30 Wild Reasons Bosses Regretted Hiring Someone

‘She stapled papers in the middle of the page…’
30 Wild Reasons Bosses Regretted Hiring Someone

As plenty of bosses know, the learning curve at a new job can sometimes veer a new hire straight off a cliff and back into unemployment. 

One Redditor’s friend had to sack a new employee for failing to follow a simple rule. Despite previous warnings that phones weren’t allowed on the construction site, a new contractor’s day took a turn for the worse when he dropped his phone under the seat of an excavator. He was told that he’d be able to retrieve his device after work, but the builder decided he couldn’t wait that long. He screamed at his boss, hijacked another machine, drove over to the excavator that held his phone and dug in. 

“(He) used its bucket to rip the cab off his machine to get to his phone,” the Redditor recalled. “Needless to say, the agency took him off its books.”

Of course, this isn’t the only time a manager came to quickly regret hiring someone. More such stories await you below, with the wildest involving brawls, mid-work toke sessions and husband-and-wife scams.

rlnation . 8y ago She stapled papers in the middle of the page... like as far as she could reach with the stapler. 4.5K ...
AlphaPeacock 8y ago Edited 8y ago Couldn't figure out how to log in to email with step by step directions on the first day. Needed step by step directions every day for everything on the computer. Me day 3: did you double click Outlook icon. Him: oh yeah. Now what do i do? Me: type in your password. Him: what's my password. Me: you picked your password the first day. That's why it's called a password. Only you know it. Him: oh yeah. Proceeds to sit there for 15 min doing nothing because he doesn't know his password. I'm usually
banjobb 8y ago Edited 8y ago I give out a daily summary of unresolved cases and new cases yet to be answered. I hand write some notes on it as well. On her second day, she asked why her score went down. Confused, I asked her what she meant. Yesterday I got a 10/12 but today only 10/13 The date.... 2K ... + 82 more replies
Treereme 8y ago I had a new guy to train in my job where we installed TVs and various other electronics in expensive houses. I had a small part in hiring him, and even though he wasn't from our industry he seemed to have good skills in related fields and seem to be willing to learn what he needed to. Our first two weeks were spent finishing up a really nice theater, house was completely finished and it was pleasant easy indoor clean work. Then we moved on to the next job and had to wire the house, which involved
 8y ago Downloaded and stole all of our email/company info and prices and took them to the competitor. We sued the shit out of him and won, though. 672 Award Share ... + 9 more replies
PooSlipper 8y ago A friend of mine works at a construction recruitment agency and recently told me a great story. His colleague got a phone call in the office from a client - the foreman of a large construction site, who immediately began to scream at him to come to the site and collect a labourer from the agency who was on his first day working there. It transpired that this young, chavvy temp had left the tracked excavator he was supposed to be operating to find the foreman and demand a socket set to remove the excavators seat, as he'd dropped
Random_Usernamed 8y ago I once worked with someone who was an absolute waste of space, my boss said he was going to promote him, I told him not it's a bad idea. After 3 months of training the guy became a manager, then on his first shift alone stole all the cash from the days sales. I wasn't even mad, I smiled when my boss told me. - Award Share 2K ...
CaptainAddison 8y ago Edited 8y ago didn't directly hire him but we once had a new employee shadow me since I was the stock manager and on day 1 he bragged to me about how much coke he had done the night before. The store manager was about 5feet away and I simply looked over the new guys shoulder and shook my head. Не was gone soon after. Edit: Didn't expect this to get any attention so I'll throw in some more context. Не wasn't immediately let go because at the time we really needed the seasonal help but even
user9394 8y ago On his second day, responded to an email complaint about our customer service. My boss told him to respond to the email; he responded by pretty much telling the customer off, without having anyone read or approve of it first. Idiot didn't last very long. - 661 ...
whosthere5 8y ago Oh my good buddy Simeon. Got hired right out of school for a basic sales job. Two weeks in most of the office is at a convention, I left the office early to finish off the day from home (on me, I am in tech and could work from home no problem - should NOT have left him alone). Day finished out and nothing big happens. Following Monday security stops me as am walking in the building to ask about what we did to this kid after he got caught. Caught doing what?, well, it turns out Simeon decided
KyleRichXV 8y ago Entered the clean room without the proper attire, so we had to stop production and bleach about 6 rooms. Не was union, so I didn't really have a choice in hiring him, but luckily was able to make sure he was not retained in our department. 895 ... + 49 more replies
Chastain86 8y ago I didn't hire them (thankfully) but I did work at a call-center with a couple that got hired into different divisions. Не went to work in sales, and she went into customer service. This isn't all that unusual by itself. What happened next though... WOW. Their plan from the start was to see how quickly each of them could get let go after they'd started their medical benefits, which kicked in around the 90 day mark. So they were both fairly exemplary. During that time, they both began talking to coworkers in their divisions about their off-work
soonerguy11 8y ago - Edited 8y ago Не antagonized every single female coworker. It was like his only way of communicating with anybody of the opposite sex was to be demeaning and constantly using facetious tones to undermine them. Luckily, these weren't the reserved gals he was used to at his private college. Не learned this the hard way after making a joke about one of the senior member's lunch being too small and to eat a sandwich. She barked back and he did not return the next day. 1.2K ...
