60 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 16, 2025

‘This feels dystopian’
60 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 16, 2025

If A.I. really is the future, a lot of tech bros are in for some sleepless nights.

On Monday, CEO, YouTuber and developer, Theo, took to Twitter to complain that he woke up because his A.I.-powered bed was too cold. He further explained his plight, saying, “Went to adjust temperature and I can’t because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.”

Of course, people who slept in a normal bed lent a helping hand and warmed him up with some burning hot roasts. “This mf is spending at least $17/month on a bed subscription lmao,” one user said, while a chorus of others joined in with images of Homer Simpson saying, “I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”

But sleepyhead tech enthusiasts weren’t the only ones to get flamed this week. Other digital burn victims included 5-foot-8 women, George Bush and the third person in a picture.

Jared @b1g_damage Jun 16 ... I woke up in my normal bed Theo - t3.gg @theo Jun 16 Woke up because my Al controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded... 68 2.8K 71K del 1.7M
emi (moth girl) @kvwviiju . Jun 16 being a 5'8 woman trying to sit on a man's lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn't figured out it isn't a puppy anymore yet 515 13K 269K del 6M
darren (dni proship) @ichorpuddle Jun 16 ... YOU PEOPLE CANNOT DO ANYTHING Olivia Moore @omooretweets __ Jun 14 Al ASMR is blowing up This account was started three days ago with just 11 videos...but has racked up 82k followers TikTok @ impossibleais 0:36 Veo 618 256K 16K del 6.8M
prèach @sixblurs Jun 16 ... this how 2 year olds look at you when they're actively shitting their pants Tate News @TateNews_ Apr 23, 2024 I don't sleep with vaccinated women.
CHRIS @bamfartgera Jun 16 When I doordashed I'd mess up grocery orders all the G ... time because I resented the customers Circe @vocalcry - Jun 15 What I ordered on Instacart vs what I received (I wish I were joking) NATURE'S FIG BAR 6 BAKERY Raspberry NATURE'S RAO'S RAO - BAKERY FIG BAR RAO'S / / HOMEMADE / All Natural, Premium Raspberry REAL FRUIT & WHOLE GRAINS MARINARA PLANT NO HIGH FRUCTOSE BASED CORN SYRUP NET WT 24 OZ (1.5 LB) 6800 I mome 6-20ZTWN PACKS ВД NET WT 12 OZ (340g) 40 339 17K del 537K
James F. Thomas (of ID... @james_f_.. Jun 16 s ... after I stopped laughing, I got curious about how a bed-cooling system would work, so I started researching and I learned: 1) it's basically a glorified waterbed 2) the EightSleep subreddit is an addictive read. you cannot even begin to imagine all the ways this bed malfunctions Theo - t3.gg @theo Jun 16 Woke up because my Al controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane Jun 15 ... seeing someone write Fuck on a wall and crying we need batman.... i wish batman was real... E Subscribe G ... @ElijahSchaffer Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now Fuck 0:01 / 0:18 10:26 PM - Jun 14, 2025 5.6.7M Views 377 6.2K 10 del 64K
nat @sanjunipeross Jun 15 ... how it feels showing up to a place after they rejected ur job application because u shop or go there often GIF 46 3K 79K du 940K
O ... JoëlMatipFanClub @jmatipfanclub Jun 15 Hi, mate. Just a quick heads up that I believe you may be missing your head. Don't know if you're aware of this or not. @GhostlyFir . Jun 14 5 month progress w? 305 9K 239K del 7.9M
s Nikolaj @nikicaga Jun 14 ... Choosing to believe this is about Italians The Lectern Guy @lecternleader . Jun 14 Heading to a No Kings Rally. Wish me luck!! THEY ALL HAVE TO GO 91 1.3K 75K del 1.7M
