The 35 Weirdest Things People Discovered About Their Partner

‘She threw all of her daily contacts behind her headboard. There were like 300 of them back there’
The 35 Weirdest Things People Discovered About Their Partner

While most cold-addled folks may reach for tissues, handkerchiefs and toilet paper to cope with a stuffy nose, one Redditor recently discovered that their long-term S.O. isn’t most people. Upon coming down with a bad case of the sniffles, their partner turned their red nose up at Kleenex, instead whipping out a tried-and-true T-shirt — dubbed his “snot shirt” — to clear his stuffy sinuses. 

“He says it’s cheaper and softer than tissues,” they recalled of their stingier half’s snotty sick-day staple. 

This tissue-T-shirt truther is far from the only person to weird out their lover with their strange habits, though. Below are other bizarre secrets folks discovered about their partners, the wildest of which include tales of popcorn lettuce, zombie-like sleeping positions and eating Oreos via “slurry.”

WorldWideWig . 3mo ago Не will occasionally (usually when I'm not around to be appalled) eat dry tortellini straight out of the bag when he's reading in bed. Dry. Tortellini. 8.4K Reply ...
awkward_tttaco . 3mo ago My boyfriend sleep talks, yells, sings, and laughs. I've woken up in a panic thinking someone was breaking in because he had yelled at the top of his lungs WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE just to look over seconds later and see him with his eyes closed and mouth wide open 1.2K Reply ...
geek_the_greek 3то ago While I'm cooking, he insists on opening the goddamn oven MULTIPLE TIMES to check if it's ready. Makes me homicidal. 3.7K Reply ...
thekingofwintre . 3mo ago Не wanted to put all the cutlery just straight into a drawer without any divides between knives, forks and spoons. Just... All in there in a mess. 13K Reply ...
IlITechnician5828 3mo ago We were fixing to watch a movie and he wanted popcorn. Не said too bad we don't have any lettuce. I asked if he wanted a salad, he said No, I want popcorn and lettuce. Не said he never said anything at the movie theater because he always knows they never have lettuce. The man eats bites of lettuce and popcorn together. His whole family does. 3.7K Reply ...
Rag1ngRedHead . 3то ago Не sleeps like a vampire; sleeping on his back, with his arms straight by his sides or folded on his chest. Every. Single. Night. Some nights he doesn't even change his position at all. I was seriously concerned during the first couple of nights we slept in the same bed. 8.4K Reply ...
butt00why . 3mo ago . Edited 3mo ago In the middle of the night I will wake up to him having both of his arms straight in the air like a damn zombie. If I lay too close to him when he does this I get a surprise mammogram when he inevitably drops his arms down 11K Reply ...
aDi_19850722 . 3mo ago How every single cup of coffee is left 1/4 full around the apartment. 11K Reply ... + More replies
brooklynskyeee . 3mo ago Не set tons of alarms, but none actually wake him up. 6K Reply ... + More replies
 . 3mo ago She doesn't fully close cabinets or lids. She'll leave out a jar of anything (jelly, peanut butter, etc) and give the lid a quarter turn then call it a day. 1K Reply ... + More replies
inkseep1 . 3mo ago She has to have a kettle of water on the stove at all times. She rarely uses the kettle. It is in case the power goes out and the well pump stops. We have city water service. 2.1K Reply ...
HonestyMash . . 3mo ago The amount of times she gets up in the night to pee 3.7K Reply ... + More replies
MrRGG 3mo ago Evidently there is a right way and a wrong way to fold towels. 6.6K Reply ... + More replies
 3mo ago Doesn't dry using towel and instead naturally air dries 1.8K Reply ... + More replies
MrdnBrd19 . 3то ago She eats Oreos by taking a tall glass and filling it about three quarters full of the cookies then she fills the glass with milk. She then waits about 5-10 minutes stirs it all into a slurry and eats it like a soup. 294 Reply ...
Kavrae a 3mo ago Most of these top discoveries are negatives, so I'm going to add a positive : she is capable of reversing her sleep schedule as needed. I've had the same sleep schedule for decades and she just... makes up new ones when needed. 794 Reply ...
