28 Jokes and Goofs That Should Be Bronzed Like Baby Shoes and Displayed Proudly in Your Home
If your mom can frame ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ then your dad can frame these!
Look, you already have words adorning every room in your house anyway, so what’s a few more? These jokes are a whole lot better than sappy stuff like, “If you can dream it, you can do it,” so wouldn’t you rather have a chuckle on the way to the bathroom?
Convincing mom might be a little tricky, but we know that dad is going to be up for this little switcheroo.
If Russians Pronounce...
What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet?
What Did the Grape Say When the Elephant Sat on It?
What’s the Best Thing About Switzerland?
Have You Ever Smelled Moth Balls Before?
A Man Enters A Pun Contest...
Six Out of Seven Dwarves...
The Leper’s Hockey Game Was Cancelled...
Why Do Chicken Coupes Have Two Doors?
Dad Putting Car in Reverse...
You Know Orion’s Belt?
What’s Green, Furry, Has Four Legs and Will Kill you If It Falls Out of A Tree Onto You?
What Do You Call An Illegally Parked Frog?
Are You Feeling Cold?
How Do You Think the Unthinkable?
How Many Potatoes Does It Take to Kill An Irishman?
A Beautiful Woman Walks Into A Bar...
A Group of Engineers Are on a Boat and Are Out on a Cigarette Break...
What Do You Do When You See A Spaceman?
Shoutout to the People...
My Friend Told Me I Didn’t Know the Meaning of Ironic...
My Friend Gave Me An EpiPen As He Was Dying...
My Friend Was About to Get Attacked by a Duck...
What Do You Get When You Cross the Atlantic With the Titanic?
A Snake Walks Into a Bar...
How Many Freudian Psychiatrists Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
Did My Girlfriend Find Me Sexually Unsatisfying?
How It Living in North Korea?
