35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, May 19, 2025
Even as Homer and Marge Simpson’s decades-spanning marriage has famously survived EPA beef, runaway monorails and a brief stint into the third dimension, the Springfield matriarch, like all of us, isn’t immune to a celebrity crush.
On Sunday’s season finale, Simpsons fans discovered that the rules of wedded matrimony don’t necessarily apply to the afterlife, learning that upon her eventual death, Marge will say “I do” all over again — but not to Homer. “I’m just so glad we’re allowed to marry different people in heaven,” she explained before planting a smooch on her new heavenly hubby: The Beatles’ Ringo Starr.
Back down on Earth, scientists at NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies have found themselves asking, “What’s the deal with this eviction notice?”after discovering that they’ll soon be booted from their sitcom-famous NYC headquarters. Located above Tom’s Restaurant — which Seinfeld fans may recognize as the exterior of Monk’s Café — these scientists are leaving their home of “nearly six decades,” as a result of “a Trump administration cost-cutting push,” per the New York Times.
“There is no logic behind this,” one scientist said of the move, which will hinder their research into climate change, planets and other important topics best left un-condensed by “yada yadas.”
Even with all this bad news, there are still a whole lot of hilarious tweets to smile about today. The funniest include those about Slenderman’s bush, yap-sesh NDAs and how to truly have your cake and eat it, too.
