36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 16, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, May 16, 2025

As we set our sights on the weekend, David Zaslav is zeroing in on which animated institution he can ruin next.

The Warner Bros. Discovery CEO has already enacted Judge Doom-style punishments on Looney Tunes projects as well as all but murdered the muppets of Sesame Street, and according to a report from Axiosthe company is now “disinvesting” from Cartoon Network — just months after shuttering Cartoon Network Studios. It’s unclear what exactly will happen in coming months, but it seems Zaslav is comfortable in his role as CEO and Grim Reaper of everything containing an ounce of whimsy or childlike wonder.

While you hypothesize about Zaslav’s vendetta on everything wholesome, twiddle your thumbs and attempt to explain profit margins to your child, take solace in the fact that at least one beloved animated series will seemingly last forever. On the heels of a four-season renewal, showrunner Matt Selman explained that while there’s “no plan” with regard to where The Simpsons will go, there’s plenty of room for the Springfield characters to grow, citing plans for “emotional storytelling” and “comedic biodiversity” that will flourish throughout the Simpson family and spread throughout the town. 

The Twitter timeline definitely knows a little something about emotional storytelling, and we’ve gathered the funniest posts to share with you. Today’s best involve a friend with benefits request, a common cashier fantasy and a mascot who’s here to help.

Ipallas @amazonmilkfrog 21h ... the suburbs are gonna kill me, aren't they 16 min 1h 29m 1h 34m 54 258 9.8K 116K
diva @jai1aa . 22h ... And the bitch not even hilarious The King of Reads @TheKingofReads . N May 15 Jess Hilarious is one disgusting individual. 43 1.2K 8.1K 246K
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 18h ... Is this the single most influential online Star Wars post in history gomjabbar Follow every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like OMG Glup Shitto is back ,, 28,240 notes 58 2.4K 53K 753K
natalie @nataliestwt . May 15 ... we all have that one cashier we've imagined spending the rest of our lives with 25 305 3.4K 65K
grace @gracesftdt 17h ... got revenge today for something that happened to me in 2017 GIF 27 940 19K del 241K
liv @mockingjays May 15 ... Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies.. just get so passionate about feminism 109 7.5K 88K del 2M
@euphorichours. 21h G ... EXIT SICH YORK NET DHAM OF 6 NIVERSITY 29 961 10K del 133K
100%HATERPROOF @MajorsDaddy_35 6h ... Ya lawyer and ya uncle Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369 . 16h SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE OF A COKE HEAD & A CRACKHEAD 88 2.1K 7.7K 299K
@senpaichai . 16h O ... chy. In this order? CHICKEN FINGERS PALM READINGS HAND JOBS KNUCKLE SANDWICH 37 1.3K 20K del 263K
venus G @lotusanji 22h ... we're solving this problem today. ASOUTHERN CULIMARE Taste & South TRIPLE CHEDDAR PIMENTO CHEESE ABLENDOR ACAD CHEDDAR Carbonara 3 1998 yogi amyang DOCTOR RECOMMENDED Blackberry Apple Cider Digestive Awakening Buldak Dulcolax TO WITH SUPPORT APPLE HEALTHY DIGESTION Bisacodyl (USP)5 B CIDER VINEGAR OVERNIGHT Artificial Spicy Spicy Ramen Chicken Flavor LAXATIVE Effective predictable constipation rellef 6 CAFFEINE FREE RELIEF IN 6-12 HOURS TABLETA MARAAL SUPPLEMENT 16 TEA BAGS NET - NON CON USDA ORGANIC Premium Character 58 OZ (130g) Marlboro 100's SMOOTH ORIGINAL FLAVOR venus @lotusanji May 14 i don't have time to talk about ace i havent taken a shit
moesha @yunclesage May 15 ... I just need folks to be so serious about what celebrities they think sold their soul wtf satan gone do with DRUSKI soul?? 18 566 2.2K 129K
berry @berry_gatherer 14h ... My 12 year old brother heard the national anthem and said out loud white people when there's coleslaw and I tried my absolute hardest to keep it together 64 8.7K 114K 1.1M
O ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt. 22h المملكة 4:06 Creep - Radiohead (cover) by request PlasmaMasterDon 35K views.2 years ago YOUTUBE'S HIDDEN PREDATOR 14:56 YouTube's Hidden Predator 150 9.6K 210K del 3.6M
