh! GNOME. НЕ IS HOLDING THE FABRIC OF REALITY TOGETHER. 398 7K 124K del 2.2M
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel . 22h s ... What was the date? going thru only my It was just like tiktok likes together My dream date. Cute. And he knows that. 4 958 13K del 349K
SEGA SegaCDUniverse @SegaCDUniverse 16h ... RIVERSE i hate it when that happens Please insert a PlayStation® or PlayStation 2 format disc. alec @Acai28. 1d bro I'm in HELL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON OUT HERE 35 5.5K 53K del 705K
s ... elijah daniel @elijahdaniel 20h hardest engagement pic i've ever seen. she even has the wizard of oz ruby crocs on. Brandon Copic @BrandonCopicWx.Jun 28 Congrats to @BryceShelton01 and @tornadopaigeyy on their engagement! 5 412 17K del 313K
wissal', C. @farnnesse . 21h ... This is what eating apples in public is for (Ryou) 2 @gloopbastard . Jun 29 they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes 262 10K 186K 4.4M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss - 18h s ... me Googling if I can give a little yogurt to my cat my cat R A 15 450 8.4K del 97K
niya @niy2pretty - Jun 30 ... Deciding to get up Krissy @KrissyMeehan_.Jun 30 What part of your morning routine takes the longest? 42 15K 65K del 2M
Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit.2 22h ... at movie theater, watching trailers, whispering to my friend: that looks really good after the coke ad 8 548 11K 230K

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