20 of the Wildest Sex-Related Injuries Medical Professionals Have Ever Seen

‘Not sure if this counts, but I work in veterinary medicine…’
20 of the Wildest Sex-Related Injuries Medical Professionals Have Ever Seen

Even if you really took those PSAs from the ‘90s to heart and always practice safe sex, it’s just an inherently risky activity. We’re not talking about the usual diseases and pregnancy stuff either. All kinds of things can incur collateral damage in the pursuit of orgasm: broken hearts, broken furniture, broken credit ratings, etc.

There’s also broken genitals. When you’re mashing the most delicate part of your body against someone else’s, there’s a number of ways things can go from awesome to horrifying. That’s why one Redditor asked r/AskReddit, “Medical staff of Reddit, what is the worst sex accident you have seen on your watch?”

justryingtokeepup 6y ago Childbirth should be the obvious answer.
sleeptrouble 6y ago Well... A few deaths. Cardiac arrests during a session.
TXblindman . 6y ago I remember seeing an x-ray once of a buzz lightyear toy stuck in someones rectum, wings extended
6y ago Not that exciting, but a woman who orgasmed so hard she popped a blood vessel in her brain.
leclair63 . 6y ago . Edited 6y ago I work in mental health. I've had more than one chronic masturbators rub themselves raw
Bicarious . 6y ago It definitely needs to be said, that Icy-Hot is neither a lubricant, nor what you should put on/in either of your genitals.
baamonster 6y ago When I was a medic in the army, one of the soldier ripped his foreskin while having dry sex. Не had to get circumcised.
CrowEnthusiast . 6y ago Beer bottle used as dildo (opposite way you'd think) and it created a vacuum and boom inside out vagina.
Theheadandthefart . 6y ago Not sure if this counts, but I work in veterinary medicine. I've seen a bird that masturbated so aggressively (by clenching birdy kegels) that his anus prolapsed.
thumpngroove . 6y ago 00 Apple in a man's ass. When removed under anesthesia, it was noted to have a bite out of it. Wife admitted that was the game, for her to eat it while he was shitting it out. The end.
lightbluebicycle . 6y ago Not the worst but funny all the same... When I was working as an A&E doctor a woman came in on Valentine's Day, She had been masturbating with a frozen hot dog. During the act it had defrosted and now a load of mushy hot dog meat was stuck in her vagina. She wanted us to get it out.
AngryLittleGoblin 6y ago I used to work in an ER, this girl walked in the EMS door and it looked like a bad vampire movie. She was drenched in blood from the mouth down. All the nurses started to react to her. She just said it is not hers. Then the EMTs came in with her BF. Turns out road head ends badly in a crash.
piojitos . 6y ago I posted on another thread but it would have to be the lady that came in with her vagina split open down to her rectum. She claimed her boyfriend had done it with his hands. We werent sure if it had been an attack or a consensual thing gone awfully wrong ahe wouldnt say, lady needed surgery.
Sammystorm1 . 6y ago I work in surgery. There was a person who came into the operating room with a lacerated colon. They had managed to do this by shoving a glass bottle up their butt to get sexual pleasure. The bottle broke which shredded the inside of the colon and left me to help repair it and remove glass shards.
TrustMelAmADocter 6y ago Had a male patient use his wife's vibrator while she was out of town. Не ended up perforating his sigmoid colon and had to have urgent bowel surgery. After surgery, he hung his head and said, Well, that's going to be expensive.
JoshuaSonOfNun 6y ago Don't sleep with a cock ring over your dick and balls. Internal medicine and urology had a hoot with that case. Dude was lucky though, some wound care, antibiotics and IV fluids and he was still able to keep his penis and balls.
Forbidden_Donut503 . 6y ago Former paramedic of many years. Saw several fractured peni over the years. It was always the same story; skinny man on bottom, bigger girl on top, rough sex. One guy had his scrotum swell to the size of a cantaloupe from bleeding into the scrotal space. There's no bone in the penis to break, it's just what we call it, but the spongy tissue has lots of blood vessels.
UseUrMind . 6y ago 14yo male present to ER with 'penile injury' involving 'foreign object' removal... It was a pen cap. Не had shoved a pen cap into his urethra, and it got stuck. Imagine that... youre 14, chasing some incredible new thrills you've just discovered, and then... uh, mom? I need you to take me to the ER... Best part is, the same kid came back like two months later for the exact same thing.
JohnyUtah_ . 6y ago Not medical staff, but my mom was a nurse and has shared some of her more fucked up stories with me. One that sticks out is about this guy that was using the handle of a toilet plunger as a dildo for his ass. What he did was stick the suction part on the bottom of his bath tub, then he would straddle over the plunger with a foot on each side of the tub so he could lower himself up and down off of it. Well, one day he slipped.
Pathetic_paramedic 6y ago Edited 6y ago I'm late to the party but here's a funny one. A man in his late 40s comes into triage with abdominal pain. Не says it's the worst pain of his life. I don't usually believe people when they say that but this man made me believe. As I gather info for the doc and nurses in the back he tells me that he has to tell me something but I have to promise not to judge him. no problem my man, I get pain to collect info, not judge. Then he drops the missing

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