55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of June 2025

‘Your smile is not compatible with society’
55 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of June 2025

In what may be the most jobless move an employed person has ever pulled, 37-year-old Harry Potter star Tom Felton will reprise his role of Draco Malfoy in a Broadway production of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child later this year. 

Harry Potter fans had mixed feelings on Felton donning his signature blond wig to play an aged-up version of Potter’s nemesis in a production set nearly two decades after the events of the original series. Namely, they wondered why the actor refused to let go of his now cringe-inducing high school gig an entire decade and a half after J.K. Rowling’s vocal turn for the TERF-y. “Imagine peaking as a 10-year-old,” one fan captioned a pair of images of Felton trying on his new Broadway hairpiece.

Meanwhile, another Twitter user offered some different context for the now-viral moment. “We surprised an unemployed bald man with a FREE hair transplant,” they wrote. “His reaction will give you all the feels!” 

Felton was among many who landed in the internet’s hot seat this month. The most scathing burns included those about a dinner for lizards, MAGA arms and Guitar Center employees.

vo s @vanillaopinions 10h ... why are her arms such different sizes MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice May 31 BREAKING Marjorie Taylor Greene just said all D.O.G.E. Cuts need to be codified into Law DO YOU AGREE ? MAKE GREAT AMERICA AGAIN MAKE GREAT AMERICA AGAIN MAKE AME GREAT AG ES MARE ES KEPT 20 GERP AME 158 193 9.5K 198K
rosie @crookedcourses • 17h ... type of dinner you make for your pet lizard on its birthday jeffery JSwiz swizzle @captainjswiz May 30 Heard the left was trying to cancel a white (conservative) male summer... yeah that ain't happening. LIMITED EDITION BUSCH LIGHT APPLE 8 291 11K del 203K
blanca @tesfayedua Jun 2 G ... dua lipa a random day in 2023 The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana Jun 2 I'm just a girl 99 problems 1 solution 66 ACETEDE FLORES Cor Intensa COLORACION PERMANENTE HIDRATANTE - 100% - con - - with 41 3.3K 98K 1.8M
Zhang Yong @zhangyong02 19h G ... Charlie your smile is not compatible with society Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 . 1 Jun 1 Islam is not compatiable with western civilization. 3.5K 31K 485K 12M
B askerville @WB_Baskerville - Jun 2 ... Pixar movies have really gotten terrible. Back when I was 8 they were awesome. Now I'm 37 and they don't interest me at all. You hate to see that kind of decline. EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder Jun 1 Pixar needs to fire whoever is making (some of) their movies look like this. The style is so obnoxious. 536 4.9K 168K del 3.9M
Keifer @DannyVegito 19h ... God it's so fucking funny to be a 60 year old billionaire who vapes. all the money and connections in the world and you're addicted to a gas station substance. even Elon does real drugs! you could own a private poppy field and you're hitting some green apple battery vapor! J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling May 27 What's the best vape? Asking for someone whose rubbish vape is on the blink. 16 748 16K del 311K
S ... gaf @propaganda91 _ Jun 1 Parody account 10:04 AM Sorry not into Oder men over 35 10:05 AM I'm 27 omg Read 10:06 AM More like 37 ur not fooling anyone Laters 10:07 AM 285 1K 38K 1.1M
Mike 0 ... @mikev225 homosexual heterosexual marriage marriage Smash Baals @smashbaals Jun 1 Funny how only one of them works Royal Dutch Airlines Follow @KLM It doesn't matter who you click with. Happy #PrideAmsterdam KLM KLM KLM 1:44 AM - 5 Aug 2017 1,976 Retweets 4,848 Likes ©TwitlerRoyaiDulchAinines 12:59 PM Jun 2, 2025 7.6M Views 898 17K 336K 7K
