57 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of May 12, 2025

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57 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of May 12, 2025

In revisiting the week that was, it seems all roads lead back to Saturday night.

The end of SNL’s 50th season marks a less-than-celebratory milestone for the sketch comedy series: It’s now been 30 years since Nora Dunn boycotted Andrew Dice Clay’s hosting stint. And while she can’t stop facing the fallout she endured as a result of taking a stand, it seems that Saturday Night Live would rather forget her — and the incident — altogether. “I was seated at the 50th anniversary in the last row in the studio. I wasn’t asked to be in anything,” Dunn told Cracked’s Brian VanHooker. “And, in the montage of the year that I was on, I was not in it at all.”

In an attempt to be the bigger person, Dunn walked over to SNL boss Lorne Michaels at the end of the anniversary special and attempted to mend fences. “I went up, and I said, ‘Lorne Michaels’ and hugged him and I said, ‘Fifty years, good work.’ He just said, ‘Yeah,’ and he walked away. I went, ‘Now that’s a petty man.’”

While some of the scenes out of 30 Rock seem cut-and-dried, other news is pure speculation. Earlier this week, Michael Che continued to jokingly fan the flames of rumors that this season will be Colin Jost’s last. Taking to Instagram to roast Jost once again, Che posted a series of stories about his Weekend Update cohost’s rumored departure with “fingers crossed” emojis, along with a screenshot of a likely fake text where he wrote to Jost, “Not sure if youre really thinking about leaving snl, but the fans and i think you should,” ending the conversation with “do what u think is right tho.”

On the topic of doing the right thing, it would be wrong for us to keep these hilarious tweets from you. This week’s funniest posts involved an outfit worth gatekeeping, problems for a therapist in the 1800s and a perfect wedding prank.

Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC May 11 ... Somebody just sent me this. All I can say is tough shit. Welcome to The Real World. No refunds. This movie was like... 95 percent advertised with just this scene, and it was like... not even two minutes long. You can talk! Booklar - And I can sing. 185 549 16K del 1M
regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen . May 11 s ... you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn 73 5.3K 55K 958K
cory @coolmathgame_ . May 11 ... me: i swear i wasn't there the night of the murder. i was at home cranking my shit cop: dude you're not even a suspect i don't need to know that me: i was straight up jacking my shit off that night 52 5.5K 80K del 1.4M
O ... trout mask (original) @BranPuffin May 10 Turn around EVA LONGORIA SEARCHING FOR SPAIN 22 292 6.6K 147K
harlan @morepain4harlan May 11 O ... how it feels to say some would argue when i'm the some who would argue 34K 317K del 4.8M 160
Reily @reilyl_ May 11 ... idc > Hide story from 61 people Hide your story and live videos from specific people. > Close friends 3 people Share your story only with specific people. 21 429 5.5K del 96K
meeka @MeekyBlinders May 11 ... my dad just told me he's going to pull a prank by acting completely normal at my brother's wedding 60 2.5K 150K del 2.4M
shirt @waivemyfee May 11 ... can you mix benadryl and alcohol can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on 66 5.4K 81K 1.6M
miss chad @laurenposting. May 11 ... Because of Big Protein Bad Bitches Now Eat Like Rottweilers 13 2.2K 27K 679K
Robes Pierre @itsflanagain May 11 ... Love that we're just redoing tumblr on here apparently laura j. brown @laurjbrown . May 10 go to hell is boring. i hope the film adaptation of one of your favorite books has a shit cast is real. it's terrifying. it's possible. 24 1.1K 29K 594K
tia @tiadeeznuts May 11 O ... ladies, is it a turn-off when a guy has a little bit of pee on his underwear!? Not a lot, like a nickel-sized amount from when he peed sitting down in the bar bathroom and then when he stood up and pulled up his pants, a little more came out. There was truly nothing he could do!! it wasn't his fault. 255 6K 141K 4.9M
Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed May 11 ... a Boeing, you say Breaking News now President Trump plans to accept a luxury Boeing 747 from Qatar that he will use as Air Force One and will keep using after he leaves office. 170 2.8K 80K 1.6M
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford May 11 O ... Sadly wrong. This will be a mere footnote in cinnamon roll history. X Cuisines @XWorldCuisines May 10 Now this is a game changer in the cinnamon roll world 0:14 35 847 36K del 1M
Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5. May 12 ... ЯЗТТАЯ In It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name 300 30 for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not 2.4K 22K 394K 15M
s ... Jake @JacobJohnHoward May 11 Vintage Americana 2م USA S EUR 3 MADE SHEIN CHINA V 2nd STREET 28 471 del 234K 10K
brian @brianonhere May 12 ... circulated meeting notes to a client after a call and she wrote back like Wow these notes are really good! Which Al are you using?? We're trying to decide which one to use in our office! its called paying attention lady. its called brainpower. 97 5.6K 127K 1.5M
O ... mijita @mijitax3 May 11 all this discourse about what women wear at the gym I literally watched a man's balls fall out his shorts while he was on the stairmaster today II GIF 190 4.5K 141K del 1.7M
@starrchildx May 11 G ... LMFAO00000000000000000 How people in medication commercials be dancing when over 200 fatal side effects are being listed 516 29K del 5.7M 286K
lesbian mothman @verysmallriver . May 11 ... it's crazy how doing laundry isn't even that difficult except for it being the hardest thing in the world 43 6.9K 84K 1.3M
meg @casual_meg May 12 ... hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS 227 13K 274K 3.8M
O ryan @OhItsRyan May 11 ... Turning on Lady Gaga music videos in the living room and then robbing them while they're all distracted. a @azzurrochurro May 11 You walk into a party and see this. Wyd? 12.8K 65 3.3K 70K 1.8M
violet @daintysloth May 12 i'm actually obsessed with how the younger generations don't give a fuck about their jobs. recently i was checking out at thrift store and the guy was like should I i just quit rn? i i mean yeah 568 14K 393K del 7.1M
becca @mechafartzilla May 12 O ... hey guys VAGINA NOT WHAT I'M CALLED 175 15K 162K del 2.8M
danial @feeIcompIete May 12 matcha kind of turning into lean for white people 99 5.4K 57K 1.3M
Reduced reduced cashew milk @anvyrd . May 12 ... Cashew Milk - - I hate how in the gc everyone else's message is on the left and you're stuck there all alone on the right I never really felt like I belonged 51 6.4K 86K 1.2M
Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri. N May 13 s ... New baseball movie idea: Dark comedy where a banned player fakes his own death because he's desperate to see if he'll make the Hall of Fame 55 276 7.3K 257K
