20 Times Someone Took a Situation Way Too Far

‘I hired a hacker’
20 Times Someone Took a Situation Way Too Far

Everyone has weird impulses. Maybe you have intrusive thoughts, like a maniacal little voice in your head telling you to jump whenever you walk across a bridge even though you’re an otherwise well-adjusted person. Maybe you can’t stop picking your nose when you think no one is watching. Maybe you just like to dance naked around your living room. Only God can judge you and Matthew McConaughey.

But sometimes, a harmless impulse quickly spirals out of control. You might start by dancing naked around your living room, but then it becomes every room, for four hours, and you left the windows open and the music up a little too loud. The next thing you know, you’re explaining to your neighbors exactly how many sets of maracas you own.

That’s more or less what happened to those who responded when user AverageSkyler asked r/AskReddit, “What moment made you say to yourself, ‘Okay, I’ve gone too far’?”

PStar7 8y ago I made four gmail accounts in one day.
 . 8y ago I spent $1800 on that kim kardashian phone game
An_Azelf . 8y ago I started playing stardew valley on Saturday...and then it was Wednesday.
Wolfenshire12 . 8y ago I hired a hacker to delete some youtube comments from people who talked shit about me.
BeloKure . 8y ago When i found myself arguing with a stranger in an online game at 10 am after staying up all night playing and eating.
AustinAuranymph 8y ago Passed out from dehydration and lacerated my head after drinking exclusively soda, from a trucker mug. Yeah, I had a caffeine problem.
CountEveryMoment 8y ago When I had a mental break down laying in the doorway of my room and the hall way because I couldn't find my English paper for college. I realized that I was stressing myself out way too much. Last time I took 9 classes in one semester.
 . 8y ago I love onions, I thought I could eat any amount of onions with a meal and it not be too much. I made myself a burger one day for lunch and put WAY too many onions on it and finally found my limit. I gagged like crazy after the first bite.
kikiwantshercookie . 8y ago I'm a huge germaphobe and hate dirty fabric more than anything (seriously watch a video of someone hitting a bus/train seat to churn up the dust) I scrubbed my carpet so hard the fibres started coming out. :/
viktor72 . 8y ago . Edited 8y ago When I was around 14 I stole my parent's credit card to buy flags on eBay. After probably the 50th flag they got suspicious about how I was getting all these flags so I realized I had to stop. I'm not sure how they didn't get suspicious earlier though.
deskwagemonkey . 8y ago I was cleaning my bookshelf and rearranging my books just this Thursday, and I thought, This is way too much books and I haven't even read most of them. I'm spending way too much to buy them, and I don't even make time to actually use it for its intended purpose, i.e., reading it instead of using it for display.
blehhhblooo . 8y ago I work at a small cafe where all the customers are regulars and get to know the staff quite well. There's one regular in particular who is so sweet, but for some reason thought my name was Hannah and instead of correcting him the first time I just pretended my name was Hannah for a few months... One day he must have figured it out because he asked me what my name was again. #awkward
indiegarbage 8y ago I love writing, a lot. I like to talk, I have a lot to say, and if I'm writing there's no pressure to shut up!! I'm taking a psych course online and literally last night I wrote an extra credit essay, only worth 12 points out a total 900 or so. I wrote five pages, before double space. Okay, I've gone too far Trimmed it down to three which really hurt my feelings but I knew I had to, so six pages double space. I had nine sources, including one from a find my grave website.
YesMostDays 8y ago Last summer a good friend of mine was always on tinder every time I would see him swiping on girls trying to get laid. A buddy of mine thought it would be a funny idea to make a fake tindr profile and try and match with him and basically just catfish him. We make a profile posing as some hot chick and actually manage to match with him and talk to him for 2 weeks, It was all fun and games until things started to get weird and sexual. Не proceeds to tell us what positions he
msscahlett 8y ago Mine isn't super exciting. But here goes: my son is 17 now so whenever Fallout 4 came out we went and bought it. Не likes having someone watch him play so I'd watched him play Fallout 3 (?) and really enjoyed the concept. So, we buy Fallout 4 and I help by looking stuff up on my phone as he gets stuck or as we need to find bobbleheads or trying to do whatever. In the end he and I were spending like 6-8 hours a day playing this game. Me just sitting there. My husband would
Redsox933 8y ago Edited 8y ago I was at a small rock club and some dude pushed me and without thinking I pushed him back. Turns out he had a friend and they were both bigger then me. My first thought was well fuck Then two even bigger guys magically appear behind me and said to the first two Do you have a problem with our friend? The first two guys quickly left, and after I profusely thanked the two giants they told me the saw the guy push me first for no reason. They thought the first two assholes
iggyoi 8y ago One time a group of us, poor students, were pre drinking. Classic hypothetical scenarios appear. Someone asks how much would you need to be paid to eat a spoon of shit someone in the group wanted to look big and said 20. Normally it would be laughed off, but instead I grabbed the money out my wallet and put it on the table. Не agreed that we should go on with the bet. Never has it been more apparent in my life, that I took it too far, than looking at the shocked faces of 20 close
deyounsc 8y ago I convinced all my coworkers I'm related to an older rockstar but that he's estranged from our family. We have the same last name, and I read up on his life to make it seem plausible. They completely believe me, have asked me to get tickets to his shows, and periodically bring up my uncle. There is no way out now.
Ayekee . 8y ago When I haven't slept in 4 days straight and I started seeing my ribs and I realized I was just living on soup and water. It was time to quit crystal meth.
 8y ago Edited 8y ago I've posted about this before, but I accidentally pretended that my wife was black for a while. Long story short, my wife and I are white. Our youngest son is adopted and is biracial (black/white). I started taking him to a majority black barbershop when he was around 2 because his hair started getting wild and our local barbers didn't seem to know how to cut it right. They were talking about something and said, Well, you would know since you're married to a black girl. just laughed and nodded. I should have explained

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