dennis @dennismacelroy Jun 15 If I knew my son was going to whine nonstop about how hot the car is I would've turned the baby monitor off before I went inside yankee stadium 10 858 24K 402K
Keys @u_n_l_o_ck_e_d Jun 15 ... are you sure you want to close OneDrive buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life 120 11K 205K 3.4M
Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya Jun 16 ... Good. Because 9/10 the full honest version of you is one she would've never dealt with had she known from the start. And y'all know that, which is why you lie chapo @ahdebee Jun 15 being entirely honest with women will ruin you. they are not wired to handle honesty x.com/fimlex2/status... 121 5.6K 28K del 996K
@cryst6ls . 21h even though i i have a full time job... im still the unemployed friend deep down 10 2.2K 12K 255K
Culture Crave @CultureCrave Jun 17 ... George Clooney says his son has become a huge Batman fan I said to him, 'I was Batman' ... and he was like, 'not really' ... and I was like, 'you have no idea how right you are''' (via @etnow) 3.3K 425 96K del 4.3M
Mimi @lladymocha Jun 15 ... Just found out it dont matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work 168 36K 192K 3.8M
@omgsidewalks . Jun 15 ... 10:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today 109 31K 214K 3.7M
Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz. Jun 15 ... Pop Tingz So not you? DDG @PontiacMadeDDG Jun 15 happy father's day to all the active dads 100 worldwide 706 14K 192K 8.3M
@inathestallion Jun 15 S ... elle, the foodie honey from a tree is so funny George Bush is going to rot at the doors of hell Noire'd @KZ_Hasani.Jun 14 Replying to @IAmBen_E I saw honey for $16.99 today, and considered tapping a tree instead Il GIF 5.9K 62 83K del 2.2M
brandon @whybuddypregnan Jun 14 ... I would kill myself if it ever came to this Pariah The Doll @DollPariah Jun 12 I have to use my mom's number for dating apps because I've been banned from all of them 6:46 LTE Mommy now M Your Hinge code is 877428 Mommy > 79 6.3K 226K del 5.6M
sim @edibles_rex Jun 14 ... people are really out here fighting battles you know nothing about rain @flamebirddays . Jun 13 I AM SICK. SICK AND TIRED. OF DANNY FUCKING PHANTOM More Options Crossovers Include crossovers Exclude crossovers 157 15K 225K 4.8M
zade @zadtwt.J Jun 14 ... are 00 3M was doing the gnarly choreo in my mirror 1h ago Mom M what the fuck is going on up there? 54 4.3K 116K 1.8M
ethan @ethanjuiced Jun 17 .. you can just comment you two look nice on a photo of 3 people. it's free and legal 33 2.2K 47K 811K
barbarism critic @barbarismcrit - 16h G ... Get his ass....Tucker Carlson?? Drop IN Drop Site @DropSiteNews 17h Ted Cruz says he has no idea what the population or ethnic mix of Iran is. Не wants the US to help Israel bomb and destroy the country anyway. THE TUCKER 1:36 CARLSON SHOW 202 99K 4.2K del 3.2M
blithe spirit @emmkick 17h ... this was in the newspaper the week after the Watergate break-in, BY THE WAY Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmil... @JohnnyCallic... Apr 23, 2022 Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller June 23,1972 WHAT I'D LIKE TO BANK FOR ? BORROW TWO VISIT DOLLARS OUR LOAN DEPT. THE CIRCUS IS IN IT TOWN IS ? -ERNIE Tm Reg U S Pat Off -All rights reserved BUSHMILLER © 1972 by United Feature Syndicate Inc JUNE-23 17 581 15K 359K
no context memes @weirddalle 4h s ... SNA MP Comments X с ... You know who else was a Carpenter and was harshly judged by critics? 5.2K 76 replies 80 1.1K 29K 432K
jay @kendallhosseini - 1 19h s ... i was in the toy aisle with my nephew and saw a teddy bear that tells ai bedtime stories 4 111 3.9K 42K