s ... olivia @mileystewert 18h summer is going to feel like leftovers in your ex-boyfriend- who-you-are-the mistress-of's house and when his 26 year old wife comes home from the hamptons early to discover you there you run out and she chases you, breaking her teeth and needing painful surgery in the process hannah @dumbandfunn21h summer is going To Feel Like This 66 1.7K 28K 994K
G Justin Re: Covington @JCov1 Jun 2 ... The stat fields on gay apps would kill a straight person Dexerto @Dexerto - May 30 Tinder is testing out a feature to let users add 'height preferences' tinder 92 4.3K 114K del 7.4M
miri @eggoslug 22h ... Calling it a situationship and whole time the situation is that they dont want you 66 1.9K 15K 203K
Marie @glitchu_ . Jun 3 ... 180 and 360 be eating yall up. Katie @katiee Jun 3 my life finna do a whole 360 I can feel it 144 6.6K 72K 2.6M
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000 22h ... Noah Schnapp in the final season of stranger things 16 553 17K del 247K
Dr. Stephen Poop @drstephenpoop 19h ... I'll say it, if you and your girl don't have the EXACT same birthday, one of y'all is a PEDOPHILE. Sponge @plushiecollect - Jun 2 Replying to @plushiecollect Like what do u at ur big age of 32 years old have in common with a 26 year old That's actually mad embarrassing that u even relating to somebody who ain't been thru they Saturn return yet 29 366 11K del 295K
@phantasmm__.Jun 3 ... your name is gunther Gunther Eagleman... @GuntherEaglem... May 31 100 PRIDE MONTH? ZZUZX MEMES 2023 FUCK OFF ZZUZX MEMES 2023 NOBODY CARES 689 4.1K 113K del 2.1M
joe @JoeStokowski 15h ... she's gonna kill another boeing whistleblower DROP POP Drop Pop @DropPopNet.20h Millie Bobby Brown says she's planning a 'massive' surprise for June 29, the last day of Pride Month. 6 115 4K 48K
O ... Cloudy (estrogen angel) @oncloud_e 20h had a girl sleep over and this is what i woke up to 48h odor protection contre les odeurs Dove O% aluminum pomegranate moisturizers & lemon verbena scent partum de NETWT grenade 0% electron et verveine citronnelle 2.6OZI74g 318 2.7K 157K 4.5M
LB @looksbizarre Jun 7 I could have sworn this already happened People People @people Jun 7 Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Including Some Who Say They Were Underage, as Actor Denies Allegations people.com/jared-leto-acc... 85 4.3K 80K del 2M
@Jallanaska Jun 8 lily ... yeah this doesn't work at all shows literal proof this works Kabrutus @kabrutusrambo - May 31 the jawline won't do 450 9K 244K del 3.2M
Loky @lokymann . Jun 10 5 ... replied to your story: S @lilmissSadity . Jun 10 flirt like a straight man, GO 275 9.3K 65K 2.5M
lumi @wydlumi . 22h ... old people be like no elbows on the table it's rude then say something racist 49 4K 44K 477K
kyle @knickstape99. 19h S ... This is how old nba players talk about the current game COM PLEX Complex @Complex . Jun 10 Sophie Rain Brutally Slams Bonnie Blue for Turning OnlyFans Into a 'Clown Show' Full details here: complex.com/pop-culture/a/... AGIES 99 3.5K 83K del 4M
isa @isawillbefine . Jun 11 s ... some of y'all. not naming names they're breaking the law by coming here illegally shut up U have a fake id and do coke every weekend 697 21K 281K 3M
G Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic . Jun 12 ... A bear posted this r/steak 19h Join ... Am i a weirdo? Love my steak with honey and mixed berries. 418 6.4K 138K del 2.2M
nikki 3: @minecraftbitty - . Jun 11 ... they're here illegally i literally watched you do a line on the dance floor 285 4.6K 89K 1.2M
brandon @whybuddypregnan - dd s ... I would kill myself if it ever came to this Pariah The Doll @DollPar... 3d I have to use my mom's number for dating apps because I've been banned from all of them 6:46 LTE Mommy now M Your Hinge code is 877428 Mommy 76 5.9K 216K 5.2M