s ... mama zaku @ZinZaku May 15 i feel like shit, me boy 147 1 2.2K del 26K
s ... Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes May 15 Top 2 or 3 Christopher Moltisanti moment for sure You were saying she had a nice ass. I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend. 29 528 7.7K del 235K
G ... crack addicted whore @moigleoigletroy 15h I need a friend wit benefits... .. Not SEXUALLY im talking bout BRAINSTORMING 42 28K 4.2K del 409K
film twt gains @FILMGAINS - May 15 ... being a non-practicing cinephile: have you seen this? omg i heard so much about it, people loveee it!! but no, it's on my watchlist.. 96 10K 72K 1M
dropchris1000 @dropchrismurphy. 21h ... real? IGN @IGN May 15 The Pokémon Fossil Museum is bringing real and fake Pokémon fossils to the U.S. next year. bit.ly/3GY2qgJ 2 94 2.5K del 60K
#1yankee arsenal knickfan (Je... @happyt... 20h ... Adolf Hiter: We must eradicate them all Shannon Sharpe: Hehehehe Now Hit you gone get me in trouble now! All this Jew talk come on Hit! 321 7.3K 65K 3M
A s Blooper @BlooperBraves May 15 ... answering only because it's been asked, i also serve divorce papers upon request Blooper A @BlooperBraves • May 15 now offering: Gender Reveals Wellstar xfinity QUIKRETE EQUIFAX BLOOPE SAYA LIDIES 1:26 56 65K 3.4K del 1.6M
s ... lina @evermoresivy May 15 how i feel listening to albums i used to love at 14/15 GIF 98 18K 1.3M 144K
@sonohoor. May 15 ... not to sound like a slut, but i'd carry the extra weight when the days are too heavy for you 46 3.5K 21K 394K
helly r lockdown @bloodanya May 14 ... 3 consecutive slops in her filmography girl FIRE ur agent cob @sillierdeadite. May 14 Hurry Up Tomorrow: Soulless, exhausting, forced. Essentially a feature length commercial for the album. All style, no substance. Not even Jenna Ortega dancing to Blinding Lights could save this self-insistent slop. 179 3.8K 117K 5.5M
@user000000.20h S ... Learn why people trust wikiHow EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS » HAPPINESS How To Be Happy wikiHow 1. Pass Away 164 39K 80K del 2.3M
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden 21h ... Motivational speakers: There's a tiger in you. Meanwhile the tiger in me: 92 7.4K 52K del 1M
O MC Squared @mcsquared34 May 15 ... Jesse Case ... @jessecase The news is always like: America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free. 56 7.8K 119K 979K
@sweetblue7777.20h s ... just ordered coffee from a barista wearing this ring in LA = CHROME WORLD CHROME HEARTS DOUBLE FLORAL RING $1,253 $2,086 41 347 13K del 196K
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss. May 15 ... when the plans get slightly changed and i have to pretend im not about to tweak out 2.6K 11 17K ilst 246K
Page @Vampuppy_Page May 15 ... Genuinely I went to an all boys school and there was one girl in the whole school and she was in our year group and no one really knew why she was there. 14 @ladybirdorwtv-May م و Why would a girl be sent to an all boys school x.com/wilsqnsheart/s... 52 1.2K 53K 934K
G ... janos sometimes designs @janosgfx. 20h this fucking picture has me in stitches WHAT could possibly make him do this face and HOW did he make it LMAOOOO 12 2K 41K 898K
Words @itswords_. May 15 S ... hey fuck i'm so clingy 7.1K 69 31K 560K
cathy @catherinebouris May 15 ... i i love linkedin Suggested ... X Erica Adams 3rd+ + Follow Senior Social Content & Commun... 5d I know what skibidi means, and if you're in marketing, you should too. ...more 180 comments 0 51 reposts 1,225 8 358 6.9K del 150K
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman • May 15 ... What if Bob Saget's last name started with an F? Like instead of Bob Saget he was Bob Franklin 53 983 16K 365K
Dulsè @JadeDaGem 22h ... we was never supposed to have this much access to stupid ppl's thoughts 156 12K 38K 790K
@ppyowna May 15 ... real 2020 me thinking that was the worst my life could get me literally every year after that 53 17K 79K del 1.2M
mor @moristiko 18h ... THEM one sided situationships HAVE U GOOGLING SHIT LIKE HOW TO STAY STRONG 6 509 5.5K del 63K

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