Mia K. @miakhalifa Jun 17 ... the military just bought chatgpt btw. yes, I do think I'm better than you for having never used it SPECTATOR INDEX The Spectator Index @spectatorindex-Jun 16 JUST IN: OpenAl has won a $200 million contract with US Department of Defense 335 11K 85K 2.6M
wild bumper stickers @wildbumper . 23h O ... I BRAKE FOR GOTH GIRLS I WILL NOT BRAKE FOR KIDS TERS 13 890 17K 249K
i like food @messedupfoods - 11h O ... i now understand why ive been described as too much. this was genuinely how i reacted to fried pickles. 19 136 5.6K 54K
Zik @_Gottalovezik - Jun 16 ... First 2 drinks don't count if you have anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. 197 16K 153K 3.6M
jynx @jynxbby.2 22h i'm glad manslaughter is a crime men should never laugh 20 2K 20K 283K
bunny @fadedbunny 15h ... i love you so much but i'm not opening the reels you sent me for about 4 weeks 28 1.2K 9K 130K
Jessica (Ka) Burbank @JessicaLBurbank Jun 16 O ... When in his 13 years at the network do we think he realized this POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Jun 16 Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson calls the network propaganda used to manipulate elderly people. FOX NEWS channel 446 3.4K 89K del 1.6M
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bunny @fadedbunny.1 19h ... i wish i i had a crush on someone but i i like being mentally stable so i can't 8 816 4.9K 86K
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James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas __ Jun 16 ... after I stopped laughing, I got curious about how a bed-cooling system would work, so I started researching and I learned: 1) it's basically a glorified waterbed 2) the EightSleep subreddit is an addictive read. you cannot even begin to imagine all the ways this bed malfunctions Theo - t3.gg @theo Jun 16 Woke up because my Al controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical
marce @MarceAlgara 22h are u getting ur period god forbid i'm just evil 26 4.9K 22K 400K
Leonard @nisemarie_.2 22h ... I asked my bf what he gone do if Chris brown pull me on stage, he said idk how he gon do that from where we sitting 590 4.7K 57K 1.9M
yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti.1 18h G ... bushwick will never see allah's light Edna presents... FRIDAY B 06/20 RSVP 8:00PM 16) 6049 IN HAWK TUAEROPLANE OVER THE SEA E A pageant celebrating the dual legacies of UP Neutral Milk Hotel and Halley Welch 18 RSVP for Address (in Brooklyn) SCIOUS I DAN All proceeds go to Palestine Lopo! Ues AYOR 27 365 6K del 207K
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Luhaenten @luhaenten . 20h ... Realised I'm an active participant in my own suffering 12 2.5K 19K del 285K
trash jones @jzux 16h ... explaining to gen Z ghost-story-style how we used to upload 50 photos to facebook from one drunk saturday night 27 392 9.3K 162K
Out of Context Hum... @NoContextH... . 20h s ... BBC London @BBCLondonNews.2 2d ... DOG LONDON Have you noticed more people shoplifting in your area? ShopliftinEWS From bbc.co.uk 518 535 54 dil 1.6M luna @ImLunaHey yeah i saw the @britishmuseum take a few things 38 85 3.2K dJ 109K
reaching for cops gun in MRI @Hegelbon 21h John Fetterman sultrily singing Happy Birthday Mr President in a white slip before tripping and tumbling down seventy flights of stairs 28 568 10K 187K
natalie @nataliestwt .21h ... spending a bunch of money is kind of like cutting yourself for adults 50 3.5K 40K 714K
ale °+٠٤٥ 63 @stonedinurattic - 22h rage baiting him bcz it turns me on 55 4.4K 29K 613K
annika @femaleweezerfan - 17h ... my dad wasn't absent or present he was a secret third thing 113 5.3K 29K 475K
ale °+٠٤٥ 63 '+ @stonedinurattic.2 22h i now pronounce you bitch and loser 35 3K 18K 324K

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