22 Utterly Filthy Jokes to Slip Into Your Next Wedding Speech If You’re Nasty
Plug your ears, Aunt Gladys
Even if you know the groom would be cool with these spicy zingers, you have to take the rest of the guests into account. It’s what us pros call “reading the room.” Amateur funny folks make this mistake all the time, so we just want to warn you in case you want to slip one of these into your speech.
There’s a time and a place for everything, so these dirty, dirty jokes should most likely be reserved for last call at the reception.
Two Nuns Are Riding Their Bicycles Down A Cobblestone Road...
Two Deer Walk Out of A Gay Bar...
What Do You Get When You Mix Human DNA and Goat DNA?
What Did Cinderella Do When She Reached the Ball?
What’s the Difference Between An Enzyme and A Hormone?
What’s Six Inches Long, Hard As a Rock and Full of Semen?
They Say That During Sex You Burn Off As Many Calories As Running Eight Miles...
A Wife Says to Her Husband...
Two Sperm Are Swimming Side-by-Side...
Why Is Reverse Cowgirl Illegal in Alabama?
A Man Went to See A Lady of the Night...
A Farmer Comes Home Late One Night...
A Mormon Family Is on a Road Trip...
An Old Married Couple Are in Church One Sunday...
A Guy Comes Home With A Bouquet of Flowers for His Wife...
Jeff and His Wife Were Having A Hard Time Paying the Rent...
A Newlywed Couple Was Checking Into A Hotel...
A Naked Man Ran Past Two Old Ladies on the Street...
What’s the Difference Between Three Dicks and A Joke?
My Neighbors Recently Called Me A Pervert...
Two Flies Are Sitting on a Pile of Shit...
I Asked the Doctor How My Prostate Was Looking...
