35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 25, 2025

‘It’s so hot out I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Ever wish you had the rizz of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Gail the Snail? No? Well, too bad. On Tuesday, actress Mary Lynn Rajskub offered fans some of her character’s go-to pickup lines in an Instagram clip seemingly taken from a Cameo she did. 

“Are you Wi-Fi? ‘Cause I’m totally feeling a connection,” Rajskub said in the video while in character as Always Sunny’s resident “Garbage Pail Cousin.” 

While Rajskub flaunts Gail’s favorite flirtations, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders gave Joe Rogan a master class in roasts. During a recent appearance on The Joe Rogan ExperienceSanders refused to mince words with the podcaster, who seemingly backed President Donald Trump’s decision to pursue a $20 billion lawsuit against CBS staple 60 Minutes. “Should I sue you if you ask me some stupid question that I don’t like?” the longtime lawmaker fired back after Rogan defended government censorship.

Much like Sanders’ scathing retort, today’s funniest tweets are sharp and hilarious, with the best including those about Joni Mitchell’s unexpected side hustle, the dangers of peeing in triple-digit temperatures and a real-life baby Groot. 

bipolar princess ... @iggyp00p My ciishet roommate is addicted to using my mug don't talk to me until I've had a lobotomy & a sex change 9:23 AM Jun 24, 2025 243.9K Views
O Spoon Shark ... @Art0408Spoon I've only known tiny chef for a minute and 16 seconds but I'm prepared to fight god for him, Nickelodeon must pay TH ToonHive @ToonHive 19h Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes. Tiny Chef here! 1:12 7:46 PM Jun 24, 2025 ... 360.1K Views 13 1.8K 25K 440
bri G ... @ufobri how life feels lately what's going on 11:49 PM worry 11:50 PM ok + 11:50 PM 6:32 PM Jun 24, 2025 19.1K Views
kult G ... @bunnies9001 Take 1 thing off Comments 19thou 3w Pinned Ok just please don't hurt me 115961 Reply 7:14 PM Jun 24, 2025 659.7K Views 14 3.3K 67K 1.9K
Viviane G ... @viviraid The Oscar statue in 2017 watching as the presenters try to decide if it was La La Land or Moonlight that won Best Picture Simone Ashley Network @simoneanetwork-Jun 24 Fan account Simone Ashley on Instagram 10:20 AM Jun 24, 2025 5.1.4M Views 19 2.8K 71K 908
yoshimi red Follow ... @nise_yoshimi I haven't heard about Elon musk in a while and thats kinda nice 12:01 PM Jun 24, 2025 968K Views 132 3.3K 90K 805
the heart G ... @Fredward3948576 Looks tasty. And safe The Sickener 3:45 PM Jun 24, 2025 . 2 207.9K Views 40 1.5K 15K 454
G ... pato @bigbreadpaul pedro pascal inspo 8:12 AM Jun 24, 2025 1.5M Views 66 6.1K 94K 1.7K
andrew ... @mrnastynodrama Was half asleep and I had visions of something called the KFC name your own price event 1:38 AM Jun 24, 2025 165.7K Views 25 461 9.5K 261
G ... jay @jayythewave 23h being high in 2009 probably felt good asf 8 @offdxan Jun 24 need kfc guitar hero meal from 2009 so bad KFC KFC KFC GUITAR HeRO WORLD TOUR Heart UL TO GUITAR Hero WORLD TOUR KFC 407 6.2K 100K 3.8M
P'Wok @_P_Wok 21h ... SOON The best thing about the U.S. refusing entry to a Norwegian student because of this meme is now every news agency across Europe is now sharing this meme. 1.1K 33K 336K 5.2M
robin AAA @lebsiancat . 21h ... i'm 24 and my gf is 12 a @comfortcafex Jun 20 what's ur hair length? HAIR LENGTH 6 8 10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 1.1K 3.7K 82K del 3.7M
luddite agitator @lethalluz . Jun 23 ... I like places that are open to the public u text like a dog Delivered I think it's cool 37 5.3K 104K 1.5M
G ... jynx @jynxbby 23h this is what clocking out feels like 6 2.4K 22K del 333K
machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound.2 23h ... you can just tweet Gene Parmesan and immediately get 1000 likes 34 231 7.6K 156K
baja @baja_my_blast.21h Release your inhibitions s ... MtnL Dew Blast Baje Trancas LINE LexCheoroly400 Roman Before taping Charge from here! 23 310 3.6K del 117K
chloe @chloemsua 19h ... Need a bf that I see about 3 times a month and kinda neglect 19 573 4.5K del 85K
chase @cheports . 18h ... I'm too Benson And then I'm too fucking Boone ... 16.1K 12.7K 43K 15.1K 26 944 17K 212K
peepaw expert @deadnavyseal · 11h Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk 36 3.4K 50K 597K
@ali_sivi . 11h s ... bald (zohr)ann dowd with one hair waitttt i'm lowkey just like my country i'm young scrappy and hungry 14 1.6K 21K 274K
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau 18h G ... I love this photo choice because it subtly suggests their breakup is the result of disturbing a cursed tomb. Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop. 22h Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have split up after 9 years together. (via TMZ) 40 2.5K 56K del 1.4M
@bratsexuaa 18h G ryan ... Natasha Lyonne is Mama Poot The Smurfs Movie @SmurfsMovie Jun 23 Replying to @SmurfsMovie Natasha Lyonne is Mama Poot. #SmurfsMovie NATASHA LYONNE IS МАМА POOT POOT! THERE IT IS! SMURFS ONLY IN THEATRES 1 JULY 18 21 655 14K 314K
Moonstruck @godspeed_aflame 20h G ... a short list of my mutuals 5:24 Reference Jesus talked with Matthew 9:9 A despised tax collector OUCH Mark 5:1-15 An insane hermit. BUS Mark 15:1-15 und of The Roman governor Mark 9:17-27 die Jesus A young boy John 3:1-21 If with? A prominent religious leader fid Luke 10:38-42 A homemaker der Matthew 22:35 An expert in religious law mL enough Luke 23:40-43 H Here A criminal Mark 5:22 hany of A synagogue leader e Jesus Matthew 4:18-20 Fishermen. know. Luke 23:7-11 A king bhed Luke 7:11-17;21:1-4 the A poor widow. Luke 7:1-10 it A Roman
ou-.com G ... @evadentz is that joni mitchell DC OR - - 5:46 PM Jun 24, 2025 519.3K Views 39 615 17K 541
horse dentist @equine_dentist . 16h S ... really getting into dieting COCAINE & KEBAB IS NOT A BALANCED DIET EAT ALSO FRUITS 14 824 11K del 190K
multitude container @lllliatttt.1 12h forgive me father for i have libbed the FUCK out 16 2.3K 32K 412K
Larry Windhorst @WindhorstLarry . 20h ... It's so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work 79 4.6K 87K 2.7M
john @johntrified 22h ... How it feels to sit down to take a dump at the office and the seat's already warm 11 751 22K del 398K
allison harvard burke @alliharvard - 17h G ... could i be detained for this 782 6.8K 129K del 2.7M
Jason Christian @JasonAChristian Jun 24 G ... Wes Anderson's next film عام مك ماماج # FACE A Lich P H 3114Ф DELHI MILK SCHEME GOVT. OF INDIA AUTO PETO man garar + SCHEME adidas NAGAR 10008 10 673 16K del 311K
agent bow bow @blackcindyy Jun 24 ... so what exactly is business casual for work when it's 94° at 9am 225 7.1K 123K del 4.5M
Mother of Hooligans... @Katherine1115... . Jun 23 ... There's a baby at my church named Groot. His mom is a cop. His dad is like 40 something. It's their first baby. And they named him Groot. 300 339 9.8K 325K
Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly 22h ... hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport 225 1.1K 60K del 3.2M
Images AI Could Never Re... @imagesaico... 1h G ... r/okbuddychicanery Join u/xSacar 2y Just Make Money Breaking Bad Fancast Using Sex Offenders From My State Fuck this Post 2 / 10 9 54 1.6K del 17K
rune ... @runerii_ how do you even defend yourself when someone calls you defensive bc if you do defend yourself then it just seems like youre proving their point 6:26 AM Jun 24, 2025 . 2.1M Views 828 6.2K 110K 5.3K

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