34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 23, 2025

‘Unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man’
34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 23, 2025

Margaret Cho can confirm: Ellen DeGeneres is a “mean girl.” 

During a recent appearance on The Kelly Mantle Show, Cho shared her own “creepy and weird” interaction with comedy’s Queen of Mean, revealing that despite opening for DeGeneres multiple times throughout the 1990s, the controversial comedienne was still “not nice” to Cho for most of her career. 

“When I would do her talk show in the 2000s, she acted like we just met,” Cho remembered of their awkward interactions. “And I’m like, ‘Bitch, what?’ That’s weird! Like, we go way back. What?”

Taxi star Randall Carver also took some time to talk about a less-than-ideal career experience. Carver, who was booted from the beloved ‘80s series after its first season, reflected on his departure from the show, saying that he felt his character, Midwest transplant John Burns, posed a unique challenge to Taxi’s production team. “They had all East Coast writers,” he recalled of his short-lived time on the series. “They should have picked some writers from the Midwest that would know what happens when you move to New York and you’re just trying to get around the city.”

Meanwhile, New Yorkers, Midwesterners and everyone else will find these tweets hilarious. Today’s funniest include those about rice-lentil hybrids, the universal image of humiliation and how the Grinch stole one landlord’s phone.

Genie Offerman (not the fa... 3h s ... Okay got it Recent Cb Someone gave you their weekly rose. That's a big compliment! Okay got it With HingeX, get your profile seen sooner 4 76 7.1K 59K
maha @mahaaaay · 22h white people will be like i got a sunburn 35 278 2.8K 84K
Grace @gracecamille_ . 11h don't invite me to WINE AND CANVAS by the way. Those UGLY ass paintings. I did this at a wine and canvas yeah no shit LOOK at it 26 786 14K 250K
love drops @amor_fatti.22h ... Cacophony Kid xx @CacoKidOH Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE 8 3.3K 32K 305K
koby @kobychill . 10h ... mb Bich this being the universal image of humiliation 34F 18 1.7K 32K del 521K
via @atrophicbtrfly 19h i want jersey mike to have his way W me so bad 22 601 7.1K 148K
@ratlimit @ratlimit. 21h ... Can my boyfriend come? Will he contribute to our conversation at least 1 question? 500 11K 163K
Daniel D'Addario @DPD_ 22h ... the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water: Trader Tony @trader_tony_ 23h New lorde goes craaaaaazy at the beach 17 2.6K 37K 1.2M
COMMS OPEN @SCT_PLGRM 9h G ... Subspace I'm gonna end it all bro That Chicken Jokey Energy New MINE I HBO SCOTT MINE BLOCK PILGRIM WORLD US. THE CNN max 116 2.9K 48K del 710K
shawntilly lace @sh_wnee 19h ... my landlord is having some kind of emergency Yesterday, 6:58 PM The Grinch The Grinch OK Yesterday, 6:57 PM Missed call 204 1 4.5K del 52K
farha @shutyourhell 10h ... If it's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged 19 3.6K 26K del 376K
Tim Urban @waitbutwhy . 19h ... I was just looking up at what age do kids stop needing a daily nap, and then I thought about how funny it is that the answer in Spain is never. 89 163 6.3K 286K
Chris Kim (looking for work... @veggiecakef... 12h ... try horse again H ORSE 32 2.2K 26K del 253K
jay @kendallhosseini • 18h G ... dean.fm @floral_dean Jun 20 THAT'S what a labubu is?? if you wanted a little freak you can carry around on a chain I was here the whole time 11 1.1K 13K del 309K
Kristen ... @Kica333 Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that's not fully sealed at the bottom? 5:25 PM Jun 22, 2025 505.5K Views 82 1.7K 41K 362
!...!! @lovesickdoe 23h ... there are two wolves inside me Sanrio HotToPIC 2321 33 2.9K 16K del 244K
