27 Wild Things People Discovered in Their Homes

On one hand, when you move into a new apartment or house, you want to pretend that no one has ever been in there. You don’t want to think about the fact that you’re simply one in a long line of humans to crank out filth in your brand new bathroom. There’s also a bit of intrigue, though, knowing full lives have been lived adjacent to your breakfast nook.

Sometimes, you’ll even find physical remnants. Obviously, you’re always hoping for a future highlight on Antiques Roadshow, but those are few and far between. If you’re lucky, you’ll get some cool old photos or newspaper clippings. Less fortunate souls will dig up box after box of dildos and antiquated whacking material. 

Hear about discoveries of both the above and more in these Redditors’ stories of the weirdest finds they made after moving in somewhere new.