sagey @btwnrevolutions . J Jun 14 ... hate this new google docs ask gemini feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother 240 24K 257K 3.5M
t3mple @theranosblood Jun 14 S ... Looks like a community college Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik Jun 14 this house has two house-sized garages 3446 93 6.9K 247K del 4.4M
toulouse labubu @femmedeath. Jun 14 ... she looks like shaun the sheep here yzTS @everhero13 . Jun 13 why does this woman have the funniest gifs ever GIF II 347 13K 341K del 7.2M
she is coming @MILEYDIORS Jun 15 ... Parody account her teeth taking up the entire frame- 0:42 From Johnny 114 1K 27K del 828K
Greta @GretaGrace20 Jun 15 G ... Не buried your mother in a sand trap. Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump Jun 15 Happy Father's Day Today, I honor two incredible fathers who have shaped my world in profound ways. ... Show more 448 3.3K 52K 1.9M
@GRRLmusic 18h GRRL ... Tour got so scared i thought he was on that rooftop again 1001Tracklists Media @1001TLtv . Jun 14 Ibiza sunsets with David Guetta laying down the vibes 0:35 15 314 10K 332K ال
@gothamhiphop Jun 14 O Joey ... F U!!! Here's $200 for a ticket btw YOU SUCK!!! I HATE YOU!!! Devon @devontsr . Jun 13 FUCK @kendricklamar PASHICO MANTERS Family Matters - - и . 10 M 19 87 3.3K 127K del 3.8M
multitude container @lllliatttt 15h ... famously women do not experience pressure to maintain a low body fat percentage Involuntary Celibate (Incels... @Incels... . Jun 14 Just self-improve, bro! How 2 Attract Your Life Partner Must always have a job Have friends and be sociable Be really good at something Be at least somewhat muscular Constantly approach women Don't be meaningfully shy, ever No noticeable disabilities Have sexual experience Have relationship experience Have a low body fat % Exist Have the intelligence to succeed in life but don't actually be a nerd Don't have bad skin, can't cover it up either! Be
marina @marinadovexo 16h ... imagine peaking as a 10 year old Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter. Jun 15 Tom Felton couldn't contain his excitement when he put on the outfit to play Draco Malfoy 14 years later. It's impossible not to love him 87 1.1K 49K del 1.2M
kal G ... @ratp0sting Jun 16 We surprised an unemployed bald man with a FREE hair transplant. His reaction will give you all the feels! Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter - _ Jun 15 Tom Felton couldn't contain his excitement when he put on the outfit to play Draco Malfoy 14 years later. It's impossible not to love him 25 1.9K 53K del 1.1M
Bozo @itsjustbozo 21h s ... Labubus look like this 68 6.9K 69K del 1M
y @sixblurs 22h s ... this how 2 year olds look at you when they're actively shitting their pants Tate News @TateNews_ Apr 23, 2024 I don't sleep with vaccinated women. 270 7.6K 144K 3M
giliann @lethalrejection . 16h s ... Pete's POV: -SECRETARY OF DEFENSE- -SECRETARY OF DEFENSE- Over the weekend, I directed the deployment of additional capabilities to the United States Central Command Area of Responsibility: Protecting U.S. forces Is the our top priority and these deployments are a intended to enhance OUF defensive posture top priority In the region. ajoyments are intended to enhance our defensive posture in the region. Secretary of Defense Pete Не... @Sec... 17h SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Over the weekend I directed the deploument of adational capabilities to the United States Responsibility Protecting U.S forces top p priority and thene intended to erhance DA detersive posture in the region 10 178
+ @KashmirTheCID Jun 15 s Laya ... Did you take this picture in heaven? Where tf are you Nova The Folf @NovaFolf_ Jun 14 I Had Some Minecraft Movie Cereal :3 MINECRAFT MOVIE Kellogg's FROSTED FLAKES OF CORN TON turns your MILK CREEPER GREEN ORIGINAL FLAVOR CUP SERVING 140 CEREAL NET WT 156 OZ (442g) 87 8.8K 154K del 2.1M
