33 Wildly Annoying Things A Guest Did in Someone Else’s Home

‘Father-in-law falls into chairs instead of sitting down. Broke our chair’
33 Wildly Annoying Things A Guest Did in Someone Else’s Home

Folklore says that a vampire can’t enter your home without an invitation. It’s very polite of them, to be honest. It’s also helpful that vampires aren’t generally too hard to pick out. If someone’s got sharp canines and a brooch? Tell them to get a hotel.

Regular humans who just happen to be thoroughly awful guests, even if your neck is left unscathed, sadly are harder to see coming. Sometimes it can be someone who seemed perfectly nice, only for you to find that the things they do in a bathroom escape any reasonable explanation. 

Redditors have shared some of the most outlandish, annoying and straight-up rude things guests have done in their home, and I’ve collected the wildest of them below.

aj4ever . 5y ago My best friend wouldn't fucking leave. When | asked her what her going home plans were after six days, she said I don't plan my life that way. We are 30.
KingBrandt . 5y ago Left his trash everywhere and then started to complain because of that trash laying around
OldTimerNubbins . 5y ago Let their little kid wipe his ass with my guest towels. Instead of, you know, asking where the toilet paper is.
Actually_Im_a_Broom 5y ago A kid whose parents didn't supervise him. Не was probably 8 or 9 at the time and would get into ANYTHING - especially stuff computer related. Не would dig through drawers and open boxes looking for gadgets to play with. Only to fuck them up or lose something. We finally told the parents they couldn't bring him back when he got into the kitchen and turned on the glass top stove while a pizza box was on it. Started a small, quickly extinguished fire and the house smelled like smoke for about a week.
ShieldOfZeus85 5y ago At my sons first birthday party, my stepmoms mother (who wasn't even invited) made the comment, Your wife says she isn't materialistic, but you sure have a lot of stuff. We were living in a small two bedroom apartment and my sons room (which had toys and other presents) was also my office and the only storage we had.
skeletongeorge . 5y ago Took explosive shits that left shit spattered all over the toilet every single day for the month that he was residing in our house. Didn't think to clean it up.
DarlingPotPrincess 5y ago My dad collects fossils and found the lower half of a human jaw. Не called the police when he found it but they told him it was quite old and couldn't do anything with it. In the end he was allowed to keep it and the jaw bone is on display in his poker room. My mother's cousin stayed with them for a visit, picked it up by each end and pressed them inward exclaiming oh is this real? The piece snapped in half. Dad quietly removed the bits from my cousins hands and left the room.
katielady13 . 5y ago Threw their baby's dirty diapers under my bed the entire weekend... wasnt fun when I found them all after they left Sunday night. They also stole the $50 worth of coins from my piggy bank
 5y ago my aunt took a shit in the bathroom (a given, considering we were having a bbq) but instead of throwing the used tissue in the toilet or even the bin, she put it inside the bathtub. i told my mom, who put her on blast in front of the whole fam. she doesn't come to the cookouts anymore.
GlolnTheDarkUnicorn 5y ago Drank all of my favorite tea, and used 2 bags in each cup. It's the only tea out of the 80 varieties in the cabinet I said to not use much of. It was difficult to get because only one store carried it and it was a big trip to go get. Then right after she drank it all, I went to replace it and the store no longer carried it. My partner recently found it online and bought me a box though.
Potatonater9000 5y ago When my cousin was my roommate her trashy sad red neck boyfriend would come over and use all of my pots and pans and then leave them for me to clean up after him. One night I got so pissed I dumped the entire sink full of their mess onto her bed and covered it with a blanket. Never again.
 ® 5y ago . Edited 5y ago Told me that we get to do what I want since I'm the guest, but whenever I went to her house she'd say we do what I want because I'm the host :/ (btw this was when I was very young, like 9 years old or so)
 5y ago Last weekend I spent all day cooking for all my friends. I slow cooked chicken all day, made fresh salsa and guac, etc. We all got drunk and ate. I putt everything away so I could save it for meals later. I'm poor so it was supposed to feed me for a bit. Well after I went to bed, this fucking took the food out to make tacos and didn't put it away. So I had to throw away all the food I spent all day cooking I'm still pissed and getting mad just writing this
Arrow_of_my_Eye 5y ago Guest: I wonder what would happen if I picked the cat up by its tail. Me: You would hurt her. Don't do it. Change of subject. Guest, once my back is turned: YOINK Cat: MEOW!, 2 feet off the ground, terrified. Guest's wife: I'm so sorry. Guest: HAHA!
 5y ago Ate my Go-Gurts I had in the fridge for bad days while I was recovering from a major spinal surgery, encouraged the other guests to join in, hogged the sofa which I needed to sleep on since my back couldn't handle the floor (again, still very much in recovery from a major surgery), refused to give up spot on said sofa, acted offended when I left the room to sleep on another sofa, didn't flush the toilet, almost broke my laptop doing something I told her not to do because it could break my laptop. No matter