krill @anthraxp1mp 22h ... Please not another twisted tea bruh please I'm worried about you 21 693 7.6K 152K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . 20h G ... Stop gossiping + God forbid I raise awareness 238.3K ... 586 6 1.6K 15K del 212K
O ... Due Process Enjoyer @MoleculesGoHard 17h This tweet inspired me to combine rice (carbs) and lentils (protein and fiber) in my rice cooker. The result is a disgusting, nutritionally-complete mush that I call rintil @jadinho97 - Jun 18 How easy life would've been if rice had protein 501 3K 80K dil 2.5M
Bilbo Baggins @bilbobaggins765 . 21h ... Becoming a food reviewer but only for beers and giving them all 10 34 783 15K 528K
18h @acetylcooline منال ... If I had a boyfriend I would dress him in overalls and a sunhat and make him stand in a cornfield to ward off crows 13 755 7.9K 97K
Erik Cofer @erikcofer 19h ... Check it out now The Funk Sluss baby Rap Game Edward Berna... @Edward_Berna... . 19h The world is a Pynchon novel E NEWS E alOne THE PY Hannah Ann Sluss Is Pregnant, Expecting First Baby With Husband Jake Funk 23 472 10K 309K
tatum @planetgraves 19h ... If you ever are on the verge of killing yourself just get a cat. Because now you still really want to die but at least you have a box of shit and piss in your house 13 791 13K 155K
James @daddys_muffins - 18h ... My mom just took my nose?!?!? #babytwt GIF 77 7K 98K del 1.1M
chaotic memes @memechaotic. 20h G ... nightmare blunt rotation but it's just me when I was 14, me when I was 17, and me right now EMEI LES BUER 24 2.4K 27K 423K
Liv @Liv_Agar 13h Sorry guys. This is my fault. I stopped listening to my ocd compulsions at the start of the third quarter 17 82 3K 54K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - 14h ... unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man 7 787 8.7K 138K
rayne fisher-quann @raynefq . 19h ... ПРС this morning I thought Why does no one ever have popcorn for breakfast? It's just like having a bagel with butter! so I made popcorn for breakfast and learned that the reason people don't do that is it makes you feel like shit 12 57 3.9K 79K
BB m @mar3uss 23h O ... I've never seen this movie does she really fuck the bee? baddiebardii @BADDLEBARDL Jun 21 Even Netflix is going OUTSIDE!! N netflix ... 14.1K 150 1,045 netflix i'm so small and tiny.. she's so big and tall 2 hours ago 272 598 23K 1M
SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY.15h ... THE COMMUNITY NOTES The Sonic Stadium 25 YEARS... @soni... Jun 21 Everyone keeps asking how Sonic is racing underwater. Yet no one has asked how SpongeBob, a character who canonically cannot drive, can compete in a race, let alone win. Readers added context You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spong... youtube.com/watch?v=wmWx3x... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 40 3.2K 39K 807K
@guo_dini . 15h G guo ... strive to be the best person with your name (i've never met this lad) Justin Guo (He/Him) 1st Incoming Android Engineer @ Robinhood JUL 21, 2023 Justin Guo in (He/Him) 12:15pm wat up Justin Guo in (He/Him) 4:32 pm i spend every day of my life trying to outwork you. 1 MAR 16, 2024 Justin Guo in (He/Him) 8:56 pm hey man! congrats on the robinhood internship. love to see my opps win so i can work harder 1 118 338 13K 453K
Images Al Could Never R... @imagesaico... 20h s ... rat Today at 18:1 Hi I'm new Anyone? ratfucker is typing... 16 929 25K del 222K
britton winterrose @bwinterrose. 18h ... mission update: I fucked up my router britton winterrose @bwinterrose . 19h Today's mission 1:12 37 = ChatGPT 03 > Help me block YouTube shorts and TikTok at the firewall level in my house Reasoning 214 388 19K del 904K
bonnie rotten @SmutPeddl... 18h ... It's that time of year where I really want to eat a hot dog and get married 10 1.9K 12K 194K

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