20 Times People Put Their Foot So Far in Their Mouth, It Came Out the Other End

If you’ve never lain awake at night, replaying a greatest hits clip show of all the dumbest things you’ve ever said on the back of your eyelids, how are you capitalizing on this talent? Self-help book? Motivational speaking circuit? At least a viral TikTok account? Seriously, you’ve figured out something no one else in the species has. Get that bag.

That said, some mistakes are definitely more egregious than others. Hindsight is 20/20 and all, but sometimes, it seems like none of y’all can hear yourself. There’s the occasional “you, too” when a server tells you to have a good meal, then there’s the things that escaped the brains of those who replied when user fullestStack asked r/AskReddit, “What’s something you said that was so horribly misunderstood, it still haunts you to this day?”