25 of the Worst Things People Have Done for Money

‘Janitor at a 24-hour truck stop. NEVER AGAIN!!!’
25 of the Worst Things People Have Done for Money

Money and personal morals are, frequently, inversely proportional in this world. There’s a reason that every company that actually helps people is labeled a “nonprofit” or “charity.” Money can make people do some highly questionable things, whether for the soul or the stomach.

In a thread on AskReddit, users shamefully volunteered some of the worst things they’ve ever done for cash. At first, it sounds like a depressing read, but it’ll likely make you feel better about your own low economic moments. After all, I’d sleep better knowing I ate a worm for 20 bucks than I would knowing I run a company based on, I don’t know, denying people life-saving healthcare.

Homeless_Alex. 1 1y ago I once drunkenly reached into a piss trough at a music festival when some rich sob threw two seperate 100$ bills in there to see who'd grab it. Little did he know I would have probably done it if it was 20s too lol.
. 1y ago | worked at a call center. It was the most degrading work I've ever done
lulu-bell 1y ago Participated in a study for lotion you rub on your boobs to make them bigger. Not even joking. For two months I had to rub this lotion twice a day and then once a week go to the clinic so someone could measure every aspect of my boobs. Not just size.... Distance between nipples, distance from Chin to nipple, circumference of them. It was so embarrassing and in the end I had the placebo! but I made $500 to pay my rent back in 2002!!!
1y ago Working on the active face of a landfill. To get to the work sites, you often times would have to navigate on foot through the active face aka where the trash is dumped. You can't comprehend all the sights and smells at once - too many shapes, colors, and stinking wet slop. So you look down at your feet. You plod carefully around hoping you don't slip and fall onto the garbage, which may stick you broken glass, needles, or rusty rebar if you were to be so careless. The municipal garbage is smelly but tolerable. Its really
KingBrave1 . 1y ago Telemarketing. Sold vacations over the phone so people would go to Destin, Florida and would have to sit and listen to salesman pitch timeshares. I feel dirty thinking about it.
No_Salad_68 . 1y ago | got paid to fuck a sex worker in front of her disabled client, who liked to watch. Two hour session and I'd walk away with $200. Once per month for about a year. It was in 1996, and | was a student, so it was good money.
HectorVK . 1y ago . Edited 1y ago Translated very erotic love letters one woman, who was cheating on her husband, wrote to and received from her lover in France.
No_Boss_3022 . 1y ago Edited 1y ago Cooked maggots I worked for a company that made natural pest control and natural animal feed. My job was to cook maggots for the natural bird feed they made. This was actually one of my favorite jobs to do for that company.
Straight-Extreme-966 1y ago I worked in a kangaroo skin tannery, grading kangaroo scrotum by size, for sorting into either pet food or for coin purses for tourists.... Roo ball bags stink and the ticks are massive.
TurnipEater . 1y ago . Edited 1y ago Let medical students practice genital and rectal exams on me. In fact I'm literally sitting here in my medical gown and waiting for the next student to come.
Kermit 38 . 1y ago I tested medications because I was in need. I will never do it again.
Inevitable_Professor . 1y ago Cleaned up the poop that had been smeared all over the men's restroom at the grocery store where | worked when I was 16. Zero PPE provided by the manger who told me Your the only other male working today and I'm not cleaning that up. Knowning what I know now, they should have brought in a hazardous waste crew to deal with it.
sleepyRN89 . 1y ago Am a nurse so I've cleaned up shit, piss, vomit, other bodily fluids. Gotten punched in the face, kicked, verbally assaulted... Also have provided post mortem care and medical treatment to genuinely bad people because it's part of my job (as in sex offenders, violent people, etc). Gotten spit at, pooped and peed on, coughed on intentionally. Wouldn't recommend it lol.
. 1y ago Suicide cleanup, which is part of my job
dj_spanmaster . 1y ago Pulled the liner out of my boss' horse pond. It was misery. Slogging in rank water up to my chest, water full of algae and decaying horse shit, in 100°F beating sun and 95% humidity and a persistent swarm of mosquitoes. Some got in my ears, eyes, and mouth as I worked. I stank of horse pond for a week.
Writer_feetlover . 1y ago Janitor at a 24 hour truck stop. NEVER AGAIN!!!
iceman92066 1y ago Ever wonder where the cheap mass produced eggs come from? Well they come from factory farms. Those factories have to be clean every day. Even though we clean them every day you could not feasibly clean everything every day. Do you know what happens when liquid egg seeps into a semi seal conduit day after day mixed with water? For 9 months? I do. I can tell you that it will no longer resemble anything like egg. It more closely resembles play dough. I can also tell you what it tastes like (not by choice) and it's
himynameiacaitlyn . 1y ago It was 2020 right before the pandemic. I went to an older man's house who I responded to on craigslist for a cleaning service. | didn't know it was like a secret kink post tho. I get over there and he made me lick all the handles in his home. Made $3000 though! Helped a lot.
Wormus 1y ago Walked out of a downtown Vegas casino, drunk at 3 AM with my boys. We have a long running inside joke with blue drinks. My buddy sees a half drank plastic cup of some sort of blue drink (with a straw), sitting on the curb. Не says I'll give you $100 to drink that. I did it on the spot with no hesitation. My wife later would later tell me that of all the things I could do in Vegas don't ever fucking do that again.
FirePit45 a 1y ago While deployed, my buddies chipped in $200 for me to eat a fly strip. An old fly strip, with flies. In Iraq. The stipulation was that | could use water, but I had to keep it down for at least an hour for it to count. | made it an hour and two minutes. The hardest part eating it was that fly strips have ridiculously sticky resin that makes eating them a huge challenge. My technique was to make little balls that I could swallow with copious water. I saw them all later.
MrMisanthrope411 . 1y ago Sold my body to the government (a.k.a joined the military).
. 1y ago Fight crackheads, drunks, and the mentally ill while they were actively dying for $7.50 an hour, while we ran on 48-96 hours with no sleep. Never working on ambulance again. Way too many people think it's okay to assault healthcare workers, we will press charges after you get beat. Yes, we have a right to defend ourselves even if you are dying, no we do not have to help you if you get more injured for your poor choices after assaulting us.
TheTuskQueen . 1y ago When we were kids, my brother said he would give me $10 if I drank a shot of soy sauce. 10/10 don't recommend.
TheObzfan . 1y ago I voiced a character for a furry porn game that never went public. It was commissioned by some rich dude but was cancelled before it finished. Paid me 200 euro for a handful of lines where I degraded myself as Princess Buttercock, who I presumed was bovine in nature.
LordButtworth . 1y ago 150 condoms This was just yesterday. I cleared out of a guy's sewer line.

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