25 Secrets People Hope Their Significant Others Don’t Find Out
Don’t worry, this won’t simply be a deluge of cheating stories to serve as a little black book full of the extramarital adventures of Reddit’s unfaithful. I guess that could also be a disappointment, if you’re one of those people who thrives on others’ personal misfortune. Nowadays, this is usually called “loving drama,” though I prefer a more disapproving descriptor, like “inveterate ghoul.”
What I do have for you, harvested from an AskReddit thread, is a sampling of things that people have kept secret from their significant other, whether out of shame, sweet intentions or just being way too deep on a stupid lie to go back now. Things like suffering through innumerable pepperoni pizzas because you didn’t want to complicate an order on your first date.
Read on for a surprisingly reassuring peek into some people’s closet bone piles.