KikiCanuck 8y ago Asked me permission to use the bathroom. Every time. In spite of my protestations that he was an adult who I trusted to make his own decisions about going to the lav. Не also sent me a weekly spreadsheet of all his breaks (potty and otherwise), lunches, and arrival and departure times. This is in no way required or the norm in our workplace. Finally, after multiple pleas from me he stopped doing that. Не was very smart and very skilled, but this was the first indication that he would otherwise be a lot of work. -
 8y ago | hired someone for a moving company I was with 7 years ago. Based near milwaukee, WI. On his first day he was supposed to take the company car and drive to Madison, WI. Не didn't show up. Fired him on the way to HIS job. 870 ...
undefined_one . 8y ago Started asking me for advice about men. Not just a little, I'm talking detailed advice. Like, I text him 'this' and he text me 'that' - what does he mean by that? Should I text him back? Do you think he's done with me? Sadly, said employee is not nearly as young as you might guess. 224 ...
likelysmarterthanyou 8y ago Got drunk at a company dinner and propositioned two young female interns. Fired him the next day. - 1.2K ...
Detoxbyretox 8y ago Worked at a small catering company in college. Got a friend a job bartending at a small wedding. Friend is excited and I'm surprised to find he's a no call no show the next day. I call him to ask why he isn't in and in slurred speech goes, Oh shit, our fraternity was hosting beerlympics at the house and forgot, I'm pretty drunk but I'll be over in 10. Не hung up before I could object and I decided I'm not the best judge of character. 98 ... + 1 more reply
DenseFever 8y ago | had an employee that slept overnight in the office, as he had a fight with his girl friend, and then he used the fuel card from the company car (for going to locations to fix IT equipment) to fill petrol cans (apparently for personal use)... - 354 ...
evilbytez 8y ago On his first week, he won a prepaid credit card for performance (sales job). Hours after I personally had given him the gift card, one of my managers advises me that he's been smearing his feces and drawing Swastikas with them in the men's washroom. I terminated him, awkward to say the least. Before it's asked, we had cameras OUTSIDE the public washrooms that allowed us to identify the person doing it. Edit: Added location of feces smearing. 90 ... + 7 more replies
stb_running 8y ago Не went through an agency, then through my boss, the through me for an interview. Couldn't tell, very well spoken but still broken English. Had the perfect answer for our interview questions. First week he works, he asks some question that literally he answered in the interview. I gave him a pass because I thought maybe he forgot something really specific about the software he was questioning. Over the first month it's disgustingly obvious he lied on his resume and in his interview. We're talking someone who claims to be proficient in Microsoft Office but doesnt know
CowboyLaw - 8y ago The second time he showed up to work, at a professional office, making high-5 figures, in a mesh shirt. 352 ... SuperOkayCatDad - 8y ago I guess he thought that the dress code was businips casual. 287 ...
relaxyourshoulders 8y ago Didn't hire this kid but I was his foreman. Day one I have him gluing together some PVC pipes using an extremely runny, very toxic purple primer chemical. Safety glasses are mandatory. I look over, he's gluing these pipes above directly above his head, glasses off, and the chemical has a very low viscosity so it's running down the underside of the pipe and about to drop right in his face and eyes. I yell over for him to stop and step away, and explain the he could have been permanently blinded. Не proceeds to freak the
Toothygrin1231 8y ago I was a lead developer for an organization's hr system using PeopleSoft. I hired a Ph.D computer science person from Stanford, thinking I had just struck gold. After showing the good doctor our development system, the hire asks, why are you working with these toys? They are beneath us. I told that person that this was what we use and got rewarded with a derisive scoff. Fortunately, the person took another job at some think tank shortly after, so I didn't have to deal with that for long. Needless to say, I don't hire purely from educational
enigmathere e 8y ago Relative works as a manager for his department in accounts and sales. Не hired a guy that had really great credentials, and references. 1 month into his job, and this was mid-summer, he was notified by his boss that the employee he hired was roaming around the office after hours in his boxers. His excuse? Не had no a/c at his place, and didn't think there were security cameras everywhere. 57 ...
 8y ago My mum hired her, but I fired her. Mum needed a website and didn't want to wait for me to set it up- already had a domain, hosting, graphics, and WP theme, so it needed maybe 4hrs of work, but I was busy. She decided to hire to some lady to do it. K, whatever. I email the lady and give her the login info and FTP access of the stuff. She emails my mum a week later, saying got a broken theme and she'll need to build a new one from scratch. She'll charge hourly, but
BurkaBurrito 8y ago When I was training a new 19 year old girl, I asked her to tell me a little about herself... huge mistake. She immediately told me that she was about to have her second abortion, that the father was a married 35 year old and she keyed his car and slashed the tires, and then she told me in detail about her mom catching her sleeping with the guy's brother. I'm so thankful that she recently got fired and | never have to deal with her terrible work ethic or hear about her poor life choices ever
 8y ago Not the boss but this guy who worked with me at the car wash ended up stealing a wallet out of the car he was cleaning. Не ended up getting caught because he got a pizza delivered to his address that he paid for with the stolen credit card. I have not seen him since. 131 ... + 3 more replies
WholesaleVirus 8y ago I didn't hire them, but it was my recommendation. So my boss hired them on the spot. Day 1: 12p start time for training. Calls in sick at 11:30a. I hear from a mutual friend of ours that they'd been playing COD all night, and when I get off work I should join them when they play again. It set the tone for their employment. 110 ...
bingwhip . 8y ago What's the company policy on fighting? Не was totally serious too, when told he can't, he asked what about in the parking lot? - 1.7K ...

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