49 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 12, 2025
Being the Pope’s brother doesn’t shield you from getting roasted to Hell and back.
Earlier this week, noted Chicago-born Catholic John Mulaney had a few thoughts to share about Louis Prevost, Pope Leo XIV’s anti-woke brother that reporters insist on continuing to interview. “Enough with this fuckin’ guy, this Chicago guy on his porch,” Mulaney ranted on his late-night talk show, noting that Prevost has “no charisma,” and that each interview “looks like the reveal at the end of an episode of Catfish.”
“Hey, imagine there was a dude that’s suuuper boring, and he prays all day, and he has no life, and he’s never had sex,” Mulaney continued. “Hey, wanna meet his brother?”
As the Papal family joins hands and prays that they recover from the burns of a lifetime, posters on the Timeline are delivering their roasts to less holy figures. This week’s most scathing insults take aim at ‘60s musicians, people who are easy to rob and the residents of San Francisco.