MarkF6 . 5y ago Stole my jacket. My roomates friend took it because he didn't bring one and it was cold when he left. Then when i i tried to get it back he denied taking it and threw it in the trash.
Nekry_Koneko 5y ago Some years ago while we where celebrating a birthday (I guess it was my sisters) one of my cousins vanished for about an hour. We first thought she was watching TV or something like that when we realised she went through all our rooms (mine, sister and brother), trashed them and unfortunately a day after that realised she stole our poket money and some of my nintendo DS games I am still missing. She never got punishment because she would never steal from you. She was just Boooored
lonelady75 5y ago All of the following are my mother. 1. Decided that my air conditioner filter needed to be cleaned while I was at work, so she tried to do it herself, got it open, then I'm not quite sure what happened, but she couldn't get it back together, so she called an air conditioner repair person in who put it back together, but it never worked as well after that. She made me pay for the repair person when I came home from work...
elezraita . 5y ago Edited 5y ago I asked my friends (a couple) to watch my house while I was away. By watch I meant check in every few days and bring in my mail. They thought I meant stay there, sleep in my bed, make a huge mess, stink up the kitchen with burnt food which they left in the pot for a week (ruining the pot), and...well, I guess that's it. I was most displeased.
henrioak . 5y ago Walked in while I was on the bathroom. I understand if it was a silly accident, but I had loud music from my phone and the lights were on. It was obvious I was inside, she still entered and didn't backout after seeing the lights were on or listening the music, only when she saw me naked.
SloopyDoops 5y ago My grandma is the kind of person who just cant relax. A few years back her and my granddad cane to town for Christmas, and shes doing her usual thing of wandering around the house to give herself small chores and stay busy; unplugging lamps, doing insanely small loads of laundry, sweeping up microscopic messes. This drove my family nuts for a while, but we've all learned to ignore it and we kind of just let her do her thing while we enjoy conversation and play board games. When all of a sudden, she walks strait up
 . 5y ago Father-in-law falls into chairs instead of sitting down. Broke our chair. No bueno.
phurgawtin . 5y ago Play League of Legends for 3 days straight without hardly interacting with anyone. Thanks for stopping by, close friend I hadn't seen in years. Never inviting you over again.
Kenygarry ОР . 5y ago Came to my house, entered without permission, ate my Valentine's day present, kicked my dog because she was looking weir at him then deny everything (Even though I had it on VIDEO) and say that it was the mail man.
tirednothigh . 5y ago Didnt really bother me bc it happens pretty often but it is strange | guess, | had taken a nap and my friend let himself in and just kinda joined. It seems like a cute idea but waking up in the arms of a guy you do not remember falling asleep on is quite terrifying.
 . 5y ago Eaten absolutely every snack in my cupboard within 24 hours.
 5y ago When I was younger, I bought the exact amount of marshmallows required for a chocolate fudge recipe which I was very keen to make. One of my mum's friends came over to the house for a visit and saw the bag of marshmallows on the kitchen bench with some other groceries which had not been put away yet. Without asking, she opened the bag and ate a generous amount, enough to fuck up my recipe. I was very angry. I have since forgiven this indiscretion, but I will never forget.
the_dame_grumpypants 5y ago I had a guest that would walk around the house while she was brushing her teeth which was no big deal. The problem was when she was done she'd use the nearest sink to spit and rinse her mouth out which was often the kitchen sink that had dishes soaking in it. And she clipped her toenails at the dinner table.
 5y ago Not me, but someone I know. She was living with her future in-laws. She had just given birth and was putting her used pads under the bed. She was my good friend of mine too. I didn't even find out until her future in laws were talking shit about her. I was like idk she's not like that from what I know They showed me photos. I was disgusted.
WhiteRose444 . 5y ago Basically tried to rearrange my living room. Worse part is they tried messing with the katana on my wall. (No I'm not a neckbeard, it was my papa's)
bre_stahl . 5y ago An aquantance walked into the kitchen, saw the coffee pot overflowing, and walked out. When someone asked what the sound was she said there was nothing.
 5y ago Late Realtor here. But you wouldn't imagine how many people come to your open house from 2-4 on a Saturday and take a massive, violent, vile, disgusting shit in the bathroom of another person's home and leave. No turning on of fan. No thank you. Just make the house smell like a fucking sewer for the rest of the day.
 . 5y ago Invite their own guest to stay with us for 5 days (none of them were invited to stay over. Relatives)

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