The 32 Weirdest Things People Did As Kids

‘Serial dirt-eater here’
The 32 Weirdest Things People Did As Kids

As any exasperated toddler parent can attest, potty training is no easy task. Defined by gross messes, frantic sprints to the bathroom and a whole lot of bribery, these Herculean efforts were no match for one Redditor, who looked to their pup — rather than mom and dad — when they had to go. 

“I took a shit on the lawn because I wanted to be like my dog,” they recalled of their out-of-bathroom disaster. 

Below, you’ll find other weird things Redditors did as kids, the most bizarre of which include “executing” stuffed animals, beefing with a chicken and eating butter straight from the box.

12:24 w p1tch-dark_ 3y ago Hear me out. I used to scribble my goldfish crackers in different colored markers and eat them thinking I would get powers depending on the ones I ate. I don't even know how I didn't get sick. 133 ...
Fatyoshi123467 . : 3y ago I took a shit on the lawn because i wanted to be like my dog 228 ... + More replies
SMRTFireGuy 3y ago I used to eat tulip stems. My mom would get so mad cause I would eat all her flowers. Didn't have to worry about rabbits, just me. I would also eat chapstick. Not sure why. 218 ...
noecrrr . 3y ago I peed on a chicken because it pooped on me the day before 355 ... + More replies
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN . 3y ago I ate dog biscuits. I seem to recall quite liking them. 158 ... + More replies
ZakTSK 3y ago I used to lay on my bed and put my feet on the wall telling stories to myself and pretending like they were puppets. 140 ...
TesticleMayhem 3y ago tried to chop up my fruit loops with a mirror, I got the idea from Metallica's Master of Puppets. One of the verses he says Chop your breakfast on a mirror. Sounded like a good idea to me. 242 ...
Natural-School5690 . 3y ago Serial dirt eater here. 95 ... + More replies
 3y ago I had a doll which was just an empty 2L Coca Cola bottle and I drew a happy face on him and every other day I'd throw him a little birthday party and fill him with a little bit more water, so he'd get heavier. This went on for a while, but when he was completely full of water, on his birthday I'd start pouring a little bit out. Long story short, when I tipped out the last drop, I threw him a funeral. 91 ...
Jeraldfrog . 3y ago Had a rivalry with a turkey 50 ... + More replies
Citrine_Bee . 3y ago I used to hang my toys executioner style off the top of my bunk bed. Like read them their last rites/tell them the crimes they committed and they'd be like begging me to spare them before I showed them no mercy and pushed them off. And no I didn't turn out a psycho, I can't even kill insects.
W SHOW OF MINE ME YOUR SUNSOM mattmurdick . 3y ago Watched too much of the gummy bears show and once just slammed my butt down on the ground thinking i i would just bounce. Smh talk about ouch. 44 ...
Izzynivy . 3y ago I used to play on my trampoline 24/7 with a friend. My mom was scared as I invited this friend Jade inside. The truth is I had no friend I was talking to nothing. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic now:) 25 ...
WholesomeOrganicOats 3y ago When I was a kid, I use to sleep with ear swabs daily and would wake up with it gone. My reasoning was the swabs would absorb all the earwax. I thank my mom for taking them off me when she came home from her graveyard shift. I realized how dangerous it could be to stab my eardrum like that.
 . Зу ago Graffiti my name backwards, on my own house, unknowing to me, my parents could read my name backwards... 18 ...
lavamcp ® 3y ago I started walking backwards walking home from school one afternoon. Some girls 20-25 years old pulled up next to me in her car and asked why. I said I wasn't sure. She called me a weirdo and drove off. Could've been the beginning of knowing I was a little off 51 ...
ThePhoenixBird2022 . 3y ago I started to sleep wedged between furniture and the walls. Mum used to freak out thinking I was going to suffocate. I just thought if was comfy and nice and cool during summer. 17 ...
Salty-Philos... . 3y ago . Edited 3y ago I had this action figure from Dragon Ball Z and it was a shirtless Goku one. But little me didn't know the word 'shirtless' so I would go around saying that he was half naked, half man. edited for grammar 36 ...
ctrlbeat . 3y ago . Edited 3y ago whenever i drank juice, i would store it in my mouth then spit it back into my cup because i thought that'd make it last longer.. technically = wasn't wrong 37 ...
MotherOfBo... 3y ago . Edited 3y ago My dad used to take me to botanical gardens when I was a kid. One time I found a glass snake, picked it up and excitedly ran over to a couple of women standing nearby to show them. They screamed and panicked. I did not understand why they were so distraught 36 ...
 . 3y ago Played with fire. I was a mini-pyro maniac. Oh yeah and kept earthworms in my pants so I could play with them later 24 ...
BUTTDO ButtDonaldsHappyMeal . 3y ago I'd take the left over minty dust from a tin of mints and gently dab it in my eyes. 35 ...
hermienlegrange . . 3y ago I was so terrified of our house burning down that I had a go-bag packed and ready 10 ...
OICheese 3y ago I made fake cat poops out of clay and hid them in the couch. Then I discovered them and reported it to my mum! I never told anyone until maybe last year when I randomly remembered it. 16 ...
Funny-Possession-283 . 3y ago I'd go out in the rain at night get all wet and then sneak back into my fully air conditioned room (I wanted to see what it felt like to be homeless and in the rain) 8 ...
 . 3 3y ago pissed on an electric fence because a friend dared me to. 15 ... + More replies
After_Teach_3239 • . 3y ago I ate a lot of chapstick. Recently my friend told me that years ago he walked in on me chomping down on chapstick and I was like I got caught by YOU aswell. 14 ...
MissNatdah 3y ago I ate butter from the box. I've always craved salty/savoury snacks ans the butter had salt in it. Of course I ended up puking. To this day I don't put butter on my bread. I hated it when my mom made bread with butter and then jam, and the butter would show through the jam. Ugh. Butter before a spready topping is unnecessary, but after my butter eating episode it just wasn't appetizing at all...
TheMelatoninUser . 3y ago found a live un used bullet camping and thought it was a good idea to bring it with me where i went and kept it in a luigi stuffy (i was like 7) 13 ...
Medysus C 3y ago I ate my arm hair, sucked on my shoulder/upper arm so much I left marks and threw coat hangers under the bed after playing with them like dolls. I also stuck a tv cord in my mouth repeatedly even though it made my mouth uncomfortably tingly. 10 ...
Arson_R4t . 3 3y ago I ate deodorant regularly until my mom found me eating if and said Thats where the deodorant been going! 9 ...
Flat-Bunch2350 . 3y ago Used glue stick as lip balm 8 ...

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