Dean @DeanJoannou May 12 ... buyest is insane 9 @xJx17x. May 12 Replying to @TheHoopCentral Had to injure Tatum to win. Only buyest Knicks fans will disagree. 63 1.2K 33K 1.6M
joey @lifelsapendulum May 13 ... Said 'slay' in a session and the child said why are you saying slay you are literally 36 years old GIF 49 1.4K 68K del 777K
kesha @KeshaRose May 13 ... Not a joke People People @people May 13 Kesha Jokes She Wants 'At Least 40 Husbands': 'Maybe a Couple Sugar Daddies' people.com/kesha-jokes-sh... 378 3.1K 62K 1.6M
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L May 13 ... pointed at the pilot and asked the co-pilot does he listen to you before I got on my flight today 37 1.6K 44K del 1.1M
kate @havanasrose May 13 ... ayo edebiri stuns after being served terrible flat white butch lisa vanderpump @tmhjess May 13 DYKE Just made Ayo Edebiri the worst flat white I've ever made. Espresso pulled GIF short. Think it was accidentally decaf. Milk way too foamy. Didn't take my iron pill so hands were shaking like a ... 3 1.6K 74K del 1.1M
Dok @Dok845 May 13 ... Put more humans in the meat #PutMoreHumanslnTheMeat Professor Shit @BigSkibidiRizz - May 13 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPa... -18h s ... IP JUST IN-McDonald's announces a plan to hire 375,000 employees across the U.S. this summer-NBC 116 327 1.2K 105K Kathy Follow @kwright412 Quit putting humans in your meat. @McDonalds 8:43PM 5/12/25. 58 Views 1 1 1.2K 13K 11 247K
Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart+May 13 ... There should be hot snow that burns the fuck outta you in the Summer 22 315 3.8K 56K
Jefè @Richkid_life . May 14 ... Lovel TITTO I know what this tweet mean. I wish you healing Ski V @ski_824 - May 14 Jesus Christ Brooklyn is small as shit lol 57 1.2K 15K 865K
Nathan I صدر @nfriedmanmusic May 13 ... My favourite of these was in my copy of Dubliners, Catholic was underlined with Irish religion written in the margin Z.H. @BurialMagazine May 12 reading a used book, which-based on its underlinings/the notes in its margins/-was previously owned by one of america's stupidest people 25 784 18K del 527K
bugo. @neetaeniate May 14 ... LIE ON BELLY LIE ON BACK ATTEMPT SUICIDE SUGGEST SEX 155 13K 151K del 2.2M
Errai @errai . May 11 (to 1800s therapist) My horse hates me 13 1.2K 11K del 148K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 . 1 18h ... having a pretty rough day. if all the celebrities recorded themselves singing the song Imagine and sent it to me i would feel a million times better 3 560 13K 148K
breakfast @ouchowwie . 22h ... saying ur in an open relationship when neither of yall fuck other people is crazy like your relationship is slightly ajar at best 10 504 12K 179K
Jenni @hashjenni 21h O ... Parents: back in our days we didn't go to therapy Me, fighting the urge to say It shows 72 10K 76K del 908K
tia @tiadeeznuts . 17h ... sometimes i say and i've always said this when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry 29 2.1K 23K 329K
@ManMil... . 14h G ... Images That Make You Feel P... sybil grimalkin ... @joblessthursday Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 1d It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism 14 1.2K 18K del 166K
ash @heythatsmeash . 14h ... *on a date* godddd I wish I had an exoskeleton. What do you think you're gonna order 387 4K 42K
Rebecca @RebeccaChasen 13h ... IT WORKED Rebecca @RebeccaChasen 20h This girl on TikTok is reverse voodoo dolling jalen by icing his ankles and i'm so here for it + NEW 381 ... 14 getting Jalen ready for tonight's game You reposted 8 Use template darmi 14 143 4K 87K
just a @F466OT.23h O ... Coworker said I got a little color bc the sun made me pink walking to work Me when I remember is an island TikTok @ landofpod 0:13 27 1.4K 39K 801K
michael @FilledwithUrine . 2 22h ... sex playlist is nothing but sea shanties 60 1.7K 16K 287K
Jhonny** @JhonnyWhite69 - 3h G ... Fit so hard I had to gatekeep it 275 4.8K 50K del 766K
Tee 8 @_RealTee. 21h ... People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk. 242 5.8K 39K 795K
hoecrusher ... @baseballmemes... 19h s ... used all the butter in the house to make cookies that sucked 55 3.5K 99K del 1.7M
G @laeswrld 13h ... trying to breathe with a clogged nose on one side GIF EVIL 91 5K 51K del 948K
tomi @scrungeonmaster - May 11 ... can't even knock on wood these days. that's why it's all going bad. knock on laminated particle board. go fuck yourself. that's insane 76 14K 122K 1.4M
Cacophony Kid xx @CacoKidOH.2 22h ... Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE 174 44K 334K 3.7M
Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred 22h ... My mom talks on speaker phone like a hostage negotiator 14 1.3K 23K 325K
пух @aaronrrey 12h ... i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess 71 2.8K 17K 296K
via @atrophicbtrfly 17h ... they should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply 11 2K 26K 294K
Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY - May 11 ... why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later.. 85 3.8K 50K 758K
horse dentist @equine_dentist - 17h S ... just went number 4 30 1K 18K 337K

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