OldFun9706 3mo ago Не wakes up every night to find something to eat from the fridge while half asleep.. And drops food all the way from the fridge back to bed. And sometimes leaves cutlery in the fridge 1.9K Reply ...
spacecadetpep 3mo ago (ex) but it blew my mind that he was 37ish and still didn't have a spot or home for his keys & wallet when he got home from work or wherever. Не just randomly placed them in two separate random spots... Never the same spot... Panic ensued every single morning...Wild 474 Reply ...
Eliyrian . 3mo ago . Edited 3mo ago That it's apparently totally normal to leave EVERY CUPBOARD OPEN. I love her more than life but man is it annoying. edit: yes she has adhd, we both do! 5.7K Reply ...
 . 3mo ago How much of the housekeeping and maintenance at his place (group house) was being done by his housemates. His parents taught him nothing. 811 Reply ...
Pleasant-Finish8892 . 3mo ago She doesn't talk in her sleep but she hums. Sometimes I can make out the tune. Last night it was Pink Pony Club. 1.6K Reply ... + More replies
Ok-Spare-2342 . 3то ago My husband saves boxes because it's a good box.-it's like he's somebody's grandma. 181 Reply ... + More replies
KK_Tipton . 3mo ago That my husband has been mispronouncing his own last name for his entire life. His mother says it differently than he does, and his paternal grandmother said it differently than he did. So I joke that I have a variable last name. 741 Reply ...
irish2685 . 3то ago The amount of hair. Everywhere. Stuck to everything. I don't know how women aren't bald with the amount of hair they shed. 158 Reply ...
Lil_boba4 . . 3mo ago After washing the dishes he goes to the bathroom and washes his hand. Both the kitchen and bathroom have hand soap. 1K Reply ...
Big-Bruizzer . 3mo ago She leaves small amounts of food in their containers instead of finishing them off. Cereal, chips, milk, etc. it's infuriating. Putting up with it for 18 years. Not worth fighting over. I know that if I really want something to eat, I expect it not to have a servings worth before I open it. And, once she gets it that low, she won't finish it off. I either finish it or throw it away. 566 Reply ...
MrsAnthropy 3mo ago This was in the '90s. Не only had three CDs in his living room. I asked where the rest of his music was. Не said he didn't own any more because he doesn't really like music. How had this topic never come up before?? 916 Reply ...
LiveSlay 3то ago That the entire family over estimate their hunger all the time.. always fill the plate to the brim with food, eat only the half and leave the plate near the sink without even disposing the left over food. disgusting to look at those plates. entire family. not just the partner. 621 Reply ...
scookc00 . 3mo ago She uses Bing. Like WTAF. Almost called off our wedding 266 Reply ... + More replies
excellent-... . 3mo ago 0 Edited 3mo ago Не farts non stop. Just won't fucking stop. I call him my little gas station. Edit - Y'all are taking this way too serious in the replies. Go play proctologist somewhere else. 2.8K Reply ...
DeiselXBurna . 3mo ago The snot shirt. When he gets any kind of respiratory sickness he takes a shirt out and puts it on his night stand and blows his nose in it during the night. Не says it's cheaper and softer than tissues. 580 Reply ...
brandonsalgado . 3mo ago She cries when she poops. By cry I mean she seriously sheds a good tear 466 Reply ... + More replies
PuzzleheadedAge6561 . 3mo ago How if he could, he would remain naked for entirety of the day. 288 Reply ... + More replies
RealLochNessie в 3mo ago We have a shoe rack. Не has never used it. Не prefers instead to discard his shoes in a semicircle around the front door like a booby trap for me, his incredibly clumsy fiancée. I love him even though my life is constantly at risk. 281 Reply ...
Due-Meal-8760 . 3то ago She threw all of her daily contacts behind her headboard and I don't think she ever intended on cleaning them up because there were like 300 of them back there. 254 Reply ... + More replies

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