S cheyenne @reddskyy_ 15h ... THE DOG SHOT BACK??????? POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.15h Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was taken to the hospital by ambulance, according to CNN. MARTMEN H 125 3.5K 87K del 2.9M
G ... Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski 17h Every probation officer who does random drug testing knows how absurd this is. Elon Musk X Subscribe @elonmusk lol UNITED STATES DRUG TESTING Laboratory Final Report 1700 S. MOUNT PROSPECT ROAD DES PLAINES, ILLINOIS 60018-1804 Phone 847-375-0770 Fax 847-375-0775 Client ID: F082102TX Jennifer Taylor Report To: Fastest Labs of South Austin Client: Fastest Labs_of South Austin 4422 Pack Saddle Pass Ste 105 Austin, TX 78745 Location: JENNIFER TAYLOR Sample Information Specimen ID: 7917645 Test Reason: Other Donor ID: TX45788288 Type: Urine Lab Sample ID: 4389326 Collected: 18:42 Donor: ELON MUSK Received: 06/13/2025 12:04 Report
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 15h G ... ONSTERS these aren't cute they look like they would tickle your feet and runaway giggling 46 1.1K 13K 235K
Jessica (Ka) Burbank @JessicaLBurbank Jun 16 G ... When in his 13 years at the network do we think he realized this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.. Jun 16 Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson calls the network propaganda used to manipulate elderly people. FOX NEWS channel 343 2.7K 73K 1.3M
@ratlimit @ratlimit Jun 17 0 ... Researchers discover longer videos are a longer time long Lucas Shaw @Lucas_Shaw Jun 16 People spend most of their time on YouTube watching videos that are longer than 20 minutes, per @tubularinsights. bloomberg.com/news/newslette... Longer Videos Rule YouTube While people watch more short videos on YouTube, they spend far more time with longer ones 13.7% 16.0% 13.1% 57.2% <1 minute 1 min to 10 min 10 min to 20 min 20 min+ Source: TUbular Labs 65 1.7K 57K 1.2M
Hunter n @y2khunter. 19h O ... Collab so bad I thought this was AI generated kira @kirawontmiss . 19h the worst people ever just linked up 90 1.9K 58K del 2M
chabazite Follow @raisinchoirgirl Guitar Center employees when you ask them to do anything jahzuuuu 1:37PM -6/17/25.187K Views
ic @itcanonlyget.2 22h Huda this, Huda that, man Hu Da hell are y'all talking about 124 4.9K 36K 872K
James T Carter @JamesTCarterII Jun 17 ... Government should be run like a business @buffys Jun 8 what's a sign of very low intelligence? 346 10K 115K 2.6M
ēdē @theidi_ . Jun 16 G ... Oh my moms burner Soleil @soleiljolina . Jun 16 How you bored and your house dirty 36 4.5K 45K del 1.2M
T!mely @TimelyYT Jun 25 ... Drake not even being safe at his girlfriend's house is crazy Kal- @Kalzoni_ Jun 25 Everything important has been said about this video already, but I haven't seen anyone mention that Tiny Chef is singing Not Like Us at the start I looked into it and he does it again in another vid... TikTok 112 4.6K 78K del 1.7M
aram @aramnotagoat 14h ... annoying orange after making a wish to become a human: matt @computer_gay.14h got my teeth whitened 10 766 23K 357K
gooner general @kvmmincrypt2.16h ... meow for not sunscreen that's fs probably _in_a_sweatshirt @big_soup_.16h Can you guess what I wore today? 5 544 24K del 342K
Shad @ImNotRashad 20h ... Hardwood floors maaan that's plastic Natasha zzZ @Whitehorsemagic Jun 25 just because you put this floor in don't mean the rent should be $1250 20 1K 14K del 218K
MART BELIEVE s Roxy ... @redrawnoxen It would be hard to come up with a worse horse name than this one KidslookinTouchable Rick Leek Quarter Horses Stud fee $1000 5095 Cassey Rd. Dryden, MI 48428 Multiple WC RWC sire 810-796-2828 Foals eligible for BHF, WCHA BITW futurities Owner: Cynthia M. Masters - 5:52 PM Jun 20, 2025 1M Views 89 1.9K 37K 